When asked why she didn’t report the incident to authorities, the woman quietly replied, “If you were a woman, you’d know.”
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Protesters Accuse Curious George of “Pushing Homosexual Agenda”
“We’re gonna keep on going until that sacrilegious bullshit is banned. And unlike that fruitcake primate, we’re not monkeying around.”
The Obvious Case for ELLIOT Warren as President
Maybe even better than what our guy-we’d-like-to-have-a-beer-with Elliot has is what he DOESN’T have (a vagina, for example).
Tampax Launches Mom-Inspired Line of Motivational Tampons
Ladies, it looks like we finally have something to look forward to each month other than those stretched out yoga pants and heating pads.
Coronavirus Discovered to Be Super Evolved Strain of Man Flu
We’re guessing that some man bitched so much to his wife about being sick that the virus couldn’t take its host’s incessant whining anymore.
Potty Training Log: A Qwest of Adventure
Deck Cadet went the entire day in dry undies and even managed to deposit a stool sample within the confines of a Target bathroom.
This Company Is Making Custom Dildos Just in Time for Valentine’s Day
Willy Wanker, head (giggle) of operations at Let’s Get Cocky™, says that his Penis Pals™ have been “selling like hot cocks.”
Mom of 3 Grocery Shops Alone, Actually Gets Sh*t Done for Once
I breezed through the cereal aisle. Normally I have to field multiple requests for Sugar Smack Bomb cereal.