Every day, I think I’ve seen it all. And then every day, something new pops up to remind me we are a species of extra, and if the opportunity to do more presents itself, we’ll take advantage of it. Speaking of “presenting itself,” case in point: bedazzled dog balls. That’s right. People are putting glitter […]
Police Arrest Nurse for Rape of Patient in Vegetative State at AZ Facility
Police have made an arrest in the case of a woman in a vegetative state who was raped and subsequently gave birth to a child at an Arizona care facility on December 29. The suspect is 36-year-old Nathan Sutherland, a licensed practical care nurse responsible for overseeing the care of the victim at Hacienda Healthcare […]
Men Reveal One Thing Their Wives Could Do to Make Them Happier in Marriage
In a viral Reddit post asking men what one thing their wives could do to make them happier in their marriage, both men AND women flocked to the comments to share their desires, or in the case of women, to share what their husbands said after these wives had asked them the question. And I’ve […]
This Roller Rink Commercial Is the FUNNIEST Thing You’ll See Today
There my husband and I were, scrolling our phones, not talking to each other in bed as couples do, when none other than the world’s most hilarious and yet simultaneously perplexing commercial of all time popped up on my husband’s Twitter feed. It featured a series of scenes involving children and shady characters asking them if […]
Midwife’s Viral Post About Grooming Your Garden Provides Much-Needed Reassurance
Anyone who’s ever gone to the OBGYN — pregnant or not — has likely fretted over the condition of their undercarriage prior to inspection. And why not? If somebody’s about to go diving in your deep sea, it’s the least you can do to tidy up for them beforehand. Manicuring the lawn, so to speak, […]
If You’re Sharing a Netflix Account with Others, You Could Be in for a Nasty Surprise
In totally bumtastic yet unsurprising news, streaming services such as Netflix now have the capability to track accounts that share passwords across households thanks to artificial intelligence programming developed by UK software company Synamedia. In a presentation at the Consumer Electronics Show (CES) 2019 in Las Vegas, Nevada, Synamedia revealed its AI program designed to […]
Woman Shares Spot-On Reminders for Those Purging While ‘Tidying Up’
Marie Kondo’s Netflix show ‘Tidying Up’ is all the rage lately. People can’t wait to declutter and purge unnecessary stress and anxiety from their lives. I am one of them. Following her signature advice to toss that which does not spark joy, the show traces Kondo’s experiences helping families get a grip on organizing both […]
Goop Wants You to Put Coffee Up Your A** and No, We’re Not Kidding
Sweet flippety fuckdragons, does Gwyneth Paltrow have a line she is unwilling to cross? Apparently not. Because it appears she’s no longer concerned with us steaming and shoving eggs up our clam salads. Now her lifestyle brand, Goop, wants us to toss our other salads, recommending we introduce caffeine into our downtowns. In its Beauty […]