Let’s all take a minute to appreciate all the hard work and effort that it took to make that magic happen.
Who else can you fake call all through November and December to get your kids to brush their damn teeth?
November is for frosty mornings, hot cups of caffeinated whatever, and gearing up for some holiday craziness.
Although the mall is a trial, just remember: You are strong and can do hard things.
A little laugh is just what the doctor ordered while picking fish crackers out of the couch and scrubbing crayon off the walls.
How about a “congrats on your new baby, now everyone babysit so mom can nap” party instead?
Everyone could use a laugh after Halloween while they’re wrangling their kids off the ceiling all hopped up on Jolly Ranchers and mini Twix bars.
You DESERVE that candy you’re totally going to steal from your kids. Y’all deserve nice things too.