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How to Use the Dark Arts to Summon a Parking Spot in December

December 6, 2019 By Mock Mom

At approximately 3 am, the veil between worlds is thinnest, so this is a great time to go to the local Walmart and cast a circle in the parking lot to ensure yourself a space.

Filed Under: MockMom Tagged With: Christmas, satire, shopping

GOP Lawmakers React to President Trump Punching Baby

December 5, 2019 By Mock Mom

“Let’s wait and see where the facts take us. We don’t even know what role the baby played in making all this come about.”

Filed Under: MockMom Tagged With: politics, satire

31 Less-Insulting Things to Get Your Wife Than an Exercise Bike

December 4, 2019 By Mock Mom

Nothing says “Blink twice if you’re being held against your will” like this woman’s face from the now-infamous Peloton bike ad.

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A Complete List of Items My Husband Asked Me to Help Him Find and Their Entirely Unsurprising Locations

December 3, 2019 By Mock Mom

This is not Endgame. You cannot claim, “I put it right here!” and expect to be able to go back in time to reclaim it.

Filed Under: MockMom Tagged With: humor, marriage, satire

How I Spend My Day, As Imagined By My Seven-Year-Old Son

November 27, 2019 By Mock Mom

This video game for adults is so much fun. I’m sure my kids would like it too, but I won’t let them play it because I like being mean.

Filed Under: MockMom Tagged With: parenting humor, satire

Trump on a Stump Will Bully Your Kids Into Good Behavior This Holiday Season

November 26, 2019 By Mock Mom

According to a press release, Trump on a Stump™ will “definitely, almost 100% make all the bad, bad brats be very, very goodly good this holiday season.”

Filed Under: MockMom Tagged With: elf on a shelf, holidays, politics, satire

16 “Mom Life” Realities As Told Through Brad Pitt Movie Titles

November 21, 2019 By Mock Mom

Who knew Brad Pitt’s body of work so aligned with my life? Now if only he could make movies called “Why Is This Wet?” and “My Best Friend, Chocolate.”

Filed Under: MockMom Tagged With: humor, motherhood, parenting humor, satire

How to Lose Weight with Zero Deprivation: The EZ Bake Oven Diet

November 19, 2019 By Mock Mom

The last time I hoovered an entire pan of brownies guilt-free, I was five and still believed my mother that Husky Girls’ Clothing was for kids who like dogs.

Filed Under: MockMom Tagged With: diet, health, satire, women

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