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10 Times Gwyneth Paltrow was GOOP-y AF
Gwyneth Paltorow is all sorts of something else. Here are her top, most GOOP-y moments.
Harry and Meghan Announce They’re “Stepping Back” From Royal Duties
The couple plans to “work to become financially independent, while continuing to fully support Her Majesty The Queen.”
Forget Yoni Eggs. Gwyneth’s Inserting HERSELF in Your Love Tunnel.
Perhaps more disturbing than the image itself? The promise that Gwyneth and her Goop Lab plan to “reach new depths.” Please God, noooooooo.
Mom Who Ordered Mermaid Toy Got A Coked-Up Nightmare Instead
She thought she was fulfilling her daughter’s wish for a mermaid baby. Instead, she became a player in a drug smuggling case.
SNL’s Clothing Ad Spoof Hilariously Nails the Reality of Dressing Kids
If you can relate to the hell and hilarity that is dressing children, SNL’s fake Macy’s clothing ad will have you rolling.
Feed Sunshiney To Your Hiney For Peak Wellness
It looks about as you would expect: naked rears and fannies/packages splayed out towards our solar overlord, just begging to soak up that (vitamin) D.
Make The Season Bright With Holiday Vagina Fudge
Now you can make the holidays even MORE festive with the addition of a fanny cake.