Within weeks, you could spot only tumbleweeds rolling down the paper product aisles. One could say, we were up shit’s creek without a paddle.
Stop Using Easter as an Excuse to Torture Baby Chickens
How would you like to be boiled alive and then fully submerged in a tub of dyes, chemicals, and vinegar?
The 18 Stages of Pandemic
12.) Should I cut my own hair? I will cut my own hair.
Your Toddler’s Quarantine Schedule
11:50 Unroll your family’s 3rd to last roll of toilet paper. Drag it through mystery puddle.
18 Ways to Stay Sane if You’re Trapped at Home with Your Kids
Read The Hunger Games, watch The Hunger Games, then live The Hunger Games.
Woman Bathes in Hand Sanitizer, Suffers Alcohol Poisoning
“There must be some black-market delivery service out there that I don’t know about. I hope they wear gloves.”
18 Ways Toilet Paper Will Save Your Life During the Viral Apocalypse
Create a tapestry of despondence and self-loathing. Add human blood for a pop of color.
I’m Taking a Break from Motherhood (And You Should Too)
I like to apply the same principles to kids as I do to poker: always have a pair and a spare.