Motherhood is a wild ride and helps turn us into badass women with hearts of gold.
And remember to extend this kindness to yourself. You are also doing great and deserve a pat on the back, too.
I’m saving up all my fucks to give about fashion until I’m in that “Grandma” phase of life, at which point – lock up your men, boo.
Momming and adulting is hard AF; you deserve to tuck in early.
Take some time to show some love to the weird bitches in your life! And if you don’t know one, then it’s probably you.
So if you’re a member of the “No-Leggings” brigade, then you better keep your mouth shut when you’re around a pack of moms.
Obviously, letting screens raise children is bad, but considering most of us moms are expected to do all the things, getting a little peace isn’t the worst thing in the world.
Spooky season is here and I, for one, am ready to gorge myself at her mysteriously apple-spiced teat.