A Texas mom demonstrated one of the most ancient moves in Mama Bearkwando called, “Aw Hell Naw” last month after a Peeping Tom decided to try her, which we all know is a fatal mistake. At 7am on January 31st, Phyllis Pena was coming home from the store when she […]
Because our forever motto once we have kids is “WE LAUGH SO WE DON’T CRY!”
Just tone it down a bit so we don’t look like such hot messes, m’kay? Thanks! Love you!
We all want what’s best for our babies, and while some of us are able to mash up and create our own baby food, many of us rely on pre-packaged baby food available at our local grocery stores. What none of us ever want is for the food we feed […]
Are you feeling a little stabby these days? Like, if one more person smacks their lips at dinner you may turn around and stab them with a fork? Are you ready to throat-punch the next person who leaves their dirty sock in the middle of the stairs? Maybe you’re dreaming […]
When I came home with my other babies, I had help and lots of hands to hold the baby. This time, because of COVID, I was on my own with 3 tiny humans.
Leggings, you’re my fave with your forgiving stretchiness and funky patterns. I’ll probably never wear pants with buttons again.
Who decided on sizes for toddler socks? Are they evil? Do they want us to suffer? Because the sizes make zero sense and moms need things to make sense.