By Heather Jones of hmjoneswriter.com We’ve all been there. Your friend has a new guy she’s been spending lots of time with. He’s handsome, thoughtful, just a little naughty. She can’t keep her hands off him. He’s always doing fun things and going on adventures. She can’t wait to share everything about him with you […]
Humor
2018 Holiday Gift Guide for (Sarcastic) Parents
By Nicole Pecoraro of Mom Transparenting Ho-ho-holy shit… Christmas is already here. Get ready to open your pocketbooks and express your undying love for your kids in the true American way—by buying it. The halls are decked with all of your unpaid December bills because your kid NEEDED some goddamn toy that sold out in August […]
Wish Knows
By Mandi Em of Healthy Living for Hot Messes Hey, girl. Ever been asked what you want for Christmas or whatever, and all of a sudden your mind goes blank, your palms get sweaty and you stammer out something stupid like “gift card” even though deep inside you don’t really mean it? That’s because you […]
Sex-Inspired Gifts to Put the ‘Ho’ Back in Holidays
It’s been quite a year and we can all use a laugh. So here are some hilarious sex-inspired gifts for anyone looking to HoHoHo it up: The G-Spot Mouse This item is the perfect not-so-subtle gift for any man in your life who needs help finding “how to scroll.” You’re welcome. A Dick to Eat […]
21 Tweets About That One Time We Couldn’t Eat Lettuce and No One Cared
When we’re old and gray and our kids ask us, “Grandma and Grandpa, what was it like back then?” What will we tell them? We were the first tech-savvy generation and stared at our phones all day. Social media was new and exciting and sucked out our sense of security and self-esteem. And, oh! Yes, […]
18 Hysterical Thanksgiving Memes That Will Make You Holler
Thanksgiving is quite possibly my favorite holiday of the year. From the turkey, to the fixings, to the pie, what’s not to love? Well, plenty. But I’m choosing to overlook those things because FOOD. SO MUCH FOOD, YOU GUYS. Yummy, yummy food. Yes, I know there will be people battling insufferable relatives, random houseguests, awkward […]
Getting Your Kid a Flu Shot: 7 Stages of Grief
By Heather Osterman-Davis Flu season is upon us, and that means one thing. Parents everywhere are faced with the dilemma about the flu vaccine – “How the Heck Do I Get My Kid to Take It?” Saying my son is scared of needles is kind of like saying the Antarctic is filled with ice. Strike that, was filled with […]
Mom’s Hilarious Potty-Training Post Will Have You Saying, “Thank God It’s Not Me”
Ask any parent and they will tell you potty training is no walk in the park. Oh sure, sometimes there’s that one. You know the child. The one who casually decides at 18 months, “Down With Diapers!” and proceeds to go on the toilet forevermore. This story is not about that child. My firstborn? She […]