A little laugh is just what the doctor ordered while picking fish crackers out of the couch and scrubbing crayon off the walls.
How about a “congrats on your new baby, now everyone babysit so mom can nap” party instead?
Everyone could use a laugh after Halloween while they’re wrangling their kids off the ceiling all hopped up on Jolly Ranchers and mini Twix bars.
You DESERVE that candy you’re totally going to steal from your kids. Y’all deserve nice things too.
So if your kid is violent AF, there’s no need to worry. Sometimes it just be like that.
Let’s bundle up the kids and gently twist these orbs off the tree, doing it ourselves as our ancestors intended.
Not all marriage advice is created equal, but some of it is funny as hell.
Sure, children are a blessing, but let’s not forget about the real miracle here! All hail coffee.