If there’s anything that can help take the sting off this dumpster fire year that keeps on sucking, it’s the soothing dulcet tones of a serious narrator slowly describing a horrific murder.
As we all know, the comment section is typically where the most vile creatures lurk, just waiting to espouse their intellectually-devoid nonsense to anyone who will give them attention.
If you typically rely solely on the help of a heavy pour or three, why not kick it up a notch with some good old fashioned comedy with a splash of heart.
And never forget the festive glory of stealing candy from your kids. It’s the one tradition we can keep, after all!
I miss them when they’re gone, but sometimes it’s important to realize that life is bigger than sports.
If you really do want to spend a quiet evening out with friends without getting blackout shit-hammered, it might not hurt to keep these accelerants in mind.
The Gregory Brothers are out here dropping auto-tuned delights for our funny bones.
Apparently North Americans have been missing out on one of the greatest musical spectacles IN THE WORLD, but no more.