Hey, Mamas – Can we get real for a sec and admit that this mom stuff is hard and we don’t have it all together all the time?
SPM
Woman Takes Off Thong, Uses as Face Mask After Being Refused Service
After being refused service for going maskless, a South African woman takes off her thong in the middle of the store and uses it as a face mask. Because pink eye is the new black apparently.
If Binging Murder Documentaries Is Your Form Of Self-Care Then This Hilarious SNL Music Video Is For You!
Murder documentaries have become as much a part of stereotypical mom culture as coffee, dry shampoo, leggings, messy buns, and being tired as fuck. True crime has become a bizarre part of our late night “me-time” ritual where, instead of catching some zzz’s to cancel out some of the sleep-debt […]
105-Year-Old Survives Covid-19 with the Aid of Gin-Soaked Raisins
Apparently, each morning DeClerck indulges in 9 gin-soaked raisins that have been infusing in the booze for 9 days.
The Baby Union Manifesto
Babies and toddlers live by a maddening code that is near-impossible to understand. Until now. This is the Baby Union Manifesto.
Your First Mammogram Will Razz Your Berries!
Forty is such a special time in a woman’s life. Age spots blossom on your hands, your back aches for no reason, and if you’re truly fortunate, you may begin to develop soft, jiggly jowls that small children can treat like Play-Doh. Yes, you’re about to experience some wonderful developments! […]
This Mama Is Surviving NOT Thriving In This Pandemic
To all my friends that had kids before me, I’m sorry. I’m sorry I didn’t understand the reason you were flaky with plans. I’m sorry I didn’t understand your exhaustion. I’m sorry I quit putting in effort after being left hanging so many times. I’m sorry I said my dog […]
10 Hilarious Tweets About the Side Part Debacle
Apparently, according to these kids, parting your hair in the middle is THE WAY to look cool and put-together.