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Health
12 Quarantine Tweets to Help You Go the (Social) Distance
It does be looking a little “apocalypse-y” if you go out to the stores. Be kind to retail workers.
Supermarket Introduces ‘Dedicated Shopping Hour’ for Seniors
Not all senior citizens have access to the internet or patience to use a smartphone. Why aren’t retailers in the US doing this?
Ward Off Illness with Ancient Bronze D*cks? Don’t Mind if I Do!
Ditch the essential oils and crystals and surround ourselves with flying bronze dicks instead
How I Survived Hyperemesis Gravidarum (But Barely)
Hyperemesis Gravidarum is not morning sickness. It’s a soul-crushing level of sick that makes you resent all happy pregnant pregnant people everywhere.
Amy Poehler Empowers Us to Say NO in Hilarious Take on Fairy Tales
Instead of always saying “Yes,” learn the power of saying “No.” It’s time we all created our own happily ever after.
Racist Trolls Attack Black-Owned Business Over Target Commercial
These people are spouting off about reverse racism, which by the way, is NOT at all a thing.
Curing Hysteria with Good Vibrations: The Origin of Your Fav Sex Toy
Everyone loves a good origin story, but there are few as controversial or as interesting as that of your nightstand FWB – the trusty vibrator!