By Alison Huff of Please Stop Putting Crackers Down My Shirt From the Desk of Sarah Huckabee Sanders: Due to recent events, specifically the rudeness with which Jim Acosta accosted one of our own staffers during a press conference earlier this week, the White House has released the official list of approved questions reporters may ask […]
IKEA Announces Plans to Offer Marriage Counseling Services
By MockMom IKEA has become notorious for being a stressful place to shop, even more so for couples who hope to stay together. The Scandinavian furniture maker has offered a solution to this epidemic: Their new in-house program, Divörce Prevention, has been designed to help marriages survive their shopping trip. Relationship expert Richard Head, who is […]
Study Says Women Who Fall Asleep in Tank Tops Wake Up with Dem Titties Out
By MockMom Confirming long-held suspicions, a 10-year study has found that falling asleep in tank tops results in at least one titty popping out. “We can now conclusively say that it’s impossible for both titties to be contained while sleeping in tank tops,” said lead researcher Claire Ledum. “After studying factors such as the type […]
When You Stop Following Trump News: A Week-by-Week Guide
By Jared Bilski Week 1: About halfway through your first week of not obsessively following the 24/7 news coverage of Trumpworld, you notice the constant and acute throbbing in your temple has been reduced to a dull hum. You may also be able to take deep breaths for the first time in what feels like […]
Trump to Repeal Every Constitutional Amendment Except the 2nd
By MockMom This week, President Trump announced his intention to use an executive order to end “birthright citizenship.” While making a point to abolish the citizenship the 14th Amendment is designed to protect, Trump has decided to use his power to repeal all remaining constitutional amendments except for the 2nd. “Look, the people who wrote […]
Woman Legally Changes Her Name to “Jacob’s Mom”
By Cara Marino An area woman, formally known as Emily Stein, has legally changed her name to “Jacob’s Mom.” Upon leaving the local courthouse with new identification in tow, Jacob’s Mom said, “Now that I’m a mom, I don’t really need to be anyone else.” She seemed exuberant, yet dead inside, as she hurried down the […]
Men Get Slutty on Halloween for Equal Rights
By Mandi Em of Healthy Living for Hot Messes With the rise of the #MeToo movement, and the overwhelming frustration with the amount of work that still needs to be done in the women’s rights arena, 2018 has been a year of women clamoring to have their voices heard. However, according to some people you might […]
Ten Apples Up on Top!: A Literary Analysis
By Elaine Ferrell of Ferrell’s Foibles Since I read Ten Apples Up on Top! ten times a day, here is a book review about it, because it makes me feel less dumb: Plot Overview What begins as a simple balancing challenge for an apple-loving, bipedal lion quickly devolves into an interspecies competition of whose neck is the […]