You could always set up an industrial Hazmat foyer for decontaminating your kids every time they enter the house.
Ahh, the holidays. Who doesn’t love the crisp winter air, the crackling fire, the sounds of sleigh bells coming from your kids’ bedroom because somebody thought it would be a good idea to get them an entire instrument set so they could perform their rendition of Jingle Bells for the […]
While inauguration day was a beautiful, moving event after the last 4 years of… whatever the fuck that was, people are not one-dimensional and neither are their emotions. Case in point? On a day when we felt relief, hope, and profound awe in the face of new possibilities, we also […]
So curl up, take a break from doomscrolling, and check out what the Internet had to say about 2021 after a mere few days.
As we all know, the comment section is typically where the most vile creatures lurk, just waiting to espouse their intellectually-devoid nonsense to anyone who will give them attention.
Here’s to looking good! Or to looking awful with the best intentions. After all, it’s the thought that counts… right?!
So maybe this isn’t our year to get our eating in order or get into shape. Lord, deliver us from 2020!
One of the most incredible things that happen once you have children is that somehow your every move ends up as community property.