And never forget the festive glory of stealing candy from your kids. It’s the one tradition we can keep, after all!
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The Song Of The Summer Has Finally Dropped
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You know the meme. It starts with “literally no one.” And after that you can insert absolutely ANYTHING that Kanye West does.
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