If your house looks like a bomb exploded in a garbage factory, then just take comfort in that fact that you’re not alone.
Pets are not only a source of love and companionship, but they are also a source of entertainment.
Kellogg made the cereal to give to patients at the sanitarium that he worked at so that first thing in the morning, their masturbatory urges would be squashed.
These strangers who made it their mission to support a man in mourning are a reminder that good does still exist in the world.
The car line is that special place where dreams of being a calm and gentle parent/driver go to idle, then die.
Hey, Pinterest moms, I see your chore charts & homemade bread pics. But I have skills. Like wearing the same shirt 5 ways (because it’s all that’s clean.)
You are beautiful, wonderful, and your body did incredible things. Give yourself some props for that!
Sure, it sounds a little crazy, but people are going and getting their toenails done in matching colors with their doggos.