Parties are supposed to be fun; however, a children’s party is a special kind of vortex where fun goes to die.
A two-year-old bought a $400 couch on Amazon because toddlers like to find new and interesting ways to terrorize us.
Another bizarre trend just washed up onshore and it’s full of holes in all the wrong places.
Don’t shoot the messenger, but people analyzing graffiti on Twitter are giving police a run for their money.
Getting your child to take medicine for an ear infection is super easy. I mean, you’ll have to bribe, threaten, and eventually cry. But yeah, it’s a breeze.
Anxiety is a pain in the ass for sure, but it also happens to be such a relatable experience that it can make for some great jokes.
Do you know what really defines your transition into adulthood? Is it paying bills? Having your own insurance? Bitch, no. It’s fucking throw pillows.
Parents are the original eternal optimists, because we will be damned if we are putting our lives on hold until these kids learn to act right.