Kids refusing to go to sleep? Commiserate with the funny parents of Twitter with these 22 tweets about bedtime.
Which Swears Are Most Popular in Your Region? These Sweary Maps Have the Answer and We Can’t Get Enough
If there’s one thing I need to add to my hectic schedule, it’s figuring out which swear words are most popular in certain regions across the United States. Thankfully, United Kingdom lecturer of forensic linguistics, Jack Grieve, has created just the website that will allow me to spend hours avoiding the laundry while instead looking…
Why Doesn’t My Mouth Taste Like Vagina?
By Sam Palmer (Before I begin this story, I am going to add a little disclaimer and let y’all know that I’m not a doctor and the following anecdote should not replace medical advice.) On the “crunchy” scale, I sit comfortably at about a 7.2. I like organic food, but I also like bright pink…
Preparing for Parenthood (If We’re Being Honest)
By Jesica Ryzynski of Is That Chocolate or Poop? If you are planning on starting a family, or expecting your first child, there are a multitude of books, online forums, and websites that will tell you all about becoming a parent. Not to mention the parenting classes, pamphlets in the doctor’s office, and the never…
My Daughter’s Potty Training Experience Shows She Should Be Admitted To College
By Rachel Stewart Johnson of Tank Fixed to Place Do Not Move My daughter will be applying to college next year, so we have started to wonder how we can get her noticed. There are kids who have designed aircraft to transport trained lemurs to support relief missions in war zones. There are kids out…
Woman’s Attempt to Make Nostril Hair a Trend Is the Slap in the Face the Beauty Industry Needs
I don’t know what’s going on with beauty and fashion lately, but I think it needs some help. First, we had vagina necklaces, then boner brooches, then clear plastic mom jeans, then camel toe underwear and glitter booty and butthole mouth and OMG, trends, go home. YOU’RE DRUNK. Now? Now we’ve got somebody trying to…
22 Steps to Doing Chores with Your Kids
By S.E. White of sewhitebooks.wordpress.com 1. Clap your hands together with enthusiasm and announce that they will be doing their chores. 2. Answer the question, “Which chore do I do?” from each child, multiple times. Remind them about the chore chart, with pictures, clearly visible on the wall. Walk over with them as they stare…
Life’s New Purpose: Embarrassing My Kids
By T.S. Crawford of Life Outside the Box Someday is a long way away. It is a blurry shape in the distance, far enough away to be obscured by time and chance. Many of us have lofty goals we hope to realize by then. Lose weight, gain weight, get that promotion, have a house, etc….
12 Hilarious Tweets to Unite Introvert Parents – On Separate Park Benches, Of Course
Introvert parents unite, awkwardly, on separate benches at the playground, while scrolling through these hilarious tweets and avoiding people.
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