Bristol’s self-proclaimed “grammar vigilante” may sneak around in the dead of night altering shop signs, but he’s no ordinary vandal. This man is a hero. The grammar vigilante fixes signs with misused punctuation, and he specializes in misplaced apostrophes. This is quite the job as apostrophe misuse on signs (and […]
Author: Tina Steele
Get Crafty With Nick Offerman And Amy Poehler
Are you crafty? Are you forever pinning DIY projects to your Pinterest page like an online hoarder? Are you also a Parks and Recreation fan? Do you watch Leslie Knope and Ron Swanson riffing their way through the show’s gag reel and wish you could hang out with them for […]
The Adhesive Boob Corset Is Further Proof That Clothing Designers Hate Women
Every year we see fashion fads come and go, and they almost always seem like poor decisions in retrospect. (Dresses over jeans? What the hell we were thinking?) But this year is shaping up to be the worst yet. It started with Nordstrom. Now, I know what you’re thinking: A […]
Vibrator Company Accused Of Recording Customers’ Sexual Habits Settles Lawsuit for $3.71 Million
Forget about your microwave secretly snapping pictures of you when you sneak into your darkened kitchen for a midnight snack. There’s an even more insidious spy lurking in your house, and it’s probably hidden in the bottom of your underwear drawer. That’s right. Big Brother is watching, and by Big […]
Baltimore Man Is Arrested With Old-Timey Pistol And The Internet Loses Its Mind
Usually, internet comments are the place to go if you’re in the mood to lose your faith in humanity. But when Baltimore police arrested a man with an unusual loaded handgun, comedy gold ensued via the comments. Here are our favorites. If they don’t restore your faith in humanity, I […]
Ohio Woman’s Kick-Ass Obituary = #DeathGoals
You probably didn’t know Jean E. Oddi, but once you read her obituary, you’ll wish you had. Written in the first person, plain-spoken and witty, Jean’s kick-ass obituary may be the first to inspire #DeathGoals. Jean’s obituary starts out with the basics: September 7, 1925-February 20, 2017. I was born. […]
Burger King Offers Adult-Themed Happy (Ending) Meal and We Have SO Many Thoughts and Questions
Burger King recently offered a very special adult-themed “happy” meal for Valentine’s Day. The meal was only available for the holiday, only for adults 18 years and older, and only after 6 pm. The contents? Two Whoppers, two bags of fries, and two beers. Oh, and one “adult toy.” I […]
Dear White People: Stop Trying To Make White Pride Happen
I’m going to get right to the point: white pride isn’t a thing, and you need to shut up about it. I am about as white as they come. I have researched my ancestors, some of whom have been in this country since the early 1600’s – around the same […]