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Toddler Socks Are From Hell

January 15, 2021 By Sammiches Guest Writer

Who decided on the system for toddler socks? Are they evil? Do they want us to suffer? Because none of it makes sense, and moms need things to make sense.

Who decided on sizes for toddler socks? Are they evil? Do they want us to suffer? Because the sizes make zero sense and moms need things to make sense.

Filed Under: Humor, Parenting Tagged With: buying socks, clothing, frustration, Parenting, sizing charts

Apology To My Teenage Daughter Who Shares A Bathroom With Her Brother

January 5, 2021 By Sammiches Guest Writer

Dear daughter, don't worry. Your private bath suite will arrive when your brother leaves for college. And we expect it to be pristine always, as you'll be the only one using it.

Dear daughter, don’t worry. Your private bath suite arrives when your brother leaves for college. And it should be pristine, always, as you’ll be its only user.

Filed Under: Humor, Parenting Tagged With: bathroom, brothers, customer service, humor, letter of apology, Parenting, siblings

The FUNNIEST ‘Don’t Worry About What’s in the Vaccine’ Tweets

January 1, 2021 By Joanna McClanahan

After the craziest year of most of our lifetimes, COVID-19 vaccines are finally here. (Even though rollout is slower than originally anticipated, with over 11 million doses distributed, but only about 2.5 million received as of Monday.) But as with most good things, people are ruining it. Conspiracy theorists claimed that COVID vaccines have everything […]

Filed Under: Health, Humor, Tweets Tagged With: Covid vaccine, funny covid tweets, funny pandemic, pandemic humor, vaccine tweets

The Responses To Reviews For This Local Restaurant Are Salty AF

December 30, 2020 By Topher P

Each of the 1-star reviews has a response from the owner that are more than just a little eyebrow raising.

The other night we decided to do a little take-out and were down to two options: Mexican or Chinese. Unfortunately, there really aren’t any exceptional choices around us for either, so we ventured over to the Google reviews to help us decide. Based on the glowing 5-star reviews, we narrowed in on one Chinese restaurant […]

Filed Under: Humor Tagged With: angry customer, chinese food, humor, online reviews, take out food

Dear Pandemic, It’s Not You, It’s Me (Well, It’s Kind of You Too)

December 29, 2020 By Sammiches Guest Writer

Dear Pandemic, it's almost time to break up, and I'm a little sad. I'll miss not having to wear pants, but once we're all vaccinated, it will be time to bid farewell.

Dear Pandemic, it’s almost time to break up, and I’m a little sad. I’ll miss not having to wear pants, but once we’re vaccinated, we’ll be bidding farewell.

Filed Under: Humor Tagged With: break-up letter, covid-19, humor, letter, pandemic, quarantine, social distancing, vaccine

Ballin’ Outta Control With Leftover FSA Funds

December 23, 2020 By Topher P

I become enraged at the thought that my money is going straight into the pockets of some bigwig spending the holidays on the slopes in Vail.

I become enraged at the thought that my money is going straight into the pockets of some bigwig spending the holidays on the slopes in Vail.

Filed Under: Humor Tagged With: 2020, disposable income, fsa, humor, irs, money, waste

Tweets About the $600 Stimulus to Make You Laugh, Cry, and Cry Some More

December 22, 2020 By Joanna McClanahan

The last round of U.S. stimulus checks were distributed in April for $1,200 to help us for 2 months. Here we are, 9 months later, and the latest round of proposed stimulus checks are for *checks notes* $600. Congress is old AF so I guess it’s not that surprising that they essentially just told the […]

Filed Under: Humor, Life, SPM19, Tweets Tagged With: covid, funny tweets, pandemic, Stimulus check

Back Away From the Elf

December 18, 2020 By Sammiches Guest Writer

I thought we were safe, but my friends fell victim. Even my husband wants to bring "the magic" into our home. But nope, I'm still holding the line. Still saying NO to the Elf on the Shelf.

I thought we were clear of the Elf on the Shelf, but my friends fell victim. Even my husbands wants to bring “the magic” into our home. NOPE.

Filed Under: Humor, Parenting Tagged With: Christmas, Elf on the shelf, Family, holidays, magic, presents

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