If there’s one thing you can count on year-round, it’s the endless supply of fuckery and nonsense, courtesy of your children.
If you have your family in the car, you’re simply one high-pitched wail away from accidentally hitting the wrong pedal and slamming into a dumpster.
If you thought the weirdest thing about the United States Space Force was the actual United States Space Force, you’d be mistaken.
If you’ve used emails or worked in an office, then chances are, you’re familiar with this culture. The strange, modern culture of the email exchange.
Have fun living that #domesticAF life, full of chores, simple pleasures, and mind-numbing, crippling boredom.
If it’s on sale for a good price, we don’t care what it is – we love it, and it’s ours!
Thanks for the memories, but we sure won’t miss you. See you next year when we get together and do it all again!
Once you have kids, New Year’s becomes painfully just like any other day where you struggle to stay up late and socialize with people.