Kids say the most embarrassing things—we’ve all been through it. So be sure to jot those down so you can pull from the list on their wedding day!
Humor
An Open Letter to My Fitbit
Dear Fitbit, you seriously need to quit nagging me. If I’m sitting, it’s the first time in days. So I don’t need you telling me to get up. And eating? I got it.
How Far Would You Go to Support Your Kid’s Dreams?
I told my son that he needed to find a job that 1) he loved, 2) he was good at and 3) made money. His answer? A Youtube channel. Awesome.
F**k Lavender: Tips from a Recovering Insomniac
As a recovering insomniac, I can tell you a few things. First of all, you do sleep (at least a little). And also, don’t buy stupid shit like sleep tea.
Ignore the Reviews and Grab Your Pals: ‘Wine Country’ Is Your Next Must-Watch
I laughed out loud more than a few times, and the chemistry between the leads was genuine and charismatic
19 Hilarious Memes About Self-Care as a Parent
These funny memes nail what self-care looks like once you become a parent.
Oh Look, Guy Creates a Roomba That Screams and Swears Almost as Much as You
Just in case your house isn’t full of enough screaming and yelling, YouTuber and robot enthusiast Michael Reeves has hacked a Roomba to create “The Roomba That Screams When it Bumps Into Stuff.”
24 Hilarious Tweets About Just How D*mn Old You Are
Feeling old? AREN’T WE ALL. Let the good people of Twitter cheer you up with these hilarious quips about aging … gracefully?