Betty White, the world’s unofficial eighth wonder, turns 99 on Sunday, January 17th, and this is one of the few joys we get to celebrate, so we’ll take it. In an exclusive quote for ET, Betty dished on how she plans to celebrate: You probably didn’t ask, but I’ll tell you anyway,” White teased. “What […]
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