Dear Podcast Vocal Affectations, Okay. So. First. Let’s…let’s start with the male….young man who just started up a company and beat all odds….he….he somehow is unable to….speak fluidly. There is this, this Jesse Eisenberg in the Social Network….cadence. Cadence of speaking. Halting…speeding thoughts in a burst, and suddenly….stopping….on unremarkable words […]
Author: Sammiches Guest Writer
Hey, Mamas – Can we get real for a sec and admit that this mom stuff is hard and we don’t have it all together all the time?
Babies and toddlers live by a maddening code that is near-impossible to understand. Until now. This is the Baby Union Manifesto.
Forty is such a special time in a woman’s life. Age spots blossom on your hands, your back aches for no reason, and if you’re truly fortunate, you may begin to develop soft, jiggly jowls that small children can treat like Play-Doh. Yes, you’re about to experience some wonderful developments! […]
To all my friends that had kids before me, I’m sorry. I’m sorry I didn’t understand the reason you were flaky with plans. I’m sorry I didn’t understand your exhaustion. I’m sorry I quit putting in effort after being left hanging so many times. I’m sorry I said my dog […]
This mask thing isn’t all bad. I know it’s annoying, but after almost a year of wearing one during this pandemic, it’s kinda melded with my face. Now that masks are part of my wardrobe, I no longer have to worry about putting makeup on half of my face to […]
I never knew what was missing. Or that it mattered that I missed it. Or that it was a thing to miss. Maybe I should start with what I’m talking about – but I’m afraid that once I say the words, most of you will just scroll on past. No […]
Does life have you feeling ragey? Then this hilarious list of mildly annoying inconveniences to wish upon your enemies is for you!