A tendency to look for things orally which entails asking a female cohabitant where something is located instead of doing a more thorough search
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8 Ways to Dispose of Your Christmas Tree When You Hate Your Neighbors
Neighbors… can’t live with ’em, can’t bump ’em off without serious jail time, amirite?
Peace and Love and…Oy
What a year it’s been! I got to know my cat better, specifically her cleaning rituals, and I became besties with my grocery delivery person. What. A. Year.
Pandemic-Friendly Ways to Get That Sweet, Sweet Santa Photo Fix
If your child would like to include a message you can simply add it in the comment box at checkout and Dale-the-intern will whisper it into the ether for Father Christmas to hear.
Sorry, Kids, Santa Is Social Distancing This Year
Yes, Santa’s magical powers enable him to creep on every child in one night, but we just don’t know if Santa has been washing his hands for the full A-B-C song.
8 Surefire Ways to Get Your Toddler to Eat What’s in Front of Them
You have no obligation to cater to the unreasonable demands of the peanut gallery that you yourself created.
So Thankful to Deepthroat This Turkey
This moment is for us, and although I want to stuff it all inside my mouth at once, I pace myself and wait.
School District To Replace Teachers With Cam Girls In Attempt To Increase Size…of Attendance
It appears though as if even the most involved helicopter moms have simply lost the will, and are willing to let anything fly in order to help their sweet Landon learn.