Apparently the hairstyle I’ve been wearing for the past two and half years is called “mom hair.” It’s the style you see on most women at Target that’s in an unbrushed ponytail on a head of hair that hasn’t seen a shower in a day (sometimes two). I suppose even […]
15 Types of People You’ll Meet in Your Buy-and-Sell Group
If you haven’t yet discovered the wonderful world of Facebook buy and sell groups, you’re in for a treat. Where else can you get great finds at great prices, plus entertainment on the side? You can’t beat these groups for kids clothes, toys, household items, and really anything you want […]
Ditch Your Concealer Because Undereye Circles Are In Now I Guess
Yeah, hi, police? I’d like to request a welfare check on Gen Z. I guess undereye circles are in now. At least that’s what the kids say. And they’re not just embracing what their mamas gave ’em. Oh, no. They’re actually going out of their way to apply dark circles […]
Zookeeper Mates with Murderous Crane for Life, and No, It’s Not a Joke
After it was first released some years ago, the story of Walnut the Crane and her soulmate, zookeeper Chris Crowe (c’mon, Crowe? also not a joke), is making the social media rounds once again. The short and dirty (and believe you me, it is dirty) is this: Walnut hatched in […]
This Fashion Ad Is a Crime, and the Comments Do Not Disappoint
Somebody call the police. We need an APB on her charcuterie.
A Refresher Course On How To Act In Public
It’s finally summer and you’re exactly where you want to be: in a crowded, dingy bar eating overpriced garbage and drinking watered down whiskey.
California Woman Possibly Lost $26M Lottery Jackpot Because Of Laundry
A woman in California has made a claim to a lottery jackpot of $26M but says that her winning ticket was destroyed.
Sure, We Could Have a Serious Conversation About Racial Disparity, But Let’s Tell Jokes Instead
Start a GoFundMe based on your grown children sob story and raise enough dough to take a trip to Aspen.