Self-care is a bit of a struggle because the people who need it the most have time for it the least. That’s right, I’m looking at YOU, parents!
Parties are supposed to be fun; however, a children’s party is a special kind of vortex where fun goes to die.
Anxiety is a pain in the ass for sure, but it also happens to be such a relatable experience that it can make for some great jokes.
Parents are the original eternal optimists, because we will be damned if we are putting our lives on hold until these kids learn to act right.
I hope you like Good Housekeeping magazines from 1996. Because you’re going to be bored AF and that will be the only thing you have available to read.
What do they need a parade for anyway? The best joke is the fact that we’re having this discussion at all.
Summertime is a season with its own challenges. Luckily, most of these are as hilarious as they are frustrating!
We as parents are going to keep on keeping on regardless of how it hurts us, because memories dammit!