When asked why she didn’t report the incident to authorities, the woman quietly replied, “If you were a woman, you’d know.”
“We’re gonna keep on going until that sacrilegious bullshit is banned. And unlike that fruitcake primate, we’re not monkeying around.”
Maybe even better than what our guy-we’d-like-to-have-a-beer-with Elliot has is what he DOESN’T have (a vagina, for example).
Ladies, it looks like we finally have something to look forward to each month other than those stretched out yoga pants and heating pads.
We’re guessing that some man bitched so much to his wife about being sick that the virus couldn’t take its host’s incessant whining anymore.
Deck Cadet went the entire day in dry undies and even managed to deposit a stool sample within the confines of a Target bathroom.
Willy Wanker, head (giggle) of operations at Let’s Get Cocky™, says that his Penis Pals™ have been “selling like hot cocks.”
I breezed through the cereal aisle. Normally I have to field multiple requests for Sugar Smack Bomb cereal.