Last night around midnight, which I think we should stop calling “the witching hour” and hereby christen “the Trumping hour,” Trump tweeted his weirdest tweet yet:
Some people thought it was a new coffee drink. Others blamed it on his tiny hands combined with autocorrect. Needless to say, the Twitterverse had a field day.
#Covfefe is Kellyanne Conway's stripper name.
— Susan Hasler (@SusanHasler) May 31, 2017
#Covfefe now available at Starbucks, instant (fake) coffee, served in a paper cup with a blob of orange lard floating on top.
— Wheelman (@MrTeamster) May 31, 2017
"And just before you serve it, you hit it with a dash of #Covfefe" pic.twitter.com/fm9CAF4Iyz
— Charles M. Blow (@CharlesMBlow) May 31, 2017
What the market givfefe, it takfefe away #covfefe $DAX pic.twitter.com/P4FMnm6wJB
— Sylvain Asimus (@Phinamics) May 31, 2017
True that #covfefe pic.twitter.com/kH4DaDxPgn
— Ali (@SpookyAly) May 31, 2017
https://twitter.com/OvenRoastedVino/status/869910200366616576
“A #covfefe is a yiddish term for 'I gotta go to bed now’: Sen. @AlFranken explains Trump's late-night mystery tweet https://t.co/nKhan4RZEN pic.twitter.com/3cniDYqa10
— CNN (@CNN) May 31, 2017
Wins internet today:
I like my #covfefe like
I like my Presidents. Black.H/t @ChadMac19
— Kimberly Brusk (@peaceforus4ever) May 31, 2017
And just like that, the Ambien kicked in. Bigly. #covfefe
— Jen Fraser (@jenfraser) May 31, 2017
It puts the #covfefe on its skin or it gets the hose again.
— Michelle says "Wear a fucking mask!!!" (@RageMichelle) May 31, 2017
Ask your doctor about #covfefe. Side effects may include: compulsive lying, sociopathic behaviour, delusions of grandeur, tiny hands…
— Dean Reeves (@d_g_reeves) May 31, 2017
https://twitter.com/XxsydneylouXx/status/869891228963418112
The scent of incompetence, corruption, and nepotism all in one.#covfefe pic.twitter.com/jVpPNRhVWb
— tzantali (@Tzantali1) May 31, 2017
.@realDonaldTrump won't even let autocorrect advise him. #covfefe pic.twitter.com/K3HB56fbnN
— Bryan (@Bryanstate) May 31, 2017
Show me a more relevant meme today. #Covfefe pic.twitter.com/T3qpDfjW2G
— Peter Gustin (@CoachGustin) May 31, 2017
I didn't stay up for the ending last night. Was #Covfefe his sled?
— Amos Pearson’s Moose Farm (@Frustrated_Fan) May 31, 2017
If Obama had tweeted #covfefe Fox would have had 24×7 coverage trying to prove it was a codeword for Muslims to overthrow the government.
— KillerTigger (@KillerTigger) May 31, 2017
Rather than making fun of #covfefe, Democrats should strive to understand why it resonates so strongly with the white working class
— Tim Wise (@timjacobwise) May 31, 2017
I like my women like I like my #covfefe: made up and probably Russian
— Jake Green (@iamjakegreen) May 31, 2017
https://twitter.com/hordstar/status/869846269010866176
Can someone please wake up the @MerriamWebster social media person? It's urgent. #covfefe
— Katie Jane (@kj_zurda) May 31, 2017
Unfortunately, even Merriam-Webster (famous for correcting Trump’s word usage) couldn’t help him this time:
https://twitter.com/MerriamWebster/status/869782666572443648
Might as well laugh while banging our heads against a wall.