The truth is, I’m better without them. I longingly find myself tempted to stalk their known hangouts, but self-control gets the better of me.
To ensure that reality remains unclear and vaguely unsettling, constantly question your idolized infinitesimal’s preferences and activities.
Implementing these techniques and principles will ensure your future world leader will hum bars from Triumphs and Death on cue.
“My boys are 14 now, and they said ‘No way’ to photos on the first day of school,” Jacobs explained. “I was like, ‘Fine by me.’”
Seven Years Later, and I Love Him More Today. Did I like my brain, the collagen in my face, our sex life, vitality, conversations, and a little time to myself more back then? I’m pretty sure I did.
Form a family band. It’ll be just like Mumford and Sons. Call it Momford and Son, and one daughter and one dad who could never make band practice.
By Samantha Labriola of Mother Haggard The first support group meeting for people who hate wearing shorts in summer took place last week to an astounding turnout, filling the St. Ignatius Church basement hall to near capacity. “You can still enjoy summer and the hot weather even if you don’t like wearing shorts,” insisted Joanna […]
“No, I don’t want to role play Spiderman rescues Princess Leia for the fourth night in a row.”