By Samantha Wassel of Between the Monkey Bars Score one for nostalgia, because Netflix is bringing back Teddy Ruxpin, and we can’t decide whether we’re super pumped or scared shitless. The popular streaming company made the announcement late Sunday night in a press release that got Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, and even a resurrected Xanga […]
Shopper Calls CPS on Woman for Making Kids Sit on Easter Bunny’s Lap
By Samantha Wassel of Between the Monkey Bars Hopkinton, MA — A mother of three is currently being investigated by Child Protective Services for forcing her kids to sit on the Easter Bunny’s lap during a recent trip to the North Lagomorpha Mall. April Livingston says she was just trying to get a photograph of […]
New Program Helps Support Postpartum Mothers with Memes
By Siri Steiner of The Mommy Hack Amid mounting evidence that mothers in the US have among the world’s highest levels of stress due to lack of work-life balance and childcare support, the government will step in and offer more memes with Victorian-style women saying funny things. They may also include the kind with a 1950s […]
‘Game of Thrones’ Is Finally Going to Show Us Some Dragon Sex
By Samantha Wassel of Between the Monkey Bars The final season of the popular HBO series Game of Thrones airs on April 14th, and it sounds like Winter isn’t the only thing that’s going to be (ahem) coming in Westeros. That’s right, people, WE ARE FINALLY GOING TO SEE SOME DRAGON FUCKING. Earlier this week, series creator […]
Woman Finds Wad of Hair That Looks Like A Young Justin Timberlake
By Becca Carnahan of With Love, Becca While washing her hair this past Tuesday, something happened to local mom, Jessica Stone, that would send shock waves throughout her community. Jessica, age 33, is a new mom of a sweet 8-month-old boy. She has settled into her new role as a mother nicely but does admit that she […]
Boozy Peeps Are Hitting Shelves This Month and OMG We Can’t Wait
By Samantha Wassel of Between the Monkey Bars Get your Easter baskets ready, people, because you’re going to want to fill them when you hear about the latest flavor line of Peeps, set to hit shelves later this month. And you’re definitely going to want to keep these babies in your own baskets and out of your […]
Woman Hangs ‘Live, Laugh, Love’ Sign, Achieves Inner Harmony
By Samantha Labriola of Mother Haggard Thirty-one-year-old dental hygienist Bethany Powell has achieved perfect inner harmony after hanging a “Live, Laugh, Love” sign in her living room. ”It’s been wonderful, really,” she states, smiling serenely. “I was so stressed before, you know? The kids, work, Joe’s work, the debt, the fucking neighbors across the hall who […]
Mother of 3 Squeezes into Pre-Pregnancy Jeans, Can’t Get Out
By Samantha Wassel of Between the Monkey Bars Lisa Denham, of Cellu Heights, NJ, found herself in a tight spot last week after she successfully put on her pre-pregnancy jeans, only to realize that she couldn’t remove them. “No, I can’t get them off,” the mother of three told us in a recent interview. “But I think […]