By Kate Cartia of As Kate Would Have It First, you’re welcome. Why? Because I’m about to streamline your Christmas shopping. Few things are more butt-clenching stressful than buying for those we love. Or like. Or like-like. Or are friends-with-benefits (no judgment, as long as stock options are included). Or are wistfully staring at from […]
Humor
24 Memes About the Hell and Hilarity of Holiday Shopping
Ahh, the holidays. Who doesn’t love the crisp winter air, the crackling fire, the sounds of sleigh bells coming from your kids’ bedroom because somebody thought it would be a good idea to get them an entire instrument set so they could perform their rendition of Jingle Bells for the entire month of December whenever […]
Nobody Wants to See Your F**king Elf
By Heather Jones of hmjoneswriter.com We’ve all been there. Your friend has a new guy she’s been spending lots of time with. He’s handsome, thoughtful, just a little naughty. She can’t keep her hands off him. He’s always doing fun things and going on adventures. She can’t wait to share everything about him with you […]
2018 Holiday Gift Guide for (Sarcastic) Parents
By Nicole Pecoraro of Mom Transparenting Ho-ho-holy shit… Christmas is already here. Get ready to open your pocketbooks and express your undying love for your kids in the true American way—by buying it. The halls are decked with all of your unpaid December bills because your kid NEEDED some goddamn toy that sold out in August […]
Wish Knows
By Mandi Em of Healthy Living for Hot Messes Hey, girl. Ever been asked what you want for Christmas or whatever, and all of a sudden your mind goes blank, your palms get sweaty and you stammer out something stupid like “gift card” even though deep inside you don’t really mean it? That’s because you […]
Sex-Inspired Gifts to Put the ‘Ho’ Back in Holidays
It’s been quite a year and we can all use a laugh. So here are some hilarious sex-inspired gifts for anyone looking to HoHoHo it up: The G-Spot Mouse This item is the perfect not-so-subtle gift for any man in your life who needs help finding “how to scroll.” You’re welcome. A Dick to Eat […]
21 Tweets About That One Time We Couldn’t Eat Lettuce and No One Cared
When we’re old and gray and our kids ask us, “Grandma and Grandpa, what was it like back then?” What will we tell them? We were the first tech-savvy generation and stared at our phones all day. Social media was new and exciting and sucked out our sense of security and self-esteem. And, oh! Yes, […]
18 Hysterical Thanksgiving Memes That Will Make You Holler
Thanksgiving is quite possibly my favorite holiday of the year. From the turkey, to the fixings, to the pie, what’s not to love? Well, plenty. But I’m choosing to overlook those things because FOOD. SO MUCH FOOD, YOU GUYS. Yummy, yummy food. Yes, I know there will be people battling insufferable relatives, random houseguests, awkward […]