If you thought the weirdest thing about the United States Space Force was the actual United States Space Force, you’d be mistaken.
If you’ve used emails or worked in an office, then chances are, you’re familiar with this culture. The strange, modern culture of the email exchange.
Gwyneth Paltorow is all sorts of something else. Here are her top, most GOOP-y moments.
Are you interested in teaching middle school? Great! You need to like crying 12-year-olds who punch each other’s genitals and joke about “eating ass.”
So here’s to the goals soon to be forgotten. It was fun while it lasted, but see you next year (…maybe).
Have fun living that #domesticAF life, full of chores, simple pleasures, and mind-numbing, crippling boredom.
Keep this helpless little thing alive while teetering on the brink of death and insanity due to lack of sleep. Good luck and godspeed!
Perhaps more disturbing than the image itself? The promise that Gwyneth and her Goop Lab plan to “reach new depths.” Please God, noooooooo.