A Texas mom demonstrated one of the most ancient moves in Mama Bearkwando called, “Aw Hell Naw” last month after a Peeping Tom decided to try her, which we all know is a fatal mistake. At 7am on January 31st, Phyllis Pena was coming home from the store when she […]
You Can Now ‘Buy Booze’ for the Cop who Arrested ‘Supreme Karen’
Sara Walton Brady is an anti-vaxxer, arrested while protesting a state-wide shut down in front of a group of children at a public park that was CLOSED.
This Is the Twitter Content I’m Here for
What most of us need right now is a large dose of humanity, which is something you can find in bulk on Rex Chapman’s feed.
Girl Who Licked Toilet for #CoronaVirusChallenge Says It Was Worth the Attention She Got
“Darwinism is doing its job by knocking you out with this virus,” says a 21-year-old baby boom hater.
Woman Fed Up with Guy’s Bullsh*t on a Plane Is ALL of Us
I know this is shocking, given all the dudes offended by that Gillette ad, but there might be something to this “toxic masculinity” idea. At least that’s how it seems when nearly every day a woman stands up to some jerkoff only to see her words, her experience, is going viral. […]
Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs Alleges Latest Name Change Was Only A Joke
If you happen to run in circles with Sean Combs, don’t update your iPhone contacts just yet. The artist formerly known as Puff Daddy, Puffy, P. Diddy, and Diddy announced over his 48th birthday weekend that he had changed his name, yet again, but there is more to the story. […]
Woman’s Ball Sack Makeup Blending Video Is The WTF-iest Thing To WTF
Just when I think my WTFs couldn’t get any WTF-ier, I learn about things that exist on the internet, like ball sack makeup blending. That’s right, instead of using a brush or one of those fancy sponge beauty blenders, one woman opted to go with a sweatier, hairier option: her […]
Sneaky Grammar Vigilante Vandalizes Signs By Correcting Bad Punctuation
Bristol’s self-proclaimed “grammar vigilante” may sneak around in the dead of night altering shop signs, but he’s no ordinary vandal. This man is a hero. The grammar vigilante fixes signs with misused punctuation, and he specializes in misplaced apostrophes. This is quite the job as apostrophe misuse on signs (and […]