Gwyneth Paltorow is all sorts of something else. Here are her top, most GOOP-y moments.
Health
Forget Yoni Eggs. Gwyneth’s Inserting HERSELF in Your Love Tunnel.
Perhaps more disturbing than the image itself? The promise that Gwyneth and her Goop Lab plan to “reach new depths.” Please God, noooooooo.
Self-Care for Unfiltered Moms
Can we rename self-care or at least give better, more realistic examples? Like hiding in the pantry and eating fruit snacks or blasting Nirvana on the radio.
10 Hysterical Memes About How Your Kid Is Definitely Getting You Sick
You could always set up an industrial Hazmat foyer for decontaminating your kids every time they enter the house.
Feed Sunshiney To Your Hiney For Peak Wellness
It looks about as you would expect: naked rears and fannies/packages splayed out towards our solar overlord, just begging to soak up that (vitamin) D.
Study Shows Airline Water Unsafe for Drinking, Washing
Let’s just say you’re going to want to pass on that glass of water or cup of coffee the next time you’re cruising at 35,000 feet.
Study Shows People Who Run Late Are Happier and Live Longer, So Hit That Snooze Button Again
Researchers have identified a correlation between being optimistic and having a lower risk of high blood pressure and cardiovascular disease.
Woman Turns Stranger’s Cruel Words into a Reminder to Be Kind
We have to make it our mission to be a bright spot in what might be someone’s darkest day.