Within weeks, you could spot only tumbleweeds rolling down the paper product aisles. One could say, we were up shit’s creek without a paddle.
How would you like to be boiled alive and then fully submerged in a tub of dyes, chemicals, and vinegar?
12.) Should I cut my own hair? I will cut my own hair.
11:50 Unroll your family’s 3rd to last roll of toilet paper. Drag it through mystery puddle.
Read The Hunger Games, watch The Hunger Games, then live The Hunger Games.
“There must be some black-market delivery service out there that I don’t know about. I hope they wear gloves.”
Create a tapestry of despondence and self-loathing. Add human blood for a pop of color.
I like to apply the same principles to kids as I do to poker: always have a pair and a spare.