So if you’re a member of the “No-Leggings” brigade, then you better keep your mouth shut when you’re around a pack of moms.
Let’s bundle up the kids and gently twist these orbs off the tree, doing it ourselves as our ancestors intended.
Oh, what a stupid, snobby bitch I was before kids will all my holier than thou “my kids will never” talk. Now I know. And I’m sorry for everything I said.
Obviously, letting screens raise children is bad, but considering most of us moms are expected to do all the things, getting a little peace isn’t the worst thing in the world.
Not all marriage advice is created equal, but some of it is funny as hell.
Getting older is fun. What’s the best part? Giant veins in my legs? Rogue mole hairs? Flipper feet? Hard to choose…
If you’ve ever wondered what those decals on car windows really mean, we’ve decoded them for you. Like, “Salt Life” means “Went to the ocean once.”
You can both give thanks and be the dark lord of terror causing untold trauma and everlasting nightmares to the ones you claim to love.