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You Eat Pieces of Sh*t For Breakfast?
As we all know, the comment section is typically where the most vile creatures lurk, just waiting to espouse their intellectually-devoid nonsense to anyone who will give them attention.
Let Steve Martin and John Candy Help Get You Through Thanksgiving
If you typically rely solely on the help of a heavy pour or three, why not kick it up a notch with some good old fashioned comedy with a splash of heart.
10 Funny Tweets About How Halloween is F*cked This Year
And never forget the festive glory of stealing candy from your kids. It’s the one tradition we can keep, after all!
Why Athletes Shouldn’t Just “Shut Up and Dribble”
I miss them when they’re gone, but sometimes it’s important to realize that life is bigger than sports.
Survey Reveals What Booze Is Most Likely to Get You Arrested, Hungover, and Naked
If you really do want to spend a quiet evening out with friends without getting blackout shit-hammered, it might not hurt to keep these accelerants in mind.
The Song Of The Summer Has Finally Dropped
The Gregory Brothers are out here dropping auto-tuned delights for our funny bones.
In A Country Divided, Eurovision’s ‘JaJa Ding Dong Song’ May Be Just What We Need To Unite Us
Apparently North Americans have been missing out on one of the greatest musical spectacles IN THE WORLD, but no more.