Kellogg made the cereal to give to patients at the sanitarium that he worked at so that first thing in the morning, their masturbatory urges would be squashed.
These strangers who made it their mission to support a man in mourning are a reminder that good does still exist in the world.
Consider this a wake up call. Don’t believe everything you see or hear on social media.
Bra straps can be a pain, but I don’t know that having titty tape (that looks like bunny-shaped chicken cutlets) stuck to our chests is a better look.
The car line is that special place where dreams of being a calm and gentle parent/driver go to idle, then die.
The sooner we teach the next generation the value of working for what they want, the better it is for ALL of us.
Never, and I mean never, trust a child who willingly hands over their ice cream cone. You may just get waaaay more than you ever bargained for.
Hey, Pinterest moms, I see your chore charts & homemade bread pics. But I have skills. Like wearing the same shirt 5 ways (because it’s all that’s clean.)