If it’s on sale for a good price, we don’t care what it is – we love it, and it’s ours!
She thought she was fulfilling her daughter’s wish for a mermaid baby. Instead, she became a player in a drug smuggling case.
This period of time is like if Mercury retrograde decided to squat on your calendar with a wine and cheese hangover.
Thanks for the memories, but we sure won’t miss you. See you next year when we get together and do it all again!
If you are a toilet widow, at least know that you’re not alone. And if you’re a man, GETTHEFUCKOFFTHESHITTERANDGOHELPYOURWIFE!
Now that I’m a mom, I know what Shel Silverstein’s The Giving Tree is really about — how kids take everything from us, leaving us to be decrepit stumps.
‘Tis the season… for women to cook all day in the kitchen & handle literally every aspect of the holiday while men watch football? Um, no. Not anymore.
This isn’t the Yoda we all came to know and love in the initial 3 movie installments of Star Wars. This little guy is smaller! Cuter! Just a baby!