Dear Tooth Fairy, This letter is two years and eight teeth overdue. Let’s be honest. I don’t like you very much. You sneak into my child’s room in the middle of the night, climb into her bed and take her teeth. What is wrong with you? I mean, at least Santa leaves gifts wrapped in […]
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Hey, Moms: Own The Beach With These 8 Essential Swimsuit Shopping Tips
By Erin De Boer of Accidental Super Mom Ok, ladies. Summer is coming in hot, and that means finding the perfect bathing suit. I like to consider myself a swimsuit shopping connoisseur, because I’ve spent many days by the pool pregnant and/or in straight up mom mode. Here are my 8 swimsuit shopping tips for […]
Is This a Recipe for Chicken or How to Please a Woman?
Blame it on my immaturity, or maybe on the 13 yo boy version of my multiple personalities, but I see penises and vaginas everywhere. Even in cooking recipes. And apparently I’m not alone. Take this Chefclub Network’s Cordon Bleu Deluxe recipe, for example: This recipe for chicken cordon bleu, “tenderly split down the middle,” looks […]
15 Tweets About How We Fuggin’ Love Target
As a Canadian, I like to think of myself as free from the financially-draining and all-consuming allure of that certain retail chain that has captured hearts and wallets all over America. That’s right, Target, I’m looking at you. Target is a favorite because of its low prices and huge selection of items that we moms […]
Be a Green Slob: Learn How to Save the Environment with Tips from My 9-Year-Old
By Meisha Rosenberg of meisha-rosenberg.squarespace.com Because I care that much about the environment, I’m one of those people who will keep an empty juice bottle in her purse for hundreds of miles on the highway home from vacation, just so I can throw it in the recycling bin. I buy organic. Yup, I’m annoying: you […]
What If There Were iPhone Apps to Help Us Mother?
By Shelby Spear of shelbyspear.com You know those moments in mothering when we smash our palms against our face and drag our fingers down towards our chin, pressing as hard as we can, while stretching our bottom eyelids far enough to reveal the crimson fleshy stuff? The face distorting is accompanied by a grunting sound […]
26 Memes About Moms Who Rock the Momiform (Mom Uniform)
Do you rock a momiform? Check out these hilarious memes to find out.
24 Relatable Tweets About Working on Your Fitness
Exercise is good for our health… or so they tell us. Getting more exercise is one of my personal and perpetual goals, one that I commit to often and complete never. Like many people, I tell myself that the issue is time. “If only I had more time to exercise,” “I have no time to […]