Ask any parent and they will tell you potty training is no walk in the park. Oh sure, sometimes there’s that one. You know the child. The one who casually decides at 18 months, “Down With Diapers!” and proceeds to go on the toilet forevermore. This story is not about that child. My firstborn? She […]
Humor
Husband’s ‘Sexy Pics’ to Wife Cause Maximum Thirst
Brandon Sillings — a specialist in the U.S. Army who lives in Columbus, Ohio — has caused maximum thirst among wives worldwide with his November 15th post on Facebook captioned, “Sending sexy pics to the wife like….” With over 20 thousand reactions, 18 thousand comments, and nearly 95 thousand shares as of yet, Sillings’ sexy […]
16 Tweets About All The Fun Of Packing School Lunches
I don’t know about you guys, but as a parent, I enjoy it when my kids come home from school starving and the healthy lunch I packed for them is either still in their lunchbox or in the trash. It’s my favorite part of parenting. I mean, if buying those “cutie” easy-peel oranges, but then […]
Barney’s $3500 Puffer Cape Looks Like If Grimace Became Haute Couture
Shocker alert! Barney’s New York is selling the fugliest of puffer capes for the low, low price of $3,565. Because if there’s one truth in this world, it’s that people with money will spend it on anything — like literally anything — to make themselves look as dumb as humanly possible. Don’t believe me? Just […]
My Life of Hairanoia
By Heather Jones of hmjoneswriter.com Can we talk about hair for a moment? I was born bald. That was the last time my hair was manageable. It quickly grew into Shirley Temple ringlets. Aww, sweet, right? No. First of all, Shirley Temple didn’t even have Shirley Temple ringlets; hers were done with rollers. Mine just […]
Dutch Man Wants to Legally Change His Age from 69 to 49 to Get More Dates on Tinder
Every once in a while, I stumble upon a headline and think, “Are you shitting me?” Well, shitting you, I’m not. Emile Ratelband, a motivational speaker from the Netherlands, is petitioning a court to change his legal age from 69 to 49 by changing his birth certificate to reflect a date 20 years later than […]
I Bought Target’s New Weighted Blanket and I’ve Created a Monster
As article after article filled my feed late last week touting Target’s new (and affordable) weighted blanket, I knew I had to jump on the opportunity to snag one. The word on the street was the blanket would be even cheaper on Black Friday, marked down to $50 from its already pretty low $70, but […]
The Six People Every Vegetarian Has Dined With
By Jacqueline Miller of boogersabroad.com As a vegetarian, it can be tricky going out to eat. Certain types of cuisine are easier than others—Italian is awesome, a steakhouse not so much. Thai and Indian restaurants, no problems there. But a seafood shack, iffy at best for non fish-eaters. It also depends where you live. Big […]