So if you see us in our pajamas through the window eating a full box of dry cake mix screaming the ABC’s at our kids, mind ya business!
15 Tweets About the Sh*tshow Circus That Is Tiger King
Right in the midst of a hellish pandemic and associated condom shortage, a gleaming beacon of fuckery shone in the distance and it’s name was Tiger King. Netflix dropped the instant classic Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness and it was just what we needed to cleanse our palate from the joyless landscape that is […]
World Condom Shortage Couldn’t Have Come at a Worse Time
Looks like the latest casualty of the Covid-19 Pandemic might just be… the condom industry?
20 of the Funniest Tweets from Parents in March
To say this March was a shitshow is a total understatement. We watched the Covid-19 crisis go from wtf to WTF in record time.
12 Funny Memes About the Dinnertime Struggle
For best results, just make what you like and tell everyone else to fuck off and fend for themselves!
12 Quarantine Tweets to Help You Go the (Social) Distance
It does be looking a little “apocalypse-y” if you go out to the stores. Be kind to retail workers.
Ward Off Illness with Ancient Bronze D*cks? Don’t Mind if I Do!
Ditch the essential oils and crystals and surround ourselves with flying bronze dicks instead
18 Coronavirus Memes to Make You Laugh on the Bus to Hell
We laugh so we don’t cry, ok?