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10 Valentines for Old Married People
Ah, Valentine’s Day. The age-old (commercially created) holiday where lovers declare their undying commitment to each other through flowers, songs, chocolate, and overpriced greeting cards. When I was young and dating, Valentine’s day was something special. My then-boyfriends would try to impress me with poetry and a sexy evening. And […]
Celebrate Betty White’s Legacy with Her Funniest Quotes and Raunchy TV Moments
Update 12/31/21: Our beloved Betty has moved on to the next gig, having passed away at her home this morning, report several news outlets. Our tribute to Betty’s 99th birthday highlighting her funniest and raunchiest moments follows. Enjoy, and may Betty’s banter live on in the next world. ******* Betty […]
The Funniest “CDC Says” Tweets to Make You Cackle Today
On the heels of the CDC’s recent announcement that they are now recommending 5-day quarantines instead of the previous 10 for people who have tested positive for COVID-19, people are understandably confused and upset. For many, this news signals that the government agency values capitalism over human lives (I mean…), […]
Dear New Neighbor: Please Let Me Explain
Hello, new neighbor, and welcome to the neighborhood. I wanted to apologize for not stopping by to say a proper hello and welcome; I feel terrible for being so rude. I saw you wave this morning and I wanted you to know I was trying to wave back. Turns out, […]
The 5 Stages of Family Photo Shoots
If you’ve taken family photos, especially with the hopes of a holiday card, you know these 5 stages. The depression is the worst.
To My Husband as He Battles the Fierce Man Cold
Dear Husband, In front of God and our family we vowed to love each other through it all. Rich or poor, better or worse, healthy or sick, we promised to be there and to support one another till death do us part. Now here you are lying in bed, […]
How I Survived Hyperemesis Gravidarum (But Barely)
Hyperemesis Gravidarum is not morning sickness. It’s a soul-crushing level of sick that makes you resent all happy pregnant pregnant people everywhere.