Quentin Tarantino is going to be a dad and there’s a good chance he’ll end up on Santa’s naughty list.
Humor
14 Funny Tweets About The Family Pet
Pets are not only a source of love and companionship, but they are also a source of entertainment.
Hand to God, Corn Flakes Were Invented So You’d Stop Masturbating
Kellogg made the cereal to give to patients at the sanitarium that he worked at so that first thing in the morning, their masturbatory urges would be squashed.
Women Are Apparently Using Titty Tape and We Have Questions
Bra straps can be a pain, but I don’t know that having titty tape (that looks like bunny-shaped chicken cutlets) stuck to our chests is a better look.
12 Tweets About The School Car Line To Read While You Idle
The car line is that special place where dreams of being a calm and gentle parent/driver go to idle, then die.
Viral Post Hilariously Reminds Us Never to Trust Kids. EVER.
Never, and I mean never, trust a child who willingly hands over their ice cream cone. You may just get waaaay more than you ever bargained for.
Suck It, Pinterest Moms
Hey, Pinterest moms, I see your chore charts & homemade bread pics. But I have skills. Like wearing the same shirt 5 ways (because it’s all that’s clean.)
Happy National Middle Child Day!
My middle child is what some call “spirited.” What that actually means is that he destroys everything in his path. Yet somehow, he’s my favorite.