By An Anonymous Mock Mom In response to educational changes occurring in the wake of the global pandemic, the world has issued honorary Doctorates in education to each parent with a child who is participating in the K12 system. Although many deem it an irresponsible decision, parents are generally thrilled with the newfound power their […]
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Accepting Applications for a Hipster Pod
Is the coffee you drink from a locally sourced, non GMO, of original origin, with a splash of organic oat milk served in a mug made from repurposed clay left over from your children’s art project.
An Open Letter to My Mom
I’m not sure you understand how difficult it is to live in a house full of other people day in and day out doing the same thing over and over and over.
Seven Conversations You’re Following on Your Local Moms’ Facebook Page
These local pre-teens are congregating in a circle, on their bikes, and their masks don’t cover their noses.
Man Watches Down to Earth With Zac Efron “For the Articles”
I apologize to my colleague, and all women in general, for thinking that giving this show a proper review was a man’s job. It simply cannot be done.
Your 7-Year-Old’s Tips for Buying a New Car
I know what you’re thinking, “Owen, you’re 7 years old, what could you possibly know about buying a car?” As it turns out, quite a bit!
Bump On A Log Parenting
So continue with your practice and be patient. It will come. Once you feel you’re ready, it’s time to give it a go.
Breastfeeding Mother Issues Public Apology Statement
Again, I’m very deeply sorry that I’ve offended you. Next time I’ll just leave the baby at home alone with a pizza.