Raise your hand if you are over the cold weather. Oh, you can’t because your fingers are frostbitten? I feel you. Cities everywhere are boasting record low temperatures this winter. Even those of us who live in the Sunshine State and beg for the chance to rock our Uggs and oversized knitted beanies quickly changed […]
A woman in Ireland has made waves after marrying her so-called “spiritual soul mate,” the ghost of 300-year-old pirate, Jack Teague. Amanda Teague, 45, claims that her love affair with Jack began one night as she was lying in bed and she could feel his energy beside her. Soon after, she began developing strong feelings […]
By Jessica Hernandez Before I had kids, I used to love the show What Not to Wear. The premise was simple: some dumpy schlub got outed as a fashion reprobate by her friends. In return for the humiliation, she got $10,000 worth of fabulous new duds. A staple guest on the show was the Frumpy Mom. […]
This past weekend I forced my kids to watch Steven Spielberg’s E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial. This was one of the greatest movies of my generation and there was no way I was going to let them grow up without watching it. The big take-away? Not “E.T. phone home” or “I’ll…be..right…here.” Nope. Two words. Penis breath. Thanks, […]
By Jared Bilski When my wife gave birth to our first child, it was surreal. We walked into the hospital with nothing but ourselves and a couple of overnight bags, and we walked out with a shrunken old man in silly girls’ clothing. Those first days I was on such a high I wasn’t even […]
We all know getting professional family photos is a real pain in the rear. From selecting coordinating (and not clashing) outfits to bribing everyone to sit still for one damn second and smile to choosing a photographer, it’s enough hassle to make a person abandon the whole thing (trust me, I know; we haven’t had […]
By Jamie Johnson of hashtagmomfail.com This is most definitely my worst #MomFail. The big kahuna. Possibly the one that makes you think, oh shit, this woman has lost it. Why is she sharing this with the internet? But I have discussed this with friends. They have told me this has happened to them as well. […]
A 25 tweet battle of the spouses that hilariously highlight the joys of marriage.