Sweet flippety fuckdragons, does Gwyneth Paltrow have a line she is unwilling to cross? Apparently not. Because it appears she’s no longer concerned with us steaming and shoving eggs up our clam salads. Now her lifestyle brand, Goop, wants us to toss our other salads, recommending we introduce caffeine into our downtowns. In its Beauty […]
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Mom Recreates Viral Bikini Ad And The Result Is Hilariously Real
By now we have all seen the viral Facebook ad posted by Beginning Boutique for their Hymen *ahem* Haymen Bikini Tee and Heron Bikini Bottoms. If you’ve been living under a social media rock and missed it, you can check it out here. The ad, which became famous for the model’s apparent lack of labia, garnered […]
The Comments on This Swimsuit Ad Will Have You Begging for Mercy
Hold your clam flaps, folks, because you’re about to lose all control once you see the comments on this swimsuit ad making the social media rounds. The ad, posted by Beginning Boutique on Facebook, features a young gal in a cropped t-shirt-style swim top (I’m sure there’s an official word for it, but my pancake […]
‘Baby Bangs’ Are 2019’s Hottest Trend Because We Learned Nothing in 1st Grade Apparently
We’re not even into the full swing of the new year yet and already people are declaring some unrealistically attainable shit to be one of the hottest hair trends of ’19. ‘Baby Bangs’ are apparently making a comeback, but not for unsupervised 6-year-old’s who have sneakily gotten hold of Mom’s scissors and retreated to […]
A Look Back At The WTF Fashions of 2018
Feeling overwhelmed and exhausted by political unrest? Emotionally spent from the turmoil and stress of 2018? Take a deep breath, put up your feet and let all that shit go. While you’re at it, take a moment to enjoy some of our favorite WTF fashion moments of the past year. It’s possible that 2018 will […]
Gwyneth Paltrow Claims SHE Popularized Yoga. Because Of Course She Does
In today’s edition of “The World According To Gwyneth,” it would seem that we all owe Ms. Paltrow one big “Namaste.” That whole yoga thing? Yup. Gwyneth. In an interview with Wall Street Journal Magazine, Paltrow credits the popularity of yoga to…wait for it…herself. Because why not? Oh, G-girl, if I only had one ounce […]
Barney’s $3500 Puffer Cape Looks Like If Grimace Became Haute Couture
Shocker alert! Barney’s New York is selling the fugliest of puffer capes for the low, low price of $3,565. Because if there’s one truth in this world, it’s that people with money will spend it on anything — like literally anything — to make themselves look as dumb as humanly possible. Don’t believe me? Just […]
Fendi Is Selling a Labia Shawl and You Can’t Make This Up
It would seem vagina necklaces and diamond penis-shaped pendants are not enough for fashion designers. They’ve got to go ahead and take it to the next level with fur kitty shawls as well. Fendi is selling a pink labia-folds-inspired shawl. With fur. And nobody in the marketing department took a look at it and thought, […]