I’m trying to get ready for my wife’s c-section. What do I wear to a birth? Do I bring a book? Magazine? Noise-cancelling headphones?
Humor
The Unnecessary Stress of Elf on the Shelf
Why do we do this to ourselves? Wasn’t Santa enough? When wasn’t Santa + the Elf enough? Now he has clothes and a pet? WTF is wrong with us?
10 Tweets About How Gender Reveal Parties Are Played Out
How about a “congrats on your new baby, now everyone babysit so mom can nap” party instead?
20 of the Funniest Tweets from Parents in October
Everyone could use a laugh after Halloween while they’re wrangling their kids off the ceiling all hopped up on Jolly Ranchers and mini Twix bars.
Fighting Over the Nest
The Nest was supposed to make our lives easier as it climate-controlled our house. But really it’s dividing us as it simultaneously cooks us and freezes us out.
21 Hilarious Memes That Show Moms Just Wanna Go To Bed Early
Momming and adulting is hard AF; you deserve to tuck in early.
17 Funny Tweets About Halloween Candy
You DESERVE that candy you’re totally going to steal from your kids. Y’all deserve nice things too.
12 Hilarious Memes About Scaring Off Friends By Getting Weird
Take some time to show some love to the weird bitches in your life! And if you don’t know one, then it’s probably you.