You know what I thought when I woke up this morning? What I really need is a stiff labial flossing. Something to really get in there. I’m tired of full-coverage cloth. Put this tuna in a net! And omg, thank goodness my Facebook app is a mind-reader because right there, front […]
What in the TikTok, y’all? Apparently beauty influencers are using lube as makeup primer now. According to StyleCaster, not just one, not just two, but multiple beauty influencers on TikTok have filmed themselves mixing their lube — yes, that kind of lube — with their foundation for that extra, sex-drenched glow. You […]
Yeah, hi, police? I’d like to request a welfare check on Gen Z. I guess undereye circles are in now. At least that’s what the kids say. And they’re not just embracing what their mamas gave ’em. Oh, no. They’re actually going out of their way to apply dark circles […]
When I read the review for what I’m calling the “J. Crew shark bite bathing suit,” I realized that I may have found the review of all reviews.
Apparently, according to these kids, parting your hair in the middle is THE WAY to look cool and put-together.
Oddly enough, a semi-famous girl on IG with very few wrinkles and barely one butt dimple is part of the reason I learned to accept my own mom-bod.
Here’s to looking good! Or to looking awful with the best intentions. After all, it’s the thought that counts… right?!
The little girl in me who spent hours cooped up in her room with her coloring books is geeked!