Steel yourselves, everyone. Ivanka Trump announced she will be closing down her fashion line, leaving millions to wonder, “Well, now what am I supposed to inappropriately dress the mannequins in as I’m killing time in TJ Maxx between stopping by the DMV and waiting for my colonoscopy consult to start?” Trump’s company, which she launched […]
Beauty/Fashion
Aerie’s Newest Lingerie Campaign Is Inclusive AF
Aerie, American Eagle’s lingerie and underwear brand, has beautifully reminded us what matters most in business: the customer. Customers, specifically people and women who wear bras and panties, come in all shapes, sizes, and colors. But women’s bodies are more than numbers or physical characteristics that fit into boxes. Some women carry silent pain, visible […]
Fanny Pack Sandals And Other Footwear You Never Knew You Needed
Nike has created slip-on fanny pack sandals and I think I kind of love them. Or hate them. I don’t know. (Secretly I looove them.) Whether you’re tired of stuffing your credit card and keys into the top of your bra; you’ve had enough of lugging around a ten-gallon purse we all know is full […]
The Latest Injectable Beauty Trend? Nipple Fillers
You know what I wish I had? Bigger areola. I’m talking jumbo-sized saucer nips, attached to my jugs like pink beanbags. Just kidding, y’all. That’s ridiculous. No one in the world would want to plump up their nipples, except, holy shit, yes they do because it’s happening. People are injecting Restylane into their areola. The procedure isn’t […]
Bad News, Beauty Buffs: Popular Cosmetic Company Facing Class Action Suit for Eyelash Product
The wildly popular skincare company and multi-level marketing brand Rodan + Fields has found itself on the wrong end of a class action lawsuit for failing to disclose the side effects of its Lash Boost ingredients to consumers. The product, which costs a whopping $150 a pop, contains an ingredient called isopropyl cloprostenate that carries with […]
These $168 ‘Extreme Cut Out Jeans’ Are What’s Wrong With America
Just when you thought 2018 had decided to be kinder to women’s fashion, along comes the ‘Extreme Cut Out Jean’ by L.A.-based brand Carmar to fug up our existence. Selling for $168 a pop, which is a mere $167.50 above their value, these Depression-era eyesores are “a high rise pant with large statement cutouts on […]
Swimsuit Season Strikes Again: Here Are the Worst of 2018
It’s that time of year again, ladies. It’s the time when we go through the racks of our local malls, declaring, “What fresh hell is this?” That’s right: It’s swimsuit season. And guess what? This year’s suits are even uglier and more impractical than they were in 2017. I have wondered in vain why designers […]
The New Leave Me Alone Sweater Is the Answer to Most of Your Problems
You know how sometimes you go into Facebook or IG or Twitter, and you’re already bitter because you know the general suckage of society will overwhelm your feed, so you whisper to yourself, Come on, world. Tell me something good… Well, here it is. Here is something good that will help you face your days […]