Despite where you fall on the debate about keto, at the very least we can have a few laughs at a diet that allows you to stuff your face with pot roast, as long as you don’t have pineapples for desert.
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The FUNNIEST ‘Don’t Worry About What’s in the Vaccine’ Tweets
After the craziest year of most of our lifetimes, COVID-19 vaccines are finally here. (Even though rollout is slower than originally anticipated, with over 11 million doses distributed, but only about 2.5 million received as of Monday.) But as with most good things, people are ruining it. Conspiracy theorists claimed that COVID vaccines have everything […]
You Eat Pieces of Sh*t For Breakfast?
As we all know, the comment section is typically where the most vile creatures lurk, just waiting to espouse their intellectually-devoid nonsense to anyone who will give them attention.
It’s Not the Virus That Will Destroy Us. It’s Our Sheer Stupidity.
We’re in season 4 of this pandemic, and the writers are getting desperate. First, it was complete and total lockdown. Our schools ceased to operate, we almost had to resort to using our favorite old t-shirts to wipe our own asses, and we were washing our groceries, of all things. There were murder hornets. A […]
Chelsea Clinton: Great At Tweeting, Bad At Blowies
All I have for you is one simple piece of conjecture upon which I am basing my argument that Chelsea Clinton is bad at B-jobs.
My Anxiety Is No Friend: She Is Actually the Ultimate Mean Girl
Therapists have suggested I think of my anxiety as a friend so that I learn to accept it as a part of my life. But the thing is, my anxiety is a bitch.
I’m the Checked Out Mom on Her Phone But It’s Not What You Think
If you see me at a kids’ event and I seem anti-social, it’s not what you think. I suffer from chronic pain, and just being there is incredibly hard.
Sexed-Up Chicken Recipe Video Goes Viral And OMG The Comments…
But none quite like this one: a cooking video that brings an entirely new meaning to the term, “food porn.”