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Tweets
17 Marriage Advice Tweets To Keep The Love Alive
Not all marriage advice is created equal, but some of it is funny as hell.
The Funniest “CDC Says” Tweets to Make You Cackle Today
On the heels of the CDC’s recent announcement that they are now recommending 5-day quarantines instead of the previous 10 for people who have tested positive for COVID-19, people are understandably confused and upset. For many, this news signals that the government agency values capitalism over human lives (I mean…), […]
15 Tweets About Spotify Wrapped That Are A Little Too Accurate
It’s the most wonderful time of the year! When people share their Spotify Wrapped lists and we all secretly judge their taste. (If you spent more than 1,000 minutes listening to Ed Sheeran, we hope you got the help you clearly needed.) And here are some of the best tweets […]
23 Tweets to Make You Laugh While Crying Through Seasonal Depression
Seasonal Affective Disorder typically sets in around late fall and early winter. It impacts over 10 million people and women are four times more likely to develop it than men. (And we usually watch more true crime so maybe tread lightly with us, just saying.) The silver lining to this […]
17 Hilarious Tweets About What Else the CDC Recommends
A new Tweet joke format that pokes fun of other random recommendations the CDC could make to make all our lives easier
The $1400 Stimmy Tweets That Will Have You Laugh-Crying And Wiping Your Tears With Money
Envisioning myself not so lavishly spending money I don’t yet have is the mood I want to be on for the rest of the year.
10 Hilarious Tweets About the Side Part Debacle
Apparently, according to these kids, parting your hair in the middle is THE WAY to look cool and put-together.