Quentin Tarantino is going to be a dad and there’s a good chance he’ll end up on Santa’s naughty list.
Pets are not only a source of love and companionship, but they are also a source of entertainment.
Kellogg made the cereal to give to patients at the sanitarium that he worked at so that first thing in the morning, their masturbatory urges would be squashed.
Bra straps can be a pain, but I don’t know that having titty tape (that looks like bunny-shaped chicken cutlets) stuck to our chests is a better look.
The car line is that special place where dreams of being a calm and gentle parent/driver go to idle, then die.
Never, and I mean never, trust a child who willingly hands over their ice cream cone. You may just get waaaay more than you ever bargained for.
Hey, Pinterest moms, I see your chore charts & homemade bread pics. But I have skills. Like wearing the same shirt 5 ways (because it’s all that’s clean.)
My middle child is what some call “spirited.” What that actually means is that he destroys everything in his path. Yet somehow, he’s my favorite.