What could be more romantic than watching your cockroach of an ex get devoured by a zoo animal?
Sex and Relationships
If you are a toilet widow, at least know that you’re not alone. And if you’re a man, GETTHEFUCKOFFTHESHITTERANDGOHELPYOURWIFE!
After doing all the things all day, I squeezed in a grocery shopping trip (after meal planning of course) only to learn my husband wants to go vegan. Um, no.
Take some time to show some love to the weird bitches in your life! And if you don’t know one, then it’s probably you.
Not all marriage advice is created equal, but some of it is funny as hell.
Save all your thoughts and prayers for the menfolk! They will need them to deal with this absolutely deadly case of the sniffles.
Thank you to all the supportive mom friends that are truly helping raise the next generation by being the village that we mamas need!
Her father-in-law wanted to check if she was “intact” before the wedding by performing a small ceremony.