By Megan Peterson of Life Trumps Fiction A few months ago, my sports, book and music-loving girl asked if I were forced to choose, would I call her a “tom boy” or a “girly girl.” After I insisted she was neither because she was the one-and-only her, she replied, “I know I’m a tom boy […]
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7 Uncommon Swear Words Applied to Motherhood
Swearing is my favorite. There’s just something about a good ol’ curse word that titillates my dysfunctional soul. The thing about swear words is that they can be used in a pinch as substitutes for almost any word and you can apply them to mean just about anything, regardless of their true meaning. They’re also […]
Waiting for the Other Shoe to Drop
By Courtney Barnum of A Legion for Liam If you or someone you love lives with mental illness, then I’m sure you know this feeling. When a cycle is creeping upon you or your loved one, you know it’s coming. Any day, they or you will spiral into Hell. The signs are there, but there’s […]
Jay Feely Joke-Threatens Daughter’s Date With Gun and People Worldwide Aren’t Playing That
Former NFL kicker and CBS Sports football analyst Jay Feely is under fire for tweeting a picture of himself standing between his daughter and her prom date with a gun on Saturday night. Feely’s photo, which has amassed 66 thousand likes, 11 thousand retweets, and 7 thousand comments thus far, is accompanied by the caption, […]
This Craigslist Ad for a Toyota Corolla Is the Funniest Thing You’ll See on the Internet
We’ve all driven a piece of shit car at one point. They’re practically a rite of passage. Mine? It was a 1988 Acura Integra called “The Storm Trooper.” Now, before you get jealous of my “luxury vehicle,” you should know the year I owned it was 2008. That’s right: I took ownership 20 years after […]
Straight From the Mouths of Babes: 16 Tweets About Things Kids Say
16 hilarious tweets from Twitter parents on the hilarious, embarrassing, and soul crushing things kids say.
21 Memes By Hilarious Parents Who Just Want Their Kids To Eat
Kids are funny little creatures – and by “funny,” I mean they can be frustrating AF. One day you have to bribe them to take the tiniest bite of one chicken nugget, and the next day they eat an entire 10-piece and ask for some of yours. Then there are the days when your kid […]
CDC Says Don’t Eat Romaine Lettuce — AGAIN!
Just 3 months after a deadly E. Coli outbreak potentially linked to romaine lettuce in both Canada and parts of the US, the Center for Disease Control and Prevention is warning American citizens to stay away from romaine lettuce, specifically that of the Yuma, Arizona growing region. Unlike the last lettuce-gate, during which Canada issued […]