Kellogg made the cereal to give to patients at the sanitarium that he worked at so that first thing in the morning, their masturbatory urges would be squashed.
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Hundreds Of Strangers Attend El Paso Shooting Victim’s Memorial Service
These strangers who made it their mission to support a man in mourning are a reminder that good does still exist in the world.
Deepfake Mindf**k of Bill Hader Impersonating Tom Cruise Is No Joke
Consider this a wake up call. Don’t believe everything you see or hear on social media.
Women Are Apparently Using Titty Tape and We Have Questions
Bra straps can be a pain, but I don’t know that having titty tape (that looks like bunny-shaped chicken cutlets) stuck to our chests is a better look.
12 Tweets About The School Car Line To Read While You Idle
The car line is that special place where dreams of being a calm and gentle parent/driver go to idle, then die.
Mom Holds Job Fair for Kids Because If You Want It? You Need to Earn It
The sooner we teach the next generation the value of working for what they want, the better it is for ALL of us.
Viral Post Hilariously Reminds Us Never to Trust Kids. EVER.
Never, and I mean never, trust a child who willingly hands over their ice cream cone. You may just get waaaay more than you ever bargained for.
Suck It, Pinterest Moms
Hey, Pinterest moms, I see your chore charts & homemade bread pics. But I have skills. Like wearing the same shirt 5 ways (because it’s all that’s clean.)