If you’ve used emails or worked in an office, then chances are, you’re familiar with this culture. The strange, modern culture of the email exchange.
So here’s to the goals soon to be forgotten. It was fun while it lasted, but see you next year (…maybe).
If it’s on sale for a good price, we don’t care what it is – we love it, and it’s ours!
This period of time is like if Mercury retrograde decided to squat on your calendar with a wine and cheese hangover.
Thanks for the memories, but we sure won’t miss you. See you next year when we get together and do it all again!
If you are a toilet widow, at least know that you’re not alone. And if you’re a man, GETTHEFUCKOFFTHESHITTERANDGOHELPYOURWIFE!
This isn’t the Yoda we all came to know and love in the initial 3 movie installments of Star Wars. This little guy is smaller! Cuter! Just a baby!
Luckily, we all can recognize that this time of year is a shitshow. An expensive, joyous, and sparkling shitshow.