A private school in Miami, Florida says students who get vaccinated must quarantine for 30 days afterward because apparently science isn’t their strongest subject. According to local news station WSVN, Centner Academy, which made headlines back in April for discouraging teachers from getting vaccinated, sent a letter home to […]
Yeah, hi, police? I’d like to request a welfare check on Gen Z. I guess undereye circles are in now. At least that’s what the kids say. And they’re not just embracing what their mamas gave ’em. Oh, no. They’re actually going out of their way to apply dark circles […]
McDonald’s is saying thank you to teachers by providing them with free breakfast from October 11-15. All you need to claim your prize is to show up during breakfast hours and present your work ID. While this is a thoughtful and appreciated gesture on the part of the fast-food giant, […]
After it was first released some years ago, the story of Walnut the Crane and her soulmate, zookeeper Chris Crowe (c’mon, Crowe? also not a joke), is making the social media rounds once again. The short and dirty (and believe you me, it is dirty) is this: Walnut hatched in […]
SNL has hysterically nailed the disturbing trend of rowdy school board meetings with a skit that, in all honesty, isn’t that far from actual reality.
Somebody call the police. We need an APB on her charcuterie.
I, like probably 90% of the world’s adult population, live in a perpetual state of exhaustion. I run on coffee fumes and chocolate infusions. I mostly blame my kids for this. Blessed be the fruit. Trying to get in 40 winks in a day overrun with working, paying bills, endless […]
Apparently, the female yearbook coordinator decided to alter the photos based on the school’s dress code that emphasizes modesty.