If you are a toilet widow, at least know that you’re not alone. And if you’re a man, GETTHEFUCKOFFTHESHITTERANDGOHELPYOURWIFE!
This isn’t the Yoda we all came to know and love in the initial 3 movie installments of Star Wars. This little guy is smaller! Cuter! Just a baby!
Luckily, we all can recognize that this time of year is a shitshow. An expensive, joyous, and sparkling shitshow.
You could always set up an industrial Hazmat foyer for decontaminating your kids every time they enter the house.
At least we have the nightly ritual of telling ourselves it will be better tomorrow.
Never doubt the strength and physical superpowers of women. We’ve been through some shit, and still manage to look good and stay cool.
Motherhood is a wild ride and helps turn us into badass women with hearts of gold.
And remember to extend this kindness to yourself. You are also doing great and deserve a pat on the back, too.