the war between sleep trainers and attachment parents that rages just a few Facebook “support” groups and FAQ pages away from the feeding controversy.
Author: Sammiches Guest Writer
The Day I Sh*t Myself Thin
I secretly took 2 chocolate EX-LAX squares at bedtime. As I chewed them thoroughly, I felt some satisfaction, knowing that tomorrow would kickstart my weight loss.
Dear Body Positivity, I’m Trying – Signed, A Mom In The Time Of Covid
Trying to be body positivity as a tired mom during COVID is hard, and that’s okay.
Dear Podcast Vocal Affectations
Dear Podcast Vocal Affectations, Okay. So. First. Let’s…let’s start with the male….young man who just started up a company and beat all odds….he….he somehow is unable to….speak fluidly. There is this, this Jesse Eisenberg in the Social Network….cadence. Cadence of speaking. Halting…speeding thoughts in a burst, and suddenly….stopping….on unremarkable words […]
Hey, Mamas – Can We Be Real?
Hey, Mamas – Can we get real for a sec and admit that this mom stuff is hard and we don’t have it all together all the time?
The Baby Union Manifesto
Babies and toddlers live by a maddening code that is near-impossible to understand. Until now. This is the Baby Union Manifesto.
Your First Mammogram Will Razz Your Berries!
Forty is such a special time in a woman’s life. Age spots blossom on your hands, your back aches for no reason, and if you’re truly fortunate, you may begin to develop soft, jiggly jowls that small children can treat like Play-Doh. Yes, you’re about to experience some wonderful developments! […]
This Mama Is Surviving NOT Thriving In This Pandemic
To all my friends that had kids before me, I’m sorry. I’m sorry I didn’t understand the reason you were flaky with plans. I’m sorry I didn’t understand your exhaustion. I’m sorry I quit putting in effort after being left hanging so many times. I’m sorry I said my dog […]