You could always set up an industrial Hazmat foyer for decontaminating your kids every time they enter the house.
Who else can you fake call all through November and December to get your kids to brush their damn teeth?
At least we have the nightly ritual of telling ourselves it will be better tomorrow.
November is for frosty mornings, hot cups of caffeinated whatever, and gearing up for some holiday craziness.
Although the mall is a trial, just remember: You are strong and can do hard things.
Never doubt the strength and physical superpowers of women. We’ve been through some shit, and still manage to look good and stay cool.
A little laugh is just what the doctor ordered while picking fish crackers out of the couch and scrubbing crayon off the walls.
Motherhood is a wild ride and helps turn us into badass women with hearts of gold.