The company makes it clear that while the Vesper obviously moves you, it does NOT have the ability to pick itself up and “enter an individual’s urethra.”
Sex and Relationships
This Zoo Will Name a Cockroach After Your Ex and Feed It to a Meerkat
What could be more romantic than watching your cockroach of an ex get devoured by a zoo animal?
10 Memes About Men Who Get Lost in the Bathroom
If you are a toilet widow, at least know that you’re not alone. And if you’re a man, GETTHEFUCKOFFTHESHITTERANDGOHELPYOURWIFE!
My Husband Asked to Go Vegan. Here’s What I Did.
After doing all the things all day, I squeezed in a grocery shopping trip (after meal planning of course) only to learn my husband wants to go vegan. Um, no.
Hilarious Memes About Scaring Off Friends By Getting Weird
Take some time to show some love to the weird bitches in your life! And if you don’t know one, then it’s probably you.
17 Marriage Advice Tweets To Keep The Love Alive
Not all marriage advice is created equal, but some of it is funny as hell.
20 Hilarious Memes About The Dreaded Man Cold
Save all your thoughts and prayers for the menfolk! They will need them to deal with this absolutely deadly case of the sniffles.
These Memes Will Make You Thankful For Mom Friends
Thank you to all the supportive mom friends that are truly helping raise the next generation by being the village that we mamas need!