Well, fam, swimsuit season is looming. I for one am not looking forward to it, although the fitting room weep sessions certainly are cathartic – and cheaper than therapy! I usually prefer to have a good cry in the shower, but there’s something about those fitting room flourescents that really kicks it up a notch. […]
Humor
How I Got Most of My Kids to Turn Off the Lights
By Gila Pfeffer of The Mom Who Knew Too Much One of my strongest memories as a teenager is that of my father obsessing over the electricity bill. He would come home from work and do a thorough sweep of our house, room by room, to see if there were any lights left unnecessarily on. […]
Yes, All 22 Pairs of Leggings I Own Spark Joy
By Jennifer Craven Attention, ladies: I’m all about this Marie Kondo purging and organizing method. But there’s one thing that she won’t touch in our wardrobes—the legging stash. Yes, it is completely necessary and customary for women to hoard these beautifully stretchy wonders. Much to the confusion of perplexed men everywhere, each and every pair […]
16 Funny AF Tweets About Partying Like a Grownup
I remember when I was a just a wee spring chicken, ready to paint my face and go terrorize the town with my drunken, poorly-thought-out tomfoolery. Oh, how the pages have turned! Many of us wasted our youth just counting the days until we’d be grown, free of rules and limits! Nothing to hold us […]
Some of the Most Hilarious Reactions to the Instagram/Facebook Outage of 2019
Last week marked the day the Earth REALLY stood still, as there was a global partial outage for approximately 14 hours (and counting, for some) of some Facebook-owned apps, including Instagram, Messenger, WhatsApp and Facebook itself. Users of the popular social media platforms Instagram and Facebook were getting error messages, inability to post new content, […]
25 Memes to Get Us Through the Latest College Scandal
If you have kids and access to social media, chances are, you’ve heard about the college scandal involving 50 people, including Lori Loughlin, who played Aunt Becky on Full House and Desperate Housewives star Felicity Huffman, otherwise known as Lynette Scavo—the character who (ironically) “donated” $15k during one episode so her sons could attend an […]
13 Stages of Grocery Shopping with a Toddler and a Newborn
By Kelsey Cadger of kelseycadger.com The grocery store is a magical place. And by that, I mean that the second I step through those doors armed with my grocery list and mental map of the quickest possible route to get everything I need, my children go from being nice, relatively reasonable humans to tiny demons. […]
The Unexpected Hazards of a Tragus Piercing
By Gila Pfeffer of The Mom Who Knew Too Much My birthday was a short while ago and I decided to treat myself (#selfcare) to a pair of earrings at Maria Tash (“the American authority on body piercing”) that I’d had my eye on. I say pair, but actually it’s two white gold handcuffs connected by […]