If you thought the weirdest thing about the United States Space Force was the actual United States Space Force, you’d be mistaken.
Gwyneth Paltorow is all sorts of something else. Here are her top, most GOOP-y moments.
The couple plans to “work to become financially independent, while continuing to fully support Her Majesty The Queen.”
Perhaps more disturbing than the image itself? The promise that Gwyneth and her Goop Lab plan to “reach new depths.” Please God, noooooooo.
She thought she was fulfilling her daughter’s wish for a mermaid baby. Instead, she became a player in a drug smuggling case.
If you can relate to the hell and hilarity that is dressing children, SNL’s fake Macy’s clothing ad will have you rolling.
It looks about as you would expect: naked rears and fannies/packages splayed out towards our solar overlord, just begging to soak up that (vitamin) D.
Now you can make the holidays even MORE festive with the addition of a fanny cake.