Joy and merriment drip down into my teeth as I scroll past your pathetic #happyfallyall pics.
I am not going to sit down and list my reasons for choosing the names I did. Gregory and I stand behind our choices.
Unfortunately, the bar has been raised by other parents-to-be and it is up to you to toss it up even higher into the air.
I know that with your upcoming trial dates and indecent exposure charges, you will likely be kept fairly busy.
As you hone in on the details of what is escaping their wordhole, you determine, “this is either a time share presentation or a college campus tour.”
Don’t worry about being dubbed “that one gloriously unhinged parent” or being regarded as “difficult.”
Life is fragile, and the parts that sparkle are all around, even when you can’t see them through your rosé covered glasses.
Previous social traditions are wiped out in order to make room for mandatory new ones.