By Sandra Creason of Conspiracy Theories… from the Reality Challenged GUYS. I’m not really afraid of spiders. I think they’re cool little dudes and I’m totally fine with peacefully coexisting with them so long as they respect boundaries and keep their creepy crawly little asses outside. Or well-hidden deep in the crevices of my home, […]
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Parenting: A Contact Sport
By Jennifer Weedon Palazzo of MomCaveTV.com Everyone knows that carrying and birthing a baby is physically challenging, that recovering from having a baby is physically challenging. But no one tells you that it doesn’t end there. Parenting hurts. Physically and emotionally. At my baby shower for my first child, a mom of grown children made […]
Ditch the Chore Charts, and Try This Instead
By Megan Loden I have 3 children. Those of us who have been outnumbered by their children, be it a single mom with 2 or more kids or a family with 2 adults and 3 or more kids, know what I’m getting at here. There are many benefits to having multiple kids. We never have to worry about […]
5 Reasons It’s Totally Okay to Cry Over Spilled Milk
By Becca Carnahan of With Love, Becca The saying goes, “there’s no use crying over spilled milk.” It’s not supposed to be taken literally. I get that. But I really think we need a better saying to illustrate that we shouldn’t be upset about little things that happened in the past. Sometimes spilled milk is […]
The Parenting Mic Drop
By Matthew Koehler of thewinetimedad.com Sometimes I’m just over parenting. That’s it. I reckon you fellow parents feel the same way. Occasionally. There are times when we become acutely aware of the wrought chaos of parenting: the ubiquitous toys, dismantled art projects (evidence of recent tantrums), clutter, laundry, clothes, old bits of food stuck to […]
Fendi Is Selling a Labia Shawl and You Can’t Make This Up
It would seem vagina necklaces and diamond penis-shaped pendants are not enough for fashion designers. They’ve got to go ahead and take it to the next level with fur kitty shawls as well. Fendi is selling a pink labia-folds-inspired shawl. With fur. And nobody in the marketing department took a look at it and thought, […]
30 Reasons I Will NEVER Let My Kids Play Fortnite
1. I 2. Don’t 3. Want 4. To 5. Hear 6. A 7. Single 8. Thing 9. About 10. That 11. Godforsaken 12. Game 13. Or 14. Endure 15. Any 16. More 17. Displays 18. Of 19. Those 20. Dumb 21. A 22. F 23. Dances 24. Than 25. I 26. Already 27. Have 28. […]
Drunk Birds Are Out of Control in Minnesota
Hey, welcome, and thanks for clicking on this link. Drunk birds. Who could resist? Not you, and for that we owe you our undying gratitude. Yeah, so, there really is a flock of drunk birds causing all kinds of trouble in Gilbert, Minnesota, according to the Washington Post. This isn’t some sort of ploy to […]