Well, fam, swimsuit season is looming. I for one am not looking forward to it, although the fitting room weep sessions certainly are cathartic – and cheaper than therapy! I usually prefer to have a good cry in the shower, but there’s something about those fitting room flourescents that really kicks it up a notch. […]
Beauty/Fashion
Yes, All 22 Pairs of Leggings I Own Spark Joy
By Jennifer Craven Attention, ladies: I’m all about this Marie Kondo purging and organizing method. But there’s one thing that she won’t touch in our wardrobes—the legging stash. Yes, it is completely necessary and customary for women to hoard these beautifully stretchy wonders. Much to the confusion of perplexed men everywhere, each and every pair […]
Retailers Are Selling MORE Clear Pants And Why Does This Keep Happening?
I’m just going to come right out and say it: fashion retailer ASOS is selling see-through trousers. As in ‘you might as well Saran Wrap your legs and save yourself $80’ pants. The clothing line behind the latest transparent trend is UK’s Flounce London and why? Why won’t this trend just die? It’s as if […]
People Are Losing Their Minds Over This Latest Crime in ‘Flap(less) Couture’
Every so often, Facebook throws women a fashion bone that cannot be ignored, and “Flap Couture” seems to be growing in popularity. Take, for example, the Labia Shawl that showed up on Fendi’s website recently. Okay, so maybe they called it something else, but still… you see it, RIGHT??! Then there was the viral bikini […]
Goop Wants You to Put Coffee Up Your A** and No, We’re Not Kidding
Sweet flippety fuckdragons, does Gwyneth Paltrow have a line she is unwilling to cross? Apparently not. Because it appears she’s no longer concerned with us steaming and shoving eggs up our clam salads. Now her lifestyle brand, Goop, wants us to toss our other salads, recommending we introduce caffeine into our downtowns. In its Beauty […]
Mom Recreates Viral Bikini Ad And The Result Is Hilariously Real
By now we have all seen the viral Facebook ad posted by Beginning Boutique for their Hymen *ahem* Haymen Bikini Tee and Heron Bikini Bottoms. If you’ve been living under a social media rock and missed it, you can check it out here. The ad, which became famous for the model’s apparent lack of labia, garnered […]
The Comments on This Swimsuit Ad Will Have You Begging for Mercy
Hold your clam flaps, folks, because you’re about to lose all control once you see the comments on this swimsuit ad making the social media rounds. The ad, posted by Beginning Boutique on Facebook, features a young gal in a cropped t-shirt-style swim top (I’m sure there’s an official word for it, but my pancake […]
‘Baby Bangs’ Are 2019’s Hottest Trend Because We Learned Nothing in 1st Grade Apparently
We’re not even into the full swing of the new year yet and already people are declaring some unrealistically attainable shit to be one of the hottest hair trends of ’19. ‘Baby Bangs’ are apparently making a comeback, but not for unsupervised 6-year-old’s who have sneakily gotten hold of Mom’s scissors and retreated to […]