Kids say the most embarrassing things—we’ve all been through it. So be sure to jot those down so you can pull from the list on their wedding day!
Dear Fitbit, you seriously need to quit nagging me. If I’m sitting, it’s the first time in days. So I don’t need you telling me to get up. And eating? I got it.
I told my son that he needed to find a job that 1) he loved, 2) he was good at and 3) made money. His answer? A Youtube channel. Awesome.
As a recovering insomniac, I can tell you a few things. First of all, you do sleep (at least a little). And also, don’t buy stupid shit like sleep tea.
I laughed out loud more than a few times, and the chemistry between the leads was genuine and charismatic
These funny memes nail what self-care looks like once you become a parent.
Just in case your house isn’t full of enough screaming and yelling, YouTuber and robot enthusiast Michael Reeves has hacked a Roomba to create “The Roomba That Screams When it Bumps Into Stuff.”
Feeling old? AREN’T WE ALL. Let the good people of Twitter cheer you up with these hilarious quips about aging … gracefully?