By An Anonymous Mock Mom In response to educational changes occurring in the wake of the global pandemic, the world has issued honorary Doctorates in education to each parent with a child who is participating in the K12 system. Although many deem it an irresponsible decision, parents are generally thrilled with the newfound power their […]
Is the coffee you drink from a locally sourced, non GMO, of original origin, with a splash of organic oat milk served in a mug made from repurposed clay left over from your children’s art project.
I’m not sure you understand how difficult it is to live in a house full of other people day in and day out doing the same thing over and over and over.
These local pre-teens are congregating in a circle, on their bikes, and their masks don’t cover their noses.
I apologize to my colleague, and all women in general, for thinking that giving this show a proper review was a man’s job. It simply cannot be done.
I know what you’re thinking, “Owen, you’re 7 years old, what could you possibly know about buying a car?” As it turns out, quite a bit!
So continue with your practice and be patient. It will come. Once you feel you’re ready, it’s time to give it a go.
Again, I’m very deeply sorry that I’ve offended you. Next time I’ll just leave the baby at home alone with a pizza.