Author: Mock Mom | Sammiches & Psych Meds

These brothel-like establishments are luring women in with empty promises of relaxation, fitness, and ‘escape’ time

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Local Church Lobbies to Shut Down Hot Yoga Classes for Being “Too Provocative”

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These brothel-like establishments are luring women in with empty promises of relaxation, fitness, and ‘escape’ time

The popular toy production company, known for its interlocking bricks and iconic “minifigures,” is being slammed for creating a “toxic environment for children"

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Lego Slammed for Promoting Unrealistic Body Image

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The popular toy production company, known for its interlocking bricks and iconic “minifigures,” is being slammed for creating a “toxic environment for children”

If there's one thing I care about, it's the gender of root vegetables!

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I’m Mad About Mr. Potato Head Because I’m Weirdly Invested In Vegetable Genders!

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I’ve added a pair of truck nuts to him. Because as a patriot, I think we need to stop not sexualizing children’s toys! THIS ARGUMENT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE IN MY HEAD!

The sales associate suggested that mall security guards check Eddie Bauer and Pottery Barn. “Or there are these stores called Talbot's or Chico’s. That’s where my grandma shops.”

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Middle-aged Woman, 50, Reported Missing in Forever 21

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The sales associate suggested that mall security guards check Eddie Bauer and Pottery Barn. “Or there are these stores called Talbot’s or Chico’s. That’s where my grandma shops.”

Without Kombucha, our lives would have been like all other boring millennials, focused on rising the corporate ladder, saving for retirement, and paying off the mortgage.

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Reinventing Myself Through The Power of Kombucha

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Without Kombucha, our lives would have been like all other boring millennials, focused on rising the corporate ladder, saving for retirement, and paying off the mortgage.

Should You Get The COVID Vaccine Or Trust Buck From High School

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Should You Get the Vaccine or Trust the Guy Who Snorts WD-40 While Taking a Dump?

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We are living in unprecedented times. There’s no question that Covid-19 has taken a toll on our mental, physical, and emotional health. The virus has shut down businesses, overtaxed healthcare workers, put a financial strain on small business owners, forced parents into the hell known as e-learning, and killed over […]