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My 408-Month-Old Can’t See Things That Are Right in Front of Him

January 15, 2021 By Mandi Em

A tendency to look for things orally which entails asking a female cohabitant where something is located instead of doing a more thorough search

A tendency to look for things orally which entails asking a female cohabitant where something is located instead of doing a more thorough search

Filed Under: MockMom Tagged With: blindness, husbands, marriage, men, mom humor, oblivious, parenting humor

8 Ways to Dispose of Your Christmas Tree When You Hate Your Neighbors

January 8, 2021 By Mock Mom

Neighbors... can't live with 'em, can't bump 'em off without serious jail time, amirite?

Neighbors… can’t live with ’em, can’t bump ’em off without serious jail time, amirite?

Filed Under: MockMom Tagged With: Christmas, christmas trees, humor, neighbors, satire

Peace and Love and…Oy

December 29, 2020 By Sammiches Guest Writer

What a year it's been! I got to know my cat better, specifically her cleaning rituals, and I became besties with my grocery delivery person. What. A. Year.

What a year it’s been! I got to know my cat better, specifically her cleaning rituals, and I became besties with my grocery delivery person. What. A. Year.

Filed Under: MockMom Tagged With: 2020, covid, holiday letter, humor, satire, year in review

Pandemic-Friendly Ways to Get That Sweet, Sweet Santa Photo Fix

December 18, 2020 By Mock Mom

If your child would like to include a message you can simply add it in the comment box at checkout and Dale-the-intern will whisper it into the ether for Father Christmas to hear.

If your child would like to include a message you can simply add it in the comment box at checkout and Dale-the-intern will whisper it into the ether for Father Christmas to hear.

Filed Under: MockMom Tagged With: Christmas, covid, covid-19, mall santa, pandemic humor, santa, satire

Sorry, Kids, Santa Is Social Distancing This Year

December 16, 2020 By Mock Mom

Yes, Santa’s magical powers enable him to creep on every child in one night, but we just don’t know if Santa has been washing his hands for the full A-B-C song.

Yes, Santa’s magical powers enable him to creep on every child in one night, but we just don’t know if Santa has been washing his hands for the full A-B-C song.

Filed Under: MockMom Tagged With: Christmas, christmas gifts, covid, covid-19 humor, parenting humor, santa, satire, unicorns

8 Surefire Ways to Get Your Toddler to Eat What’s in Front of Them

December 8, 2020 By Mock Mom

You have no obligation to cater to the unreasonable demands of the peanut gallery that you yourself created.

You have no obligation to cater to the unreasonable demands of the peanut gallery that you yourself created.

Filed Under: MockMom Tagged With: dad humor, feeding kids, healthy eating, healthy kids, mealtimes, momhumor, parenting humor, satire, snacks, struggles

So Thankful to Deepthroat This Turkey

November 26, 2020 By Mock Mom

This moment is for us, and although I want to stuff it all inside my mouth at once, I pace myself and wait.

This moment is for us, and although I want to stuff it all inside my mouth at once, I pace myself and wait.

Filed Under: MockMom Tagged With: poultry, satire, sexy, thanksgiving, turkey

School District To Replace Teachers With Cam Girls In Attempt To Increase Size…of Attendance

November 25, 2020 By Mock Mom

It appears though as if even the most involved helicopter moms have simply lost the will, and are willing to let anything fly in order to help their sweet Landon learn.

It appears though as if even the most involved helicopter moms have simply lost the will, and are willing to let anything fly in order to help their sweet Landon learn.

Filed Under: MockMom Tagged With: 2020, cam girls, innovation, remote learning, satire, twitch

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