Relatable, hot mess-style princesses that we’re all dying to see light up our screens and make us feel better about our lives.
We have a few guarantees in life: death, taxes, and an inevitable invasion of our Facebook newsfeeds on and around Valentine’s Day, when the love-struck masses make melodramatic — and incredibly public — proclamations of love and devotion to their significant other. You know, those ones where someone posts a […]
If you’re bored and looking to dick off on the internet, why not play the internet’s dumbest guessing game – 4-yo boy, or 84-yo white dude?
Lady Gaga once said that “social media is the toilet of the internet,” and we can’t think of a better way to describe the Wild Wild West that has become comment sections on social media platforms since 2020. Fueled by politics and very high (and unchecked) opinions of ourselves, sanctimommies and […]
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As I was going through these well-meaning but not-right-for-me dudes, I realized I have a set of criteria.
Just tone it down a bit so we don’t look like such hot messes, m’kay? Thanks! Love you!
Are you feeling a little stabby these days? Like, if one more person smacks their lips at dinner you may turn around and stab them with a fork? Are you ready to throat-punch the next person who leaves their dirty sock in the middle of the stairs? Maybe you’re dreaming […]