In today’s “news” news, a cute story has emerged after over 40 newscasters around America have been seen wearing the same dress this month. No, it’s not one of those “wear this or that to raise awareness for….” It just so happens that these ladies have found the world’s most flattering garment from Amazon. The dress…
Student Violently Removed from Seat for Not Standing for Pledge of Allegiance
Oh, help us. A 6th grade boy in Michigan was violently snatched from his seat for not standing during the Pledge of Allegiance, and it’s clear the school employee who thought this was a good idea needs a refresher course on how America works. Stone Chaney, a student at East Middle School in Farmington Hills,…
Have Tattoos? Scientists Deliver Bad News About That Ink. It’s Polluting Your Body
As someone who has tattoos, I honestly thought the biggest dangers I’d face were regret, job insecurity, and a stern talking-to from my grandmother. But scientists have discovered something far more terrifying than Nana’s what-for: the ink used in tattoos may be migrating to your lymph nodes, polluting them and causing them to swell. In…
Bad News Bears: One of Gainesville’s ‘Hot Cops’ Allegedly a Racist
Well, you know what they say. If it seems too good to be true, it probably is. And that’s the sentiment that applies to Officer Michael Hamill, featured in the middle of the now viral Gainesville Police Department post, after evidence came to light suggesting the officer is anti-semitic. According to The Gainesville Sun, Gainesville…
‘Seclusion Rooms,’ or Solitary Confinement for Kids, Being Used in Schools as Discipline Measure
If you watch any TV shows or movies about prison, you’ve likely encountered many a scene highlighting the hell that is solitary confinement — a form of punishment isolating prisoners from human contact and often driving them mad. It’s cruel and unusual, albeit common practice, and no doubt psychologically troubling for the person who finds…
‘DaddyOFive’ Parents Convicted of Child Neglect, Sentenced to Probation
The YouTube couple Mike and Heather Martin, who call themselves DaddyOFive online, have each been convicted of misdemeanor counts of child neglect following the controversy last spring surrounding their YouTube channel, which featured videos of the couple “pranking” their children. The judge in the case sentenced both Mike and Heather to the maximum sentence —…
Give Your Child The Gift Of Murder And Nightmares With This Horrifyingly Lifelike Robot Doll
Want a doll that will land your child in therapy their entire adult life? Check out Luvabella, the interactive doll from your nightmares.
The Comments on Gainesville PD Officers’ Hurricane Irma Selfie Are Thirsty AF, and We Love It
Hurricane Irma is one hell of a bitch, wreaking havoc on the Caribbean, Florida, and now Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina, and elsewhere. And if there are any people we should thank for their time and effort, it’s the first responders who hunkered down and promised to protect and serve to the best of their…
Ann Coulter Posts Series of Insensitive Irma Tweets, Proves She’s Even More Subhuman Than Suspected
We all know Ann Coulter is the epitome of evil. She’s like if Rosemary’s baby birthed an alien demon that then baptized itself in pig’s blood. In other words, she’s the absofuckinglutely worst. Which is why it should surprise no one that Coulter tweeted a barrage of insensitive quips about Hurricane Irma and the destruction…
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