MTV, the television channel that used to play music videos but is now a continuous loop of shows about teenagers making poor decisions, is kicking it old school with its new show 90’s House. Hosted by Lance Bass and Christina Milian, 90’s House is sort of a Real World: Time […]
Author: Tina Steele
Dystopian Fashion Is Here Because Literally Everything Is Terrible Now
We haven’t had the best couple of years. There is widespread civil unrest. Our president likes to antagonize world leaders via twitter. The doomsday clock is two and a half minutes to midnight. It’s hard to get out of bed these days, let alone decide what to wear. Fortunately, the […]
Deadly White Nationalist Rally in Charlottesville Is Just a Symptom of the Real Problem
By now you have undoubtedly heard about the deadly “Unite the Right” rally held in Charlottesville, Virginia on Saturday, August 12. The rally, which had already sparked violence and injury, turned deadly when a white supremacist rammed his car into a crowd of counter-protesters. As horrifying and disgusting as the […]
32 Years Later, Billie Jean Is Still the Hero We All Need
32 years ago today, The Legend of Billie Jean premiered, and teenage girls across the country found a new hero. The movie’s premise was simple enough: underdog seeks justice. Or if you prefer the official movie tagline: “When you’re seventeen, people think they can do anything to you. Billie Jean […]
Here’s the Real Problem with Kid Rock Running for Senate
Kid Rock recently announced his intention to run for the United States Senate, representing his home state of Michigan. This is where we are now. Kid Rock, who is now the second celebrity with “Rock” in his name to announce an impending run for office, already has a campaign website […]
Zima Is Back So You Can Relive The Bad Decisions Of Your Youth
Do you long for a time when Bill Clinton was president and Kurt Cobain was still alive? Do you have a pair of Doc Martens languishing in the back of your closet? Do you sit in Starbucks, banging away at your laptop, nostalgic for the indie coffee shop where you […]
Amazon Offers Prime Discount To People On Gov Assistance, Middle Class Woman Loses Her Mind
Amazon recently announced it is offering a discount on Prime membership to qualifying customers with an EBT card, and at least one woman is already bitching about it. In case you are fortunate enough not to know what an EBT card is, they are used to access government assistance programs, […]
The Best #covfefe Tweets That Will Make You Laugh Until You Cry
Last night around midnight, which I think we should stop calling “the witching hour” and hereby christen “the Trumping hour,” Trump tweeted his weirdest tweet yet: Some people thought it was a new coffee drink. Others blamed it on his tiny hands combined with autocorrect. Needless to say, the Twitterverse […]