The truth is, I’m better without them. I longingly find myself tempted to stalk their known hangouts, but self-control gets the better of me.
MockMom
How to Make Sure Your Young Child Understands Proust
To ensure that reality remains unclear and vaguely unsettling, constantly question your idolized infinitesimal’s preferences and activities.
How To Make Sure Your Young Child Understands Mozart
Implementing these techniques and principles will ensure your future world leader will hum bars from Triumphs and Death on cue.
Woman Boycotts Back-To-School Photos, Ruins Social Life
“My boys are 14 now, and they said ‘No way’ to photos on the first day of school,” Jacobs explained. “I was like, ‘Fine by me.’”
Curated Instagram Posts About My #SuperAmazingSpouseAndTheKidsIParentByMyselfSinceIDecidedToStayHome
Seven Years Later, and I Love Him More Today. Did I like my brain, the collagen in my face, our sex life, vitality, conversations, and a little time to myself more back then? I’m pretty sure I did.
So You’ve Decided Not to Enroll Your Kids in Camps This Summer
Form a family band. It’ll be just like Mumford and Sons. Call it Momford and Son, and one daughter and one dad who could never make band practice.
First Support Group Meeting for People Who Hate Shorts a Success
By Samantha Labriola of Mother Haggard The first support group meeting for people who hate wearing shorts in summer took place last week to an astounding turnout, filling the St. Ignatius Church basement hall to near capacity. “You can still enjoy summer and the hot weather even if you don’t like wearing shorts,” insisted Joanna […]
Things I’ve Said to My 3 YO Son That I’ve Also Said to Men I’ve Dated
“No, I don’t want to role play Spiderman rescues Princess Leia for the fourth night in a row.”