Turns out the woman had been camping out in the woods alone by choice since November, living off moss, grass, and river water.
According to CNN Business, condom sales have been surging as people get ready to sow their vaccinated wild oats.
Great game to all the Joshes, and a very special congrats to the man of the hour, Little Ultimate Josh!
Start a GoFundMe based on your grown children sob story and raise enough dough to take a trip to Aspen.
This extremely rare condition is called superfetation, and has only been recorded a handful of times EVER.
Lord knows we could use a little ingenuity when it comes to fighting climate change, even if it does mean mulching yaself.
Everyone once in a while, however, something comes along that is an absolute must-see regardless of any other factors.
Why fart into the void when you can shoot wind directly into the heart of a lucky admirer, amirite?