And the most important question is… who’s gonna clear that shit for us STAT if we die unexpectedly?
Humor
5 Types of People We Can All Agree Should Go to Hell
Unfortunately, you either know someone who fits in one or more of these categories, or you do YOURSELF.
10 Haunting Tweets to Get You Through Spooky Season
Enjoy this time while it lasts, considering that the next few holidays are all about family togetherness, and there’s truly nothing more bone-chilling or spine-tingling than that!
No, I Don’t Want to Work the D*mn Concession Stand!
No, super involved volunteer mom, I don’t want to work the damn concession stand Friday night. I want to stay home and talk to zero people.
My Son Is a Biter, and He’s Going Places
I think of all the things my master ankle-biter will be able to sink his teeth into:
15 Hilarious Tweets from Parents in September 2020
Kids gonna be kids, and life’s gonna be life, so at the very least, we can gather some laughs in the void wasteland that is living in 2020.›‹
The 12 Angry Men You Meet on Social Media
If you’re posting and scrolling on social media platforms, then chances are you have already come in contact with some of these angry men.
9 Things I Miss About the Office Now That I am a Stay-At-Home Parent
There are things I miss now that I’m a SAHM. Like shitty cafeteria food. And a cell-like cubicle. And endless paperclips. Where are all the paperclips?