Every once in a while, a product so bizarre hits the market that it simultaneously makes you weep for humanity and wonder why you didn’t think of it first. Such is the case with the new Pop it Pal, a toy that allows users to squeeze fake pus from a skin-like silicone square. The product […]
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Gay Figure Skater Adam Rippon Is Not Here for Mike Pence’s Bullsh*t
We are just a few weeks away from the Olympic Winter Games in PyeongChang, and this year’s Thank You, Mom commercial from P&G feels more important than ever. When our athletes put it all on the line this year, they are doing it under one flag that is carried by multiple religions, genders, backgrounds, and […]
Amazon Cancels ‘One Mississippi’ and Twitter Is Not Having It
You know that TV show you just love from the first minute of the first episode? For me, that was “One Mississippi.” The Amazon original series starred comedian Tig Notaro and was based on what she describes as her “worst year ever,” surviving breast cancer which resulted in a double mastectomy, battling the bacterial infection C. […]
It’s Official: The FCC Has Voted to Demolish Net Neutrality
Welp, it’s official. The FCC has voted to eliminate net neutrality, the 2015 provision preventing internet providers from slowing down, speeding up, or blocking service and/or charging customers more to access certain websites or perform certain actions online. According to TechCrunch, “The vote was 3 to 2 along party lines, with Chairman Ajit Pai and […]
SNL’s ‘Welcome to Hell’ Is the No Sh*t Anthem Women Have Been Singing Since Forever
I don’t know if you’ve seen the news lately but, uh, lots of men in positions of power have been facing the repercussions of their dickidy diddly as of late. And in case you either don’t have a vagina or have had the fortune of living someplace where you don’t have to interact with society […]
Raising A PG Kid In An R-Rated (Digital) World
By Jacque Gorelick of Write Where I Am Growing up in the age of technology and social media, the generation of kids we’re raising today has the world at its fingertips. Literally. They can pull up almost any location in the world on a computer screen, using Google Earth. With the flick of a mouse and […]
No, You Don’t Get to Stay the ‘Conscience of Comedy’ in Your Pseudo-Apology for Sexual Misconduct
I have spent my long and lucky career talking and saying anything I want. I will now step back and take a long time to listen. Alright, Louis C.K., listen up. So if I understand you, it was just YESTERDAY you realized you never had to consider that you’ve been a creepy bastard because you […]
Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs Alleges Latest Name Change Was Only A Joke
If you happen to run in circles with Sean Combs, don’t update your iPhone contacts just yet. The artist formerly known as Puff Daddy, Puffy, P. Diddy, and Diddy announced over his 48th birthday weekend that he had changed his name, yet again, but there is more to the story. I decided to change my […]