As summer 2020 wraps up, it seems we’re still no closer to getting our shit together, and I mean that collectively, as in the human race as a whole.
What would a report card from The School of Life look like for me?
My quarantine story of trying to grow new vegetables from old vegetables and how it was mostly an epic fail.
Let’s raise our glasses to the parents just trying to do their best and get through the gut-wrenching agony of it all.
Beer is unlike other booze in the sense that it goes down so smooth that it almost feels like you aren’t just drinking alcohol in the middle of the day, at this child’s birthday party.
If you really do want to spend a quiet evening out with friends without getting blackout shit-hammered, it might not hurt to keep these accelerants in mind.
May your sunscreen be strong, your sprinkler be sturdy, and your kids be happily occupied without leeching onto you every 12 seconds. Amen!
The Gregory Brothers are out here dropping auto-tuned delights for our funny bones.