And the most important question is… who’s gonna clear that shit for us STAT if we die unexpectedly?
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10 Haunting Tweets to Get You Through Spooky Season
Enjoy this time while it lasts, considering that the next few holidays are all about family togetherness, and there’s truly nothing more bone-chilling or spine-tingling than that!
10 Funny Tweets About How Halloween is F*cked This Year
And never forget the festive glory of stealing candy from your kids. It’s the one tradition we can keep, after all!
15 Hilarious Tweets from Parents in September 2020
Kids gonna be kids, and life’s gonna be life, so at the very least, we can gather some laughs in the void wasteland that is living in 2020.›‹
14 Tweets That Show Cooking or Baking With Kids Is a Recipe for Disaster
What they don’t tell you on Pinterest is that cooking or baking with your kids is basically a recipe for frustration and rage…
14 Hilarious Tweets From Parents in August 2020
As summer 2020 wraps up, it seems we’re still no closer to getting our shit together, and I mean that collectively, as in the human race as a whole.
14 Tweets About Back To School 2020 to Make You LOLsob
Let’s raise our glasses to the parents just trying to do their best and get through the gut-wrenching agony of it all.
12 Hilarious Tweets About Beer
Beer is unlike other booze in the sense that it goes down so smooth that it almost feels like you aren’t just drinking alcohol in the middle of the day, at this child’s birthday party.