They say you can accomplish anything with the right motivation. I have no idea who “they” are, but whatever, it doesn’t matter. What matters is there’s wine. And cheese. Together. In the south of France. And if that’s not enough to make you want to run a marathon, I don’t know what is. The Marathon […]
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Dad Backs Car Over Toddler at Waffle House
Police say alcohol and drugs were not a factor in the tragic death of a toddler who was ‘accidentally’ run over by his father in a Brandon, FL Waffle House parking lot last Tuesday. According to Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office, both of the boy’s parents were under the impression that the ‘other’ parent had placed […]
‘Go-Pros’ For Dicks Are A Thing That Exist Now. Because Reasons
The Cock Cam is the new “Go-Pro” for dicks that can capture and share your climax online.
Some of the Most Hilarious Reactions to the Instagram/Facebook Outage of 2019
Last week marked the day the Earth REALLY stood still, as there was a global partial outage for approximately 14 hours (and counting, for some) of some Facebook-owned apps, including Instagram, Messenger, WhatsApp and Facebook itself. Users of the popular social media platforms Instagram and Facebook were getting error messages, inability to post new content, […]
25 Memes to Get Us Through the Latest College Scandal
If you have kids and access to social media, chances are, you’ve heard about the college scandal involving 50 people, including Lori Loughlin, who played Aunt Becky on Full House and Desperate Housewives star Felicity Huffman, otherwise known as Lynette Scavo—the character who (ironically) “donated” $15k during one episode so her sons could attend an […]
The Comments on These Images of Whales Mating Will Fill Your Immature Soul
Recently, the My Alliance with Science Facebook page posted some images of whales gettin’ freaky, and it didn’t take long for the internet to do what it does best — and that is to make one giant stream of dick jokes. As one does. The images, which depict — there’s no polite way to say […]
Parents Are Throwing Cheese at Babies to Get ‘Likes’ on Social Media
Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, the latest viral parenting trend—slapping American cheese on your baby’s face and posting their reaction on social media—has reared its ugly head. The bizarre phenomenon, accompanied by the hashtag #cheesed, was started on Twitter by @unclehxlmes after he shared a mysterious video of a baby getting […]
Major Study Finds MMR Vaccine Does Not Cause Autism
A new study published in the Annals of Internal Medicine has confirmed, yet again, that the MMR vaccine for mumps, measles, and rubella DOES NOT cause autism. I’ll say it again just in case those in the back didn’t hear me. VACCINES DO NOT CAUSE AUTISM. The study of 657,461 children, born between 1999 and 2010, […]