By MockMom Your virgin friend recently had a baby, and you’re probably wondering how to help. Here are some basic dos and don’ts to keep in mind when helping a mom who just gave birth (to Jesus Christ): Ask if she is OK with having visitors. Do not swing by […]
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Brave Mother in Stable Condition After 40-Minute Minecraft Conversation
She has support from her husband and teenage daughter, but it’s too soon to tell if that will be enough to repair her psyche fully.
Man Doesn’t Understand Why His Wife Is Always Exhausted
A local husband is very concerned for his wife, who claims to be exhausted despite getting a full night’s sleep. Doug Ellison, 37, says he first started to worry about her after he watched the kids one Saturday morning so that she could sleep in. “When we went to […]
A Sneak Peek at Ben Shapiro’s $100 Million Conservative Kids Network
By MockMom Contributors The Daily Wire, founded by Ben Shapiro and Jeremy Boreing (yes, that’s his real name), has announced that it will spend $100 million to launch its own kids’ network to rival “woke” Disney (also real). “We’re going to start making kids content over here at Daily Wire […]
What to Get Your Valentine Based on Her Astrology Sign
Valentine’s Day is all about being with the one you love, and showing her how much you care for her. Unless you have kids, and then you’re probably reading this through tears because your sitter canceled and your kids won’t stop screaming. Fear not, we’re here to help you […]
Divine Intervention? Everyone in Family Holiday Photo Has Eyes Open
In what matriarch Rosalee Edmunds is calling the result of “divine intervention,” everyone in the Edmunds’ family holiday photo has their eyes open. Rosalee, mother of 4 and grandmother of 10, had set aside 2.5 hours of her family’s holiday gathering specifically for the purpose of taking the family holiday […]
Mom Convinced Baby Babbles Passive-Aggressively Like Mother-in-Law
New mother Sandra O’Malley knew the excitement of having her first child would eventually wear off. She just didn’t expect what would cause it. Until three weeks ago, O’Malley, 31, had been happy ever since she had a given birth to her first child, baby girl Amber, six months […]
Woman Issues Apology For Saying ‘Sorry’ Too Often
It’s recently been brought to my attention that I apologize too often and for this I’m truly sorry. Now that I’ve taken some time to reflect on my behavior, I can see where apologizing at least a dozen times a day might be excessive. The constant apologizing is mostly subconscious, […]