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Sex and Relationships
10 Valentines for Old Married People
Ah, Valentine’s Day. The age-old (commercially created) holiday where lovers declare their undying commitment to each other through flowers, songs, chocolate, and overpriced greeting cards. When I was young and dating, Valentine’s day was something special. My then-boyfriends would try to impress me with poetry and a sexy evening. And […]
The 5 Stages of Family Photo Shoots
If you’ve taken family photos, especially with the hopes of a holiday card, you know these 5 stages. The depression is the worst.
To My Husband as He Battles the Fierce Man Cold
Dear Husband, In front of God and our family we vowed to love each other through it all. Rich or poor, better or worse, healthy or sick, we promised to be there and to support one another till death do us part. Now here you are lying in bed, […]
Missing Girl Rescued After Using Distress Signal Learned from TikTok
A 16-year-old North Carolina teenager was rescued from her abductor after using a distress signal she learned from TikTok. The teenager, who was reported missing last week, was spotted by a motorist in Kentucky who recognized the hand gesture, which the teen had learned from watching TikTok and essentially means […]
The Internet’s Mad at Chris Pratt for ‘Healthy Child’ Comment and C’mon Now
Chris Pratt is once again the target of ire after he posted a birthday tribute to his wife Katherine Schwarzenegger and included thanks to her for bringing him a “healthy daughter.” The anger arises from the fact that his son Jack, who is now 9, with ex-wife Anna Faris had […]
Marriage Is Disgusting. That’s a Good Thing
The other morning around 5 am, I was about to get under the covers after getting up to pee (without shutting the door). As I began to crawl into the comfortably warm bed, my husband let out a long, drawn-out, high-pitched fart. Now maybe the more refined among you would […]
I Wear Leggings as Pants, I Have Mom Hair, and IDGAF
Apparently the hairstyle I’ve been wearing for the past two and half years is called “mom hair.” It’s the style you see on most women at Target that’s in an unbrushed ponytail on a head of hair that hasn’t seen a shower in a day (sometimes two). I suppose even […]