Make sure your chimneys and door frames are up to code. If not, Santa may opt to skip your home, you derelict trash.
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Your Child’s School Photos Are Ready
Interested in shelling out your life savings for a barely-visible silhouette of the school janitor? We’ve got you covered.
Mom Credits Parent Newsletter for “Serious Wake-Up Call”
“Before you do anything with your child, stop and ask yourself, ‘Did I read the online advice first?’”
Though Statistically Impossible, Every Child in Local Homeschool Group Labeled ‘Gifted’
It seems like every single kid in this group is gifted, but I think I read somewhere that only like 5% of kids actually are. Isn’t that weird?
Quotes from Real Human Dads at 2:11 AM When the New Baby’s Screaming Again
“Did our other kids do this? Why are you looking at me like that?”
How to Use the Dark Arts to Summon a Parking Spot in December
At approximately 3 am, the veil between worlds is thinnest, so this is a great time to go to the local Walmart and cast a circle in the parking lot to ensure yourself a space.
GOP Lawmakers React to President Trump Punching Baby
“Let’s wait and see where the facts take us. We don’t even know what role the baby played in making all this come about.”
31 Less-Insulting Things to Get Your Wife Than an Exercise Bike
Nothing says “Blink twice if you’re being held against your will” like this woman’s face from the now-infamous Peloton bike ad.