Leggings, you’re my fave with your forgiving stretchiness and funky patterns. I’ll probably never wear pants with buttons again.
Humor
Toddler Socks Are From Hell
Who decided on sizes for toddler socks? Are they evil? Do they want us to suffer? Because the sizes make zero sense and moms need things to make sense.
Apology To My Teenage Daughter Who Shares A Bathroom With Her Brother
Dear daughter, don’t worry. Your private bath suite arrives when your brother leaves for college. And it should be pristine, always, as you’ll be its only user.
The FUNNIEST ‘Don’t Worry About What’s in the Vaccine’ Tweets
After the craziest year of most of our lifetimes, COVID-19 vaccines are finally here. (Even though rollout is slower than originally anticipated, with over 11 million doses distributed, but only about 2.5 million received as of Monday.) But as with most good things, people are ruining it. Conspiracy theorists claimed that COVID vaccines have everything […]
The Responses To Reviews For This Local Restaurant Are Salty AF
The other night we decided to do a little take-out and were down to two options: Mexican or Chinese. Unfortunately, there really aren’t any exceptional choices around us for either, so we ventured over to the Google reviews to help us decide. Based on the glowing 5-star reviews, we narrowed in on one Chinese restaurant […]
Dear Pandemic, It’s Not You, It’s Me (Well, It’s Kind of You Too)
Dear Pandemic, it’s almost time to break up, and I’m a little sad. I’ll miss not having to wear pants, but once we’re vaccinated, we’ll be bidding farewell.
Ballin’ Outta Control With Leftover FSA Funds
I become enraged at the thought that my money is going straight into the pockets of some bigwig spending the holidays on the slopes in Vail.
Tweets About the $600 Stimulus to Make You Laugh, Cry, and Cry Some More
The last round of U.S. stimulus checks were distributed in April for $1,200 to help us for 2 months. Here we are, 9 months later, and the latest round of proposed stimulus checks are for *checks notes* $600. Congress is old AF so I guess it’s not that surprising that they essentially just told the […]