This is just love’s version of not fitting into those pre-pregnancy jeans. Not bad — just different.
Sex and Relationships
Valentine’s Day sucks and makes more people sad than happy. So here are some real valentines I’d like to send out, like to Target. And Bradly Cooper.
The company makes it clear that while the Vesper obviously moves you, it does NOT have the ability to pick itself up and “enter an individual’s urethra.”
What could be more romantic than watching your cockroach of an ex get devoured by a zoo animal?
If you are a toilet widow, at least know that you’re not alone. And if you’re a man, GETTHEFUCKOFFTHESHITTERANDGOHELPYOURWIFE!
After doing all the things all day, I squeezed in a grocery shopping trip (after meal planning of course) only to learn my husband wants to go vegan. Um, no.
Take some time to show some love to the weird bitches in your life! And if you don’t know one, then it’s probably you.
Not all marriage advice is created equal, but some of it is funny as hell.