“Shame about those Ugg boots she was wearing,” the ambulance driver later told us. “Coffee stains are a bitch to get out.”
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I Like Hard Seltzer More Than I Like My Stepdaughter
I look so cute drinking it, almost like I could be in college! OMG, do you need to see my I.D.? Hashtag sorry not sorry, Ashley.
Popular Makeup Company to Release Entire Line of Trump-Inspired Bronzers and Self-Tanners
A Sephorror rep tells us that the shades offered will range from “ignorantly unsubtle” to “in-your-face obnoxious.”
Thank You for Calling Divided Health!
Thanks again, and I look forward to not being available tomorrow, so you’ll have to go over all of this again with someone completely new! Have a great day!
Mom on Facebook Can’t Stop Engaging in Comment-Section Arguments
The anonymity of being behind a computer screen gives her this inner-bitch she never realized existed before.
“Innocent” Childhood Games That Are to Blame for Mass Murders
Maybe people weren’t hugged enough as kids. Maybe they were hugged too much.
Cool Tricks I Can Do with My Postpartum Body
By Ingrid Podwil Lately, there’s been a lot of great postpartum body positivity circulating the internet, like Meghan Markle not hiding her post-baby bump in her portrait with Prince Harry and their son Archie. I thought I’d add some neat tricks to the pile of postpartum positivity. 1. All my extra skin keeps me safe […]
Trump Calls for Dora the Explorer to Be Deported
Trump also cited Dora’s relationship with her friend “Map” as “proof that she and her monkey are definitely, almost 100% certainly not from this country.”