I know this is shocking, given all the dudes offended by that Gillette ad, but there might be something to this “toxic masculinity” idea. At least that’s how it seems when nearly every day a woman stands up to some jerkoff only to see her words, her experience, is going viral. Quick recap: last week at […]
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Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs Alleges Latest Name Change Was Only A Joke
If you happen to run in circles with Sean Combs, don’t update your iPhone contacts just yet. The artist formerly known as Puff Daddy, Puffy, P. Diddy, and Diddy announced over his 48th birthday weekend that he had changed his name, yet again, but there is more to the story. I decided to change my […]
Woman’s Ball Sack Makeup Blending Video Is The WTF-iest Thing To WTF
Just when I think my WTFs couldn’t get any WTF-ier, I learn about things that exist on the internet, like ball sack makeup blending. That’s right, instead of using a brush or one of those fancy sponge beauty blenders, one woman opted to go with a sweatier, hairier option: her boyfriend’s nuts. Don’t worry. Teabag […]
Sneaky Grammar Vigilante Vandalizes Signs By Correcting Bad Punctuation
Bristol’s self-proclaimed “grammar vigilante” may sneak around in the dead of night altering shop signs, but he’s no ordinary vandal. This man is a hero. The grammar vigilante fixes signs with misused punctuation, and he specializes in misplaced apostrophes. This is quite the job as apostrophe misuse on signs (and presidential tweets) is reaching epidemic […]
Man Shouts Truth About Santa to Kids in Mall, Will Totally Get Coal in Stocking
David Grisham, an evangelical preacher, has taken it upon himself to teach the truth about Santa to other people’s children. Grisham — who appears to have borrowed his approach to ministry from Westboro Baptist Church — went on a minutes-long tirade against sin and Santa at a mall in Amarillo, Texas, as children waited in […]
These Mannequin Challenge Videos Will Blow Your Mind
We need to talk about the Mannequin Challenge. Viral trends come and go, and most of them are pretty lame. (Remember planking?) The Mannequin Challenge, on the other hand, is impressive as hell. The Mannequin Challenge is a new video trend where people are filmed in live action, but the video appears to be paused. […]
13 Kids Who are #SorryNotSorry
Just after our oldest, Alister, was born, some friends of ours were telling us about how their son had managed to take his diaper off in the middle of the night, dip his hand in it, and paint the walls with his own excrement without them knowing until morning. Mr. Sammich and I gasped in […]
Mom’s Greatest Dream: A Hotel Room by Myself
What do peeing for however long you want, taking thirty minute showers, and not having to share bacon have in common? They’re all pipe dreams when you’re a parent. If you’ve ever dreamed of spending a single night to yourself without anybody hitting, spitting, or shitting, then this hilarious jam from The Pump and Dump […]