After it was first released some years ago, the story of Walnut the Crane and her soulmate, zookeeper Chris Crowe (c’mon, Crowe? also not a joke), is making the social media rounds once again. The short and dirty (and believe you me, it is dirty) is this: Walnut hatched in […]
Humor
This Fashion Ad Is a Crime, and the Comments Do Not Disappoint
Somebody call the police. We need an APB on her charcuterie.
A Refresher Course On How To Act In Public
It’s finally summer and you’re exactly where you want to be: in a crowded, dingy bar eating overpriced garbage and drinking watered down whiskey.
California Woman Possibly Lost $26M Lottery Jackpot Because Of Laundry
A woman in California has made a claim to a lottery jackpot of $26M but says that her winning ticket was destroyed.
Sure, We Could Have a Serious Conversation About Racial Disparity, But Let’s Tell Jokes Instead
Start a GoFundMe based on your grown children sob story and raise enough dough to take a trip to Aspen.
What I’m Thinking While My Kid Rambles About Video Games
Every mom’s train of thought while listening to their kid talk about video games.
The Yenta Factor
It appears that all documents requiring personal information such as address, phone number, and email also inquire about the applicant’s marital status. Why on earth is that information relevant? And the questions do not merely seek to know whether or not the applicant is married. It is deemed essential to […]
The Day I Sh*t Myself Thin
I secretly took 2 chocolate EX-LAX squares at bedtime. As I chewed them thoroughly, IÂ felt some satisfaction, knowing that tomorrow would kickstart my weight loss.