By our SPM news team You can now buy a crumpled tissue that a sick person has already sneezed in. This product is completely real. WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE. For $80, you can buy a used kleenex to purposely give yourself a cold virus in one of the grossest ways possible. A note comes […]
Humor
Gender Reveal Lasagna Is A Thing That I Really Wish Wasn’t
Gender reveal lasagna is the newest of nopes when it comes to baby showers and gender reveal parties.
How to Figure Out Which One of Your Kids Never Flushes
By Gila Pfeffer of The Mom Who Knew Too Much They say that absence makes the heart grow fonder. Well, it also shines a megawatt light on all of the things that improve in someone’s absence. Let me explain. My very spirited third child was lucky to have had the chance to participate in a […]
How Hard Did Aging Hit Us? According to These Funny Memes, Pretty Hard
Internet fads are fun—especially when they remind us how much parenting has sucked out our life force and taken our will to live, right? I mean, no. Kids are great. Best job everrrrrr. So the #10yearchallenge or #howhardhasaginghityou or #holyfuckyoulooklikeshit challenge (I made that last one up, but it’s basically the same idea) has people […]
This Roller Rink Commercial Is the FUNNIEST Thing You’ll See Today
There my husband and I were, scrolling our phones, not talking to each other in bed as couples do, when none other than the world’s most hilarious and yet simultaneously perplexing commercial of all time popped up on my husband’s Twitter feed. It featured a series of scenes involving children and shady characters asking them if […]
All the Horrible Things I Do as a Parent
By Valerie Glover of The Snarkicist Today I thought I’d give a gift to all you parents out there because I’m feeling oddly generous. As parents, it’s rare that anyone will pat us on the head and tell us our children are being perfectly nurtured and cared for. I won’t be that person – you’re […]
28 “I Needed This” Memes For Moms Who Feel Like They’re Failing
If you’re feeling like a shitty mom who is doing it all wrong, these 28 must-read memes are for you. You are not alone. You are enough.
18 Rage Cleaning Tweets To Make You Laugh (Or Cry) While You Scrub Toilets
Growing up, I can remember the sounds my mother made when she really hit her limit and finally snapped. It was usually after someone didn’t flush or we all left our shoes everywhere or continued to walk past the overflowing garbage and step over the mountain of laundry. Those are the days she switched from […]