You could always set up an industrial Hazmat foyer for decontaminating your kids every time they enter the house.
These Hilarious Tweets Show How Much Parents Rely On Coffee
Sure, children are a blessing, but let’s not forget about the real miracle here! All hail coffee.
Dear New Neighbor: Please Let Me Explain
Hello, new neighbor, and welcome to the neighborhood. I wanted to apologize for not stopping by to say a proper hello and welcome; I feel terrible for being so rude. I saw you wave this morning and I wanted you to know I was trying to wave back. Turns out, […]
The 5 Stages of Family Photo Shoots
If you’ve taken family photos, especially with the hopes of a holiday card, you know these 5 stages. The depression is the worst.
How I Survived Hyperemesis Gravidarum (But Barely)
Hyperemesis Gravidarum is not morning sickness. It’s a soul-crushing level of sick that makes you resent all happy pregnant pregnant people everywhere.
I Want to Hear You
Yes, I want to hear your song, and notice the dog’s funny face, and handle the dinner that is browning too quickly, and give my husband the attention he deserves when he walks in from work. I want to do it all, and make everyone happy, and feel loved by […]
To Heck with Preschool Readiness: Let Kids Be Kids
If I could remember being two or even three years old, I am certain that my memories would be of me playing with a pile of blocks and dolls. I guarantee my memories would not involve my mother subjecting me to flashcards, trying to make flipping through the numbers, shapes, […]
Mother Faces Charges After Baby’s Body Found in Wall of Home
A 25-year-old Tennessee woman is facing charges after police found her one-year-old missing baby’s body in the wall of the woman’s home. According to Chattanooga Daily News, officers visited the woman’s home last week regarding her missing child per the request of Child Youth Services. Initially, the woman told a […]