The summer months are usually a time that we unfortunately hear about children dying from being left in cars during high temperatures, but earlier this month, parents everywhere were shocked and saddened to hear about the rare and tragic passing of a 4-year-old boy from Texas named Frankie Delgado III. According to reports, Frankie’s family…
Party Favors That Parents Secretly F**king Hate
All parents have had to deal with the aftermath of shitty party favors from well-meaning parents. If you’re the owner of a tiny human, then you have undoubtedly come into contact with a plethora of party favors. Most of the time, these favors are pretty damned cool and you can even wait a month…
Blogger Tells the Hilarious Truth About Premature Urination in Viral Facebook Post
Before we become parents, there are a lot of things we tease our moms or mom friends about, like crying over sappy commercials, making us go to the bathroom before taking a trip somewhere (even though we’re adults now), packing the entire house into their purse to ensure they’re ready for any and all scenarios,…
Parents’ Hysterical “10 Rules To Babysit My Kids” Will Have You Rolling
Last month, Twitter user LEEK @malikbrazile tweeted a photo (which has since been deleted) that quickly went viral of a hand-written checklist allegedly left behind for his girlfriend who was babysitting for two parents. It’s not unusual for parents to leave instructions for babysitters or fill-in caretakers. I remember writing out directions for infant CPR…
Woman’s Ball Sack Makeup Blending Video Is The WTF-iest Thing To WTF
Just when I think my WTFs couldn’t get any WTF-ier, I learn about things that exist on the internet, like ball sack makeup blending. That’s right, instead of using a brush or one of those fancy sponge beauty blenders, one woman opted to go with a sweatier, hairier option: her boyfriend’s nuts. Don’t worry. Teabag…
Unicorn Frappuccinos Taste Like Rainbow Dysentery and Other Hilarious Reactions
Unless you’ve been hiding under a rock, you’ve both seen and heard about the unicorniest trend to ever unicorn, and that’s the new Unicorn Monstrosity Frappuccino offered by Starbucks. According to Starbucks, the unicorn frapp is a “flavor-changing, color-changing, totally-not-made-up Unicorn Frappuccino. Magical flavors start off sweet and fruity transforming to pleasantly sour. Swirl it…
Mom Loses Every Sh*t She Has After Husband Gives Their Son the “Dad” Cut
A mom’s worst nightmare came true recently, and it couldn’t have happened at a worse time. While Rayena Wesson, a nurse, was busy at work saving people’s lives, she received some text messages from her husband, Bobby, which quickly turned suspicious. Witness the power of a woman to sniff out a husband’s bullshit from miles…
3 Online Dangers That Parents Need To Know About
Most parents do it: let their phones or tablets play babysitter to their kids while they get a few things done. Normally, this is harmless, but there are some scary things that have come to light that should have you paying closer attention to your child’s online activity if you don’t already. *WARNING, GRAPHIC IMAGE…
Popular Children’s Sex Ed Book Has Us Asking: Is This Kama Sutra for Kids?
There are certain things we all expect when going to our children’s doctor’s appointments. A germ-infested playroom that you try, and fail, to keep your kid out of; a long wait-time where you peruse years-old editions of magazines in a fabric chair that smells like farts; and, of course, the assortment of children’s books you…