His Facebook profile states that he is single, but based on some of the comments on his photos, he won’t be for long!
Ditch the essential oils and crystals and surround ourselves with flying bronze dicks instead
If the quest for free time has taught us anything at all, it’s that the kids WILL find us, and they will most definitely say something weird.
These remix memes are crushing it on Instagram, and they are hilarious. You’ll never look at Bradley Cooper the same.
Instead of always saying “Yes,” learn the power of saying “No.” It’s time we all created our own happily ever after.
To say that the world right now is a dumpster fire would be an insult to flaming dumpsters.
Fart cannons, a relentless urine smell in the bathroom, and vomit sounds for fun. This is the soundtrack of my life as I raise two boys.
How abundant are the complaints that I have stored up for you, I bestow fear in the sight of all, those who take refuge in your checkout line. -Karen 31:19