“Darwinism is doing its job by knocking you out with this virus,” says a 21-year-old baby boom hater.
It does be looking a little “apocalypse-y” if you go out to the stores. Be kind to retail workers.
Not all senior citizens have access to the internet or patience to use a smartphone. Why aren’t retailers in the US doing this?
Ditch the essential oils and crystals and surround ourselves with flying bronze dicks instead
Hyperemesis Gravidarum is not morning sickness. It’s a soul-crushing level of sick that makes you resent all happy pregnant pregnant people everywhere.
Instead of always saying “Yes,” learn the power of saying “No.” It’s time we all created our own happily ever after.
These people are spouting off about reverse racism, which by the way, is NOT at all a thing.
Everyone loves a good origin story, but there are few as controversial or as interesting as that of your nightstand FWB – the trusty vibrator!