There my husband and I were, scrolling our phones, not talking to each other in bed as couples do, when none other than the world’s most hilarious and yet simultaneously perplexing commercial of all time popped up on my husband’s Twitter feed. It featured a series of scenes involving children and shady characters asking them if […]
Midwife’s Viral Post About Grooming Your Garden Provides Much-Needed Reassurance
Anyone who’s ever gone to the OBGYN — pregnant or not — has likely fretted over the condition of their undercarriage prior to inspection. And why not? If somebody’s about to go diving in your deep sea, it’s the least you can do to tidy up for them beforehand. Manicuring the lawn, so to speak, […]
If You’re Sharing a Netflix Account with Others, You Could Be in for a Nasty Surprise
In totally bumtastic yet unsurprising news, streaming services such as Netflix now have the capability to track accounts that share passwords across households thanks to artificial intelligence programming developed by UK software company Synamedia. In a presentation at the Consumer Electronics Show (CES) 2019 in Las Vegas, Nevada, Synamedia revealed its AI program designed to […]
Woman Shares Spot-On Reminders for Those Purging While ‘Tidying Up’
Marie Kondo’s Netflix show ‘Tidying Up’ is all the rage lately. People can’t wait to declutter and purge unnecessary stress and anxiety from their lives. I am one of them. Following her signature advice to toss that which does not spark joy, the show traces Kondo’s experiences helping families get a grip on organizing both […]
Goop Wants You to Put Coffee Up Your A** and No, We’re Not Kidding
Sweet flippety fuckdragons, does Gwyneth Paltrow have a line she is unwilling to cross? Apparently not. Because it appears she’s no longer concerned with us steaming and shoving eggs up our clam salads. Now her lifestyle brand, Goop, wants us to toss our other salads, recommending we introduce caffeine into our downtowns. In its Beauty […]
People Are Arguing About Whether Seinfeld Is Offensive and C’mon, Everyone, Get It Together
In a widely shared and hotly debated article titled “These 13 Jokes From ‘Seinfeld’ Are Super Offensive Now — Yes, That Includes The ‘Soup Nazi,’” Bustle writer Angelica Florio argues that everyone’s favorite “show about nothing” doesn’t hold up some 30 years since its debut, to the praise and chagrin of many. Included among some […]
The Comments on This Swimsuit Ad Will Have You Begging for Mercy
Hold your clam flaps, folks, because you’re about to lose all control once you see the comments on this swimsuit ad making the social media rounds. The ad, posted by Beginning Boutique on Facebook, features a young gal in a cropped t-shirt-style swim top (I’m sure there’s an official word for it, but my pancake […]
People Reveal Red Flags That Make Someone Untrustworthy
When you meet someone new, there’s an awkward adjustment period where you’re both getting a feel for one another, deciding whether you have enough in common to foster a relationship or so little in common that it’s not worth it. You’re sizing each other up, analyzing every word and micro-expression, exploring uncharted waters. Even after […]