You may have seen it in your news feed: Share this post and get a free Christmas box of groceries from Aldi! Sounds too good to be true, right? That’s because it is. No, Aldi is not giving away free groceries to people who like and share the post. Sorry. It’s just a scam. If […]
Mom’s Post About Crying Teacher Reminds Us That None of This Is Their Fault
Ask me how virtual learning went for my 3 kids, and I’ll sum it up in one word: SHITSHOW. (Or is that two words? Doesn’t matter, it’s terrible either way.) Have you ever tried working from home full time while navigating Seesaw and Google Classroom and forcing your kindergartner to trace letters and helping your […]
It’s Not the Virus That Will Destroy Us. It’s Our Sheer Stupidity.
We’re in season 4 of this pandemic, and the writers are getting desperate. First, it was complete and total lockdown. Our schools ceased to operate, we almost had to resort to using our favorite old t-shirts to wipe our own asses, and we were washing our groceries, of all things. There were murder hornets. A […]
Mom Furious After Daycare Writes Note on Son’s Stomach in Marker
There are about a million other ways they could have communicated Chisum’s need to bring in diapers for her son.
US Space Force Releases Uniform Design and Twitter Can’t Deal
If you thought the weirdest thing about the United States Space Force was the actual United States Space Force, you’d be mistaken.
Forget Yoni Eggs. Gwyneth’s Inserting HERSELF in Your Love Tunnel.
Perhaps more disturbing than the image itself? The promise that Gwyneth and her Goop Lab plan to “reach new depths.” Please God, noooooooo.
SNL’s Clothing Ad Spoof Hilariously Nails the Reality of Dressing Kids
If you can relate to the hell and hilarity that is dressing children, SNL’s fake Macy’s clothing ad will have you rolling.
Study Shows Airline Water Unsafe for Drinking, Washing
Let’s just say you’re going to want to pass on that glass of water or cup of coffee the next time you’re cruising at 35,000 feet.