You could always set up an industrial Hazmat foyer for decontaminating your kids every time they enter the house.
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12 Funny and Relatable Tweets About Mall Santa
Who else can you fake call all through November and December to get your kids to brush their damn teeth?
12 Spot-On Memes About How Much Yelling Parenting Involves
At least we have the nightly ritual of telling ourselves it will be better tomorrow.
15 Of The Funniest Tweets From Parents In November
November is for frosty mornings, hot cups of caffeinated whatever, and gearing up for some holiday craziness.
13 Funny Tweets About Shopping At The Mall
Although the mall is a trial, just remember: You are strong and can do hard things.
10 Memes That Show How Moms Are Physical Superhumans
Never doubt the strength and physical superpowers of women. We’ve been through some shit, and still manage to look good and stay cool.
15 Hilarious Tweets That Illustrate The Messy Truth About Chores
A little laugh is just what the doctor ordered while picking fish crackers out of the couch and scrubbing crayon off the walls.
13 Memes About The Things We Exchange For Parenthood
Motherhood is a wild ride and helps turn us into badass women with hearts of gold.