Update 12/31/21: Our beloved Betty has moved on to the next gig, having passed away at her home this morning, report several news outlets. Our tribute to Betty’s 99th birthday highlighting her funniest and raunchiest moments follows. Enjoy, and may Betty’s banter live on in the next world. ******* Betty […]
Author: Serena Dorman
If Binging Murder Documentaries Is Your Form Of Self-Care Then This Hilarious SNL Music Video Is For You!
Murder documentaries have become as much a part of stereotypical mom culture as coffee, dry shampoo, leggings, messy buns, and being tired as fuck. True crime has become a bizarre part of our late night “me-time” ritual where, instead of catching some zzz’s to cancel out some of the sleep-debt […]
Texas Mom Demonstrates Classic Mama Bearkwando And Tackles A Peeping Tom
A Texas mom demonstrated one of the most ancient moves in Mama Bearkwando called, “Aw Hell Naw” last month after a Peeping Tom decided to try her, which we all know is a fatal mistake. At 7am on January 31st, Phyllis Pena was coming home from the store when she […]
This Post-Sex Cleanup Product Turns You Into A Human Push-Pop And I’m Dying
This post contains affiliate links to products. We may receive a commission for purchases made through these links. This post-sex cleanup product turns you into a human push-pop and I am DYING. Not only is this splooge sponge kinda brilliant, but also the founder, Frances Tang, and her marketing tactics […]
You Can Get Pink, Candy-Flavored Mac ‘N’ Cheese For Valentine’s Day
Much to Buddy the Elf’s content, Kraft has just created a limited-time flavor of mac ‘n’ cheese for Valentine’s Day that is pink and, prepare yourself, candy-flavored. If you thought candy-coated raindrops were odd, try candy-infused noodles. Talk about a mindfuck. The poodles (pink noodles) will only be available to […]
Halsey Announces She’s Pregnant With Rainbow Baby in Simple Yet Gorgeous Outdoor Photo Shoot
The popular singer, Halsey, announced today on Instagram that she’s pregnant with a rainbow baby with her new beaux after suffering a miscarriage in 2015.
The Real Story: Mom Who DIY-ed a Full-Size, Knitted Yarn Son to Cuddle With
A bizarre story from 2016 is resurfacing (5 years later!), and while it sounds like something straight out of The Silence of the Lambs, it’s not what you think, yet also is. It all started when Marieke Voorsluijs, a mother, author of knitting books, and textile designer from Amsterdam, self-submitted […]
Larry King, Long-Time TV Personality, Dies at Age 87
Larry King, the long-time TV personality, died at the age of 87 on Saturday morning according to an official Facebook post. The post reads: With profound sadness, Ora Media announces the death of our co-founder, host, and friend Larry King, who passed away this morning at age 87 at Cedars-Sinai […]