Beer is unlike other booze in the sense that it goes down so smooth that it almost feels like you aren’t just drinking alcohol in the middle of the day, at this child’s birthday party.
May your sunscreen be strong, your sprinkler be sturdy, and your kids be happily occupied without leeching onto you every 12 seconds. Amen!
Oh how I long for the days when a fiver meant I had the world at my fingertips. I could literally buy all that AND a bag of chips.
And then one day, if you’re really lucky, they’ll have teenagers too and the circle will close. Ahh, the sweet smell of justice!
Make sure to give this a share so that you and your friends can all laugh too… after all, it’s far less weird to share a laugh than it is to share… well, anything these days.
We’ve all heard the stories that Amazon is a big evil corporation, however we cannot seem to resist the siren call of low, low prices and same day delivery.
Finger’s crossed some sense of normalcy will return in the coming months. Until then… happy summer?
So tonight was a bust (RIP), that doesn’t mean that there aren’t brighter tomorrows in store for your undercarriage.