I learned recently that lots of “mommy bloggers” are more than just jokes about yoga pants and potty-training. They have stories to tell — real ones.
In my experience, women are mean to each other. They kick each other when they’re down rather than build each other up. So mom friends? No thanks.
If you’re divorcing, please learn from my experiences (and my mistakes) and heed my advice. Follow the court guidelines. And then let some shit go.
Oh you’re thinking of potty-training? DON’T. Seriously. Wait. Then wait more. But you will probably do it anyway and enter the potty-training circle of hell.
As a mom, it’s important to find your people. Pinterest moms and yoga moms aren’t mine. Sweary moms with (maybe) spiked coffee? That’s more like it.
Getting your child to take medicine for an ear infection is super easy. I mean, you’ll have to bribe, threaten, and eventually cry. But yeah, it’s a breeze.
We always document the vacations and holidays when we’re all dressed up. But what about the everyday life we live? We need pictures of that too.
Fancy girls are poised and flawless with perfect hair, makeup, and gorgeous clothes. I am a disheveled mess. They’re the sexy saxophone. I’m the trumpet.