Sure, it might be fun, but you’ll also probably leave with a whole lot of sand, a crying child, and a belly full of overpriced fries and regret.
Parenting
When I Speak in ‘Boozy Mom’ Code, It Doesn’t Mean What You Think It Does
I use funny “boozy mom” talk to describe my struggles because it’s better to be a “boozy mom” than a depressed one. Or so I thought.
The 5 People You Meet in Pregnancy Hell
Pregnancy can be hell, and these annoying AF people are the people you’ll meet when you’re down there.
7 Ways Making New Mom Friends Is Just Like Dating
Finding new mom friends is like dating. You have to hit the hot-spots to meet people, don’t seem too desperate, and accept that sometimes it doesn’t work out.
27 Relatable Memes About Moms Who Are Losing Their Sh*t
Shout-out to all the mommas who love their families fiercely, but lose their gotdamned minds on the daily. Here are 27 memes about moms who are losing it.
19 Funny Tweets About How Gross Family Vehicles Are
Most of us with kids are driving around in nasty rolling containers full of God-knows-what. It’s one of the ties that binds us parents together. Solidarity!
New Moms Spend 1,400 Hours Worrying About Their Babies, According To Study
It is somewhat comforting to know that when you are up at midnight, Googling “when will I stop worrying?” it’s totally normal.
What I Learned from the 5 Random Facts Challenge
I learned recently that lots of “mommy bloggers” are more than just jokes about yoga pants and potty-training. They have stories to tell — real ones.