Despite where you fall on the debate about keto, at the very least we can have a few laughs at a diet that allows you to stuff your face with pot roast, as long as you don't have pineapples for desert.
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12 Hilarious Tweets About the Keto Diet

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January is the time of year where we traditionally tend to revisit our wellness goals. This is when gyms are packed, diets are starting, and if you listen verrrrrry carefully you can hear the sound of a rumbling stomach out there lamenting to the tune of “Fat Bottomed Girls” by Queen. So majestic.

But despite the number of new diets that pop up every year, some of them have real staying power. A great example of this is the Keto diet. This diet has a cult-like following who chatter on endlessly about its ability to help with weight loss while allowing you to still eat pepperoni, bacon, and cheese. What the what?!

The keto diet achieves these results due to the fact that it’s a low-carb diet. This means no bread, sugar, and even fruit is on the shit list. Again… WHAT?!

However, despite the naysayers, this diet has gotten folks the kind of results that they won’t be shy telling you about in the break room every day for the next 3 months. As to whether it’s actually healthy or sustainable in the long-term? No comment.

Despite where you fall on the debate about keto, at the very least we can have a few laughs at a diet that allows you to stuff your face with pot roast, as long as you don’t have pineapples for desert.

What a time to be alive.

12 Hilarious Tweets About the Keto Diet

1. Honestly, this exact thought process must be the kind of evil that lies behind the invention of every diet.

https://twitter.com/maryfairybobrry/status/1190630025344749570

2. Did somebody say oversized bread slices??

3. Grapes: big nah, bacon grease: GOOD TO GO, BRO.

https://twitter.com/charlenemak_/status/1347767055055929344

4. So controversial, yet so brave.

5. Hero or villain? You be the judge…

6. This is in stark contrast to my usual “cope with stress by devouring ALL THE THINGS” lifestyle.

7. Wow, I just love approachable wellness!

https://twitter.com/CrockettForReal/status/1230588993663729664

8. That’s 5 months of deep-throating bread you’ll never get back, SMH.

9. Man, if that’s being alive then count me the fuck in!

10. It’s very similar to vegan club and crossfit club…

11. TELL ME MORE.

12. I guess it’s not for everyone *continues stuffing face*.

Good luck with your breadless diet!

Meanwhile you can find me under the bleachers with a trench coat full of baguettes if you change your mind.

Make sure and share this with a friend, because laughing is zero-calorie and completely carb-free!