On the heels of the CDC’s recent announcement that they are now recommending 5-day quarantines instead of the previous 10 for people who have tested positive for COVID-19, people are understandably confused and upset. For many, this news signals that the government agency values capitalism over human lives (I mean…), […]
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Teacher Gifts They’ll ACTUALLY Want
As a former teacher, I can’t tell you how much I appreciated it when my students and/or their parents would take the time to buy me a gift to thank me for the work I do. Next to seeing a light bulb go off in a kid’s head, it’s seriously […]
Paul Rudd Is People’s ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ and Score for the Funny Guys
Paul Rudd was named People’s Sexiest Man Alive because, and this is true, the man is not only a delicious physical specimen, but he’s also sexy on the inside too. Aww, Pauly. It’s true, though. Nevermind the fact that the man appears to age backwards and one day we’ll extract […]
There’s Now a COVID-19 Air Detector for Your Home or Workplace
No, this isn’t the next installment of theĀ Back to the FutureĀ franchise. There’s really a COVID-19 detector, similar to a smoke detector in your home, that can detect COVID-19 (and many other viruses) in the air. Created by a company called Poppy, this air detector is small and inconspicuous enough to […]
Missing Girl Rescued After Using Distress Signal Learned from TikTok
A 16-year-old North Carolina teenager was rescued from her abductor after using a distress signal she learned from TikTok. The teenager, who was reported missing last week, was spotted by a motorist in Kentucky who recognized the hand gesture, which the teen had learned from watching TikTok and essentially means […]
Mother Faces Charges After Baby’s Body Found in Wall of Home
A 25-year-old Tennessee woman is facing charges after police found her one-year-old missing baby’s body in the wall of the woman’s home. According to Chattanooga Daily News, officers visited the woman’s home last week regarding her missing child per the request of Child Youth Services. Initially, the woman told a […]
The Internet’s Mad at Chris Pratt for ‘Healthy Child’ Comment and C’mon Now
Chris Pratt is once again the target of ire after he posted a birthday tribute to his wife Katherine Schwarzenegger and included thanks to her for bringing him a “healthy daughter.” The anger arises from the fact that his son Jack, who is now 9, with ex-wife Anna Faris had […]
Bra and Panty Set Has Hilarious Commenters Feeling More Ham Than Glam
You know what I thought when I woke up this morning?Ā What I really need is a stiff labial flossing. Something to really get in there. I’m tired of full-coverage cloth. Put this tuna in a net! And omg, thank goodness my Facebook app is a mind-reader because right there, front […]