It’s finally summer and you’re exactly where you want to be: in a crowded, dingy bar eating overpriced garbage and drinking watered down whiskey.
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17 Hilarious Tweets About What Else the CDC Recommends
A new Tweet joke format that pokes fun of other random recommendations the CDC could make to make all our lives easier
California Woman Possibly Lost $26M Lottery Jackpot Because Of Laundry
A woman in California has made a claim to a lottery jackpot of $26M but says that her winning ticket was destroyed.
It Took The Pandemic For Me And My Family To Slow Down
We play card games and board games and the hubs has Nerf battles and roughhouses with the kids…on WEEKNIGHTS!
I’d Like You To Meet My Boyfriend, Anxiety
What it’s like to have an intimate relationship with anxiety, the abusive partner who never asked you to go steady.
Condom Sales Increase with Vaccination Efforts
According to CNN Business, condom sales have been surging as people get ready to sow their vaccinated wild oats.
Useless Sh*t I Learned in High School and Important Sh*t I Didn’t
We need to create a school system which addresses 21st century issues and can help our kids get ready for the world after high school graduation.
Epic “Josh Fight” Gives the World Some Much-Needed Levity
Great game to all the Joshes, and a very special congrats to the man of the hour, Little Ultimate Josh!