Fart cannons, a relentless urine smell in the bathroom, and vomit sounds for fun. This is the soundtrack of my life as I raise two boys.
Parenting
12 of the Funniest Tweets from Parents in February
Happy end of February, and cheers to March! Seriously, who needs counseling when you have 140 characters?
Dear Kids, I Hope You Never Thank Me for This
I hope my kids someday appreciate all the things I did for them, but are also grateful for all the things I didn’t do as well.
How Raising Kids Is Like a Game of Pac-Man
Raising 4 kids through the baby years, then school-age years, and now college years, is like a game of Pac-Man. You really need Power Pills, though.
When Your Little Boy Is on the Brink of Adolescence
He’s still little and loves Legos. He’s also nearly a middle schooler, full of raging hormones. Either way, he still needs his mom to make things better.
10 Memes About How Things Sure Have Changed in Parenting
You won’t even know how bad you’re really doing until 20 years down the road. It’s practically a rite of passage!
10 of the Coolest Celebrity Moms You Should Be Following on Insta
They’re just like us … if we were glamorous and bogged down with piles of money.
10 Hilarious Tweets About the Nightmare of Helping Kids with Math
I’d say that if I could go back and learn it again to prepare, I would, but honestly I’d probably just fail it then too.