Envisioning myself not so lavishly spending money I don’t yet have is the mood I want to be on for the rest of the year.
Humor
Afternoon Delight: Florida Man Humps Olaf and Unicorn Plushies
A 20 year-old man in Florida has been arrested and ordered to undergo a psychiatric evaluation after sexually assaulting two plush toys in Florida Target
Dear Podcast Vocal Affectations
Dear Podcast Vocal Affectations, Okay. So. First. Let’s…let’s start with the male….young man who just started up a company and beat all odds….he….he somehow is unable to….speak fluidly. There is this, this Jesse Eisenberg in the Social Network….cadence. Cadence of speaking. Halting…speeding thoughts in a burst, and suddenly….stopping….on unremarkable words […]
Woman Survives Shark Attack in One Piece … Bathing Suit and Leaves 5-Star Review
When I read the review for what I’m calling the “J. Crew shark bite bathing suit,” I realized that I may have found the review of all reviews.
Girl Scout Cookies Ranked Best to Worst and OMG, It’s Spot On
If you’ve supported a Girl Scout near you recently, chances are you’ve got big feelings about which cookies are the best.
Woman Takes Off Thong, Uses as Face Mask After Being Refused Service
After being refused service for going maskless, a South African woman takes off her thong in the middle of the store and uses it as a face mask. Because pink eye is the new black apparently.
If Binging Murder Documentaries Is Your Form Of Self-Care Then This Hilarious SNL Music Video Is For You!
Murder documentaries have become as much a part of stereotypical mom culture as coffee, dry shampoo, leggings, messy buns, and being tired as fuck. True crime has become a bizarre part of our late night “me-time” ritual where, instead of catching some zzz’s to cancel out some of the sleep-debt […]
The Baby Union Manifesto
Babies and toddlers live by a maddening code that is near-impossible to understand. Until now. This is the Baby Union Manifesto.