By MockMom Valentine’s Day is all about being with the one you love, and showing her how much you care for her. Unless you have kids, and then you’re probably reading this through tears because your sitter canceled and your kids won’t stop screaming. Fear not, we’re here to help you rekindle that spark. The […]
Woman Tries Instant Pot, Life Remains Unchanged
By Samantha Labriola of Mother Haggard A disappointed woman is speaking out after purchasing an Instant Pot and having her life remain virtually the same. “I was going to start yoga. Or try that whole self-care thing. I thought I’d have so much free time now that I have an Instant Pot,” Tracy Simmons states. […]
Mom in Coma After Plastic Cup Avalanche
By Sarah Jean of The Mom TruthBomb York, PA — A local mom is in the hospital tonight after she opened an upper cabinet door in her kitchen. It all started after her kids came home from another birthday party where one of the favors was a plastic sports water bottle. Her children got very upset […]
Meteorologist Confirms He Used Tarot Cards to Forecast Weather
By Stephanie of RacingElephants In breaking news out of Wisconsin, Jeff Brown, top meteorologist at News Channel 12, has admitted to making up winter weather forecasts over the past decade. In our exclusive interview with Brown, he admits, “I got the idea when my son was a toddler and he would play ‘weather forecaster’ to be like […]
Research Reveals the Dangers of ‘Over-Booping’ a Puppy’s Nose
By Kristan Braziel of Bring Mommy A Martini New research shows that, contrary to popular belief, it is, in fact, possible to over-boop the nose of a puppy. In a study that spanned the course of 16 months and collected data from more than 142 puppies from around the globe, a specially-tasked research study by the Bismarck […]
Two Women Fight Over Last Storage Container After Watching ‘Tidying Up’ on Netflix
By Britt LeBoeuf of These Boys of Mine A frenzy broke out at the local Target store on Friday, close to the store’s closing time. According to onlookers, two women were caught fighting over the last 3-drawer storage organizer left in the store. Reportedly, 35-year-old Cameron Reeves had chased 32-year-old Liz Case through the home goods […]
Frozen Water Terrifies Entire Region
By Jacqueline Miller of boogersabroad.com Regional news reports have sent all of Southern Indiana into a panic. In just 24 hours, the region is expected to be blanketed with 2 to 4 whole inches of frozen precipitation, sending its residents into a flurry. In anticipation of the sure-to-be blizzard, snow plows were out pretreating the public streets and […]
Trump Gives State of the Union Address in Front of Flaming Dumpster
By MockMom Trump offered his “alternative” State of the Union address from in front of a raging dumpster fire this week. The event took place after Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) blocked him from delivering the address in the House chamber while the government is shut down. “I told them they couldn’t stop me from delivering […]