“Teach your children well” is not just a lyric from Crosby, Stills, & Nash’s hit song “Teach Your Children.” It’s also a motto parents should abide by, particularly when it comes to teaching their children to be kind, tolerant, emathetic citizens and human beings. Apparently, however, it’s also a memo conservative novelty company Keep and […]
Husband’s ‘Sexy Pics’ to Wife Cause Maximum Thirst
Brandon Sillings — a specialist in the U.S. Army who lives in Columbus, Ohio — has caused maximum thirst among wives worldwide with his November 15th post on Facebook captioned, “Sending sexy pics to the wife like….” With over 20 thousand reactions, 18 thousand comments, and nearly 95 thousand shares as of yet, Sillings’ sexy […]
Barney’s $3500 Puffer Cape Looks Like If Grimace Became Haute Couture
Shocker alert! Barney’s New York is selling the fugliest of puffer capes for the low, low price of $3,565. Because if there’s one truth in this world, it’s that people with money will spend it on anything — like literally anything — to make themselves look as dumb as humanly possible. Don’t believe me? Just […]
I Bought Target’s New Weighted Blanket and I’ve Created a Monster
As article after article filled my feed late last week touting Target’s new (and affordable) weighted blanket, I knew I had to jump on the opportunity to snag one. The word on the street was the blanket would be even cheaper on Black Friday, marked down to $50 from its already pretty low $70, but […]
Moms Brawl at Bus Stop, Stab/Slash Each Other with Coffee Mug
We’re all tired and grumpy and at our wit’s end by the time we get the kids out the door to head for school. But one pair of moms from Florida (where else?) took cantankerous to a whole new level this week, injuring one another with a broken coffee cup at their children’s bus stop. […]
Idaho Teachers Dress Up as Border Wall/Mexicans and the Ignorance Burns
Halloween always brings out the best in people. If by “best,” I mean “worst.” There’s the blackface. There’s the exploitation of culturally sacred Native American headdresses. And then there’s the group of Idaho teachers who decided it would be a great idea to dress up as a border wall and Mexicans and then TO POST […]
5 YO Boy Rushed to Hospital After Ingesting Meth While Trick-or-Treating
A 5-year-old boy was rushed to the hospital after having a seizure following Halloween festivities on Sunday. Doctors found methamphetamine in a urine sample collected upon arrival. Braylen Carwell, of Galion, OH, had just returned from an evening of trick-or-treating when his mother, Julia Pence, noticed something was off before her son collapsed: “The left […]
Woman Joins Tinder to Get Help Moving Couch from IKEA
The lengths we’ll go to in order to get furniture moved from one place to another know no bounds. If you don’t have a pickup truck or trailer of your own, you’re stuck begging family, friends, and neighbors for a little assistance. If you don’t know anyone with a pickup truck or trailer, well … […]