If you really do want to spend a quiet evening out with friends without getting blackout shit-hammered, it might not hurt to keep these accelerants in mind.
Humor
15 Hilarious Tweets From Parents in July
May your sunscreen be strong, your sprinkler be sturdy, and your kids be happily occupied without leeching onto you every 12 seconds. Amen!
The Song Of The Summer Has Finally Dropped
The Gregory Brothers are out here dropping auto-tuned delights for our funny bones.
VBAC TO BASICS: Vaginal Birth After Cesarean
Have you ever played that game “Would You Rather,” where someone gives you two horrendous options and you have to decide which of the two is slightly more bearable?
15 Hilarious Tweets About How Expensive Life Is
Oh how I long for the days when a fiver meant I had the world at my fingertips. I could literally buy all that AND a bag of chips.
Shhhhh, There’s Apparently a Secret Menu Item at This Chain Restaurant
So we brave a rare outing to do what Americans love most—stuffing their pie holes.
13 Tweets About The Hilarious Reality of Raising Teens
And then one day, if you’re really lucky, they’ll have teenagers too and the circle will close. Ahh, the sweet smell of justice!
10 Hilarious Memes About How We Definitely Don’t Look Like We Intended
Here’s to looking good! Or to looking awful with the best intentions. After all, it’s the thought that counts… right?!