I practically fell through the curtains to get a decent shot of her crowning. You’d think she could at least do me the service of returning my fucking lens cap.
Is July always this long? Why did we think working from home was a viable option?
As she was being interviewed, her son literally bumped into and then detoured around an actual trash container in order to hand his mother a dirty tissue.
I’ll high five your successes and admire your tenacity. But I ain’t buying shit.
When she finds out he likely has a very rare virus that paralyzes children, she’ll need to log into a parenting Facebook group where she’ll list his symptoms.
Today in a local Target, one mom said, “I am NOT telling you again,” and she actually fucking didn’t.
There has never been a case of a child being “full” and not inquiring about a snack to immediately follow the meal they just didn’t eat.
“We only had to listen to the recording once,” the head of the committee told us. “We couldn’t take another second of that shit.”