Every mom’s train of thought while listening to their kid talk about video games.
The Yenta Factor
It appears that all documents requiring personal information such as address, phone number, and email also inquire about the applicant’s marital status. Why on earth is that information relevant? And the questions do not merely seek to know whether or not the applicant is married. It is deemed essential to […]
The Day I Sh*t Myself Thin
I secretly took 2 chocolate EX-LAX squares at bedtime. As I chewed them thoroughly, I felt some satisfaction, knowing that tomorrow would kickstart my weight loss.
The $1400 Stimmy Tweets That Will Have You Laugh-Crying And Wiping Your Tears With Money
Envisioning myself not so lavishly spending money I don’t yet have is the mood I want to be on for the rest of the year.
Afternoon Delight: Florida Man Humps Olaf and Unicorn Plushies
A 20 year-old man in Florida has been arrested and ordered to undergo a psychiatric evaluation after sexually assaulting two plush toys in Florida Target
Dear Podcast Vocal Affectations
Dear Podcast Vocal Affectations, Okay. So. First. Let’s…let’s start with the male….young man who just started up a company and beat all odds….he….he somehow is unable to….speak fluidly. There is this, this Jesse Eisenberg in the Social Network….cadence. Cadence of speaking. Halting…speeding thoughts in a burst, and suddenly….stopping….on unremarkable words […]
Woman Survives Shark Attack in One Piece … Bathing Suit and Leaves 5-Star Review
When I read the review for what I’m calling the “J. Crew shark bite bathing suit,” I realized that I may have found the review of all reviews.
Girl Scout Cookies Ranked Best to Worst and OMG, It’s Spot On
If you’ve supported a Girl Scout near you recently, chances are you’ve got big feelings about which cookies are the best.