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When You Just Need Someone to Hold the Baby

January 27, 2021 By Sammiches Guest Writer

When I brought home my other babies, I had help and lots of arms to hold the baby. This time, because of Covid, I was on my own with three tiny humans.

When I came home with my other babies, I had help and lots of hands to hold the baby. This time, because of COVID, I was on my own with 3 tiny humans.

Filed Under: Parenting Tagged With: 3rd child, holding a baby, mothers, Parenting, stress, toddlers

Love Poems Aren’t Just For People: An Ode to Leggings

January 21, 2021 By Sammiches Guest Writer

Leggings, you're my fave, with your forgiving, stretchy fabrics and funky patterns. I'll probably never wear pants with buttons again.

Leggings, you’re my fave with your forgiving stretchiness and funky patterns. I’ll probably never wear pants with buttons again.

Filed Under: Humor, Parenting Tagged With: clothing, comfort, leggings, poem, poetry, rhyming, style

Toddler Socks Are From Hell

January 15, 2021 By Sammiches Guest Writer

Who decided on the system for toddler socks? Are they evil? Do they want us to suffer? Because none of it makes sense, and moms need things to make sense.

Who decided on sizes for toddler socks? Are they evil? Do they want us to suffer? Because the sizes make zero sense and moms need things to make sense.

Filed Under: Humor, Parenting Tagged With: buying socks, clothing, frustration, Parenting, sizing charts

Generation Wimpy Kid: How Parents Are Failing Their Children

January 10, 2021 By Topher P

We've gone so far in the other direction that our children are going to grow up naïve and soft.

We’ve gone so far in the other direction that our children are going to grow up naïve and soft.

Filed Under: Parenting Tagged With: growing up, Parenting, social issues, wimpy kids

Apology To My Teenage Daughter Who Shares A Bathroom With Her Brother

January 5, 2021 By Sammiches Guest Writer

Dear daughter, don't worry. Your private bath suite will arrive when your brother leaves for college. And we expect it to be pristine always, as you'll be the only one using it.

Dear daughter, don’t worry. Your private bath suite arrives when your brother leaves for college. And it should be pristine, always, as you’ll be its only user.

Filed Under: Humor, Parenting Tagged With: bathroom, brothers, customer service, humor, letter of apology, Parenting, siblings

Back Away From the Elf

December 18, 2020 By Sammiches Guest Writer

I thought we were safe, but my friends fell victim. Even my husband wants to bring "the magic" into our home. But nope, I'm still holding the line. Still saying NO to the Elf on the Shelf.

I thought we were clear of the Elf on the Shelf, but my friends fell victim. Even my husbands wants to bring “the magic” into our home. NOPE.

Filed Under: Humor, Parenting Tagged With: Christmas, Elf on the shelf, Family, holidays, magic, presents

12 More Hilarious Tweets About the “Magic” of Holiday Decorating

December 11, 2020 By Mandi Em

In that sense, it's a noble endeavor, and makes all the crap somewhat worthwhile.

In that sense, it’s a noble endeavor, and makes all the crap somewhat worthwhile.

Filed Under: Humor, Parenting, SPM19, Tweets Tagged With: Family, festive, holidays, Parenting, tweets

Beware the Toddler Craft

December 10, 2020 By Sammiches Guest Writer

The toddler craft will invade your home and take over every room. If you judge me for throwing 1/2 of it away, maybe I can send some to you?

The toddler craft will creep into your home and eventually take over every room. If you judge me for throwing 1/2 of it away, how about I send it to you?

Filed Under: Humor, Parenting Tagged With: crafts, humor, Parenting, poem, toddler

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