Several years ago, when the Elf on the Shelf first became popular, I remember thinking to myself that I wished my kids were still young enough to introduce this seemingly fun new Christmas tradition. In the beginning, I loved seeing how my friends would come up with new and interesting mischief for their little guy […]
Back to school is simultaneously the most joyous and hellish of occasions for parents. On the one hand, you can finally ship your kids off to someplace else and get a little peace and quiet already. Kids refusing to listen, leaving trash all over the place, and bickering non-stop? Sorry, Teach. Your problem now. (Just […]
It’s gonna be rough, but we can do it, razor.
You know that feeling you get on Sunday night? The down-right horror that accompanies the knowledge that Monday — and a week of certain hell — awaits you? Yeah. It’s kind of like this.
You know those days when you think there is no way you can take one more hit from life? Yeah. I’ve had one of those days. CORRECTION. I’ve had one of those weeks. Here’s a video anthem for anyone else who’s ever had a bad day. Get out the liquor, mix up a fancy concoction, […]
It’s painful to watch, people. PAINFUL.
For anybody out there considering having children, here you go. I don’t know whether to say “I’m sorry” or “You’re welcome.” [fb_embed_post href=”https://www.facebook.com/SammichesPsychMeds/videos/vb.630309086996728/1182309391796692/?type=2&theater/” width=”550″/]
Tone it down a bit, huh?