You could always set up an industrial Hazmat foyer for decontaminating your kids every time they enter the house.
At least we have the nightly ritual of telling ourselves it will be better tomorrow.
Never doubt the strength and physical superpowers of women. We’ve been through some shit, and still manage to look good and stay cool.
Motherhood is a wild ride and helps turn us into badass women with hearts of gold.
And remember to extend this kindness to yourself. You are also doing great and deserve a pat on the back, too.
I’m saving up all my fucks to give about fashion until I’m in that “Grandma” phase of life, at which point – lock up your men, boo.
Momming and adulting is hard AF; you deserve to tuck in early.
Take some time to show some love to the weird bitches in your life! And if you don’t know one, then it’s probably you.