I remember when I was a just a wee spring chicken, ready to paint my face and go terrorize the town with my drunken, poorly-thought-out tomfoolery. Oh, how the pages have turned! Many of us wasted our youth just counting the days until we’d be grown, free of rules and limits! Nothing to hold us […]
Some of the Most Hilarious Reactions to the Instagram/Facebook Outage of 2019
Last week marked the day the Earth REALLY stood still, as there was a global partial outage for approximately 14 hours (and counting, for some) of some Facebook-owned apps, including Instagram, Messenger, WhatsApp and Facebook itself. Users of the popular social media platforms Instagram and Facebook were getting error messages, inability to post new content, […]
4 “What the F**k!?” Health Trends for 2019
The world we live in today exposes us to a toxic slurry of chemicals, genetically modified Frankenfoods and a veritable smorgasbord of low vibe bullshittery. In a quest to get healthier, many folks will hop on literally whatever bandwagon that rolls by claiming to detox their lives, leaving them as pure and pristine as Gwyneth […]
20 Hilarious Tweets That Prove Carbs Are Bae
All right, friends, these are trying times. There’s been a consistent and organized assault on something we hold dear, and we need to remain silent no longer! I’m talking about carbohydrates. Yep — carbs. Keto and Paleo type diets are enjoying a lot of popularity despite their shameless persecution of everyone’s favorite misunderstood biomolecule. These […]
Disturbing Content Hiding in Plain Sight on YouTube and YouTube Kids
It’s a modern day horror story. Disturbing and graphic content is being cut into videos on YouTube and even the family-friendly version of the platform, YouTube Kids. Things like suicide tips and instructions for self-harm are being uncovered in seemingly ordinary content directed at children, such as cartoons and video game videos. Emergency room pediatrician […]
26 Painfully Relatable Tweets About Having a Kid in Sports
When you are a parent, inconvenience is a regular part of the chaos-ridden shitshow that your life has become. Add in a little responsibility and obligation, and you end up with a perfect trifecta of parental fuckery. Congratulations! Whether it be late night feedings, meetings with the school or unexpected illness, there’s always something hiding […]