But as with most good things, people are ruining it.
Conspiracy theorists claimed that COVID vaccines have everything from microchips in them (like Bill Gates really wants to track all your trips to the fridge) to the ability to alter your DNA. None of that is accurate, which you probably already know if you don’t wear a tinfoil-lined MAGA hat.
But these conspiracies sparked a flood of hilarious tweets about not having to worry about what’s ACTUALLY in the vaccine:[adsanity id=”35664″ align=”aligncenter”/]
If your pillow looks like this, don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine pic.twitter.com/gu1ILekGjf
— Steven Avocado (@StevenAvocado) December 10, 2020
You won’t take a vaccine because you don’t know what’s in it? Real quick, name all the ingredients in a Pop Tart
— jordan (@jordan_stratton) November 23, 2020
if you’ve ever sat on a couch in a high school theatre department’s dressing room, don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine
— Tori (@onlytorii) December 15, 2020
If this looks familiar to you, don’t worry what’s in the vaccines pic.twitter.com/97cQL31PQf
— romie (@romes1013) December 17, 2020
If you have ever used a Warped Tour porta potty, don't worry about what's in the Covid-19 vaccine.
— Kellie! (@Kellie_McCarthy) December 6, 2020
Some of you haven't washed that reusable mask since you bought it back in April & you're worried what's the in vaccine.
— Minister for being from Cabra (@Freemanhasaname) December 16, 2020
If you've ever let a toddler use their grubby little hands to feed you anything, you don't have to worry about what's in the vaccine.
— Just another Mandy ❄☃️❄ (@justamandy) December 13, 2020
if your mom let you play on the jungle gym inside a mcdonald’s don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine
— Rachel (@femaleredhead) December 12, 2020
If you eat Papa John’s willingly, don’t worry about what’s in the Corona virus vaccine.
— JAM (@mojoejoejoemtz) December 9, 2020
if you’ve ever eaten this shit, don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine pic.twitter.com/lsFC5bDhLu
— Dana Donnelly (@danadonly) December 12, 2020
“WhAt’S iN tHe VaCcInE” bitch you literally don’t know what’s in Tylenol shut up
— Justin Randall (@imjustinrandall) December 16, 2020
If you let your dogs kiss you on the mouth, don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine
— Makoto (@BandsbyLaura) December 18, 2020
If you partied with me when I was in my 20s, don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine. You’ll be fine. pic.twitter.com/RqcFQuuBq8
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) December 16, 2020
If you’ve ever applied the five second rule, you don’t need to worry about what’s in the vaccine
— ADHDean (@ADHDeanASL) December 15, 2020
if u’ve drank warm cans for breakfast 3 days into a musical festival u don’t need to worry about what’s in the vaccine
— Justine Stafford (@JustineStafford) December 16, 2020
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If you've ever done literally anything, don't worry about what's in the vaccine, because the vaccine is the result of rigorous scientific study and there's no reason to worry about it in the first place.
— Daniel Summers, MD (@WFKARS) December 15, 2020
So there you have it. Nothing to worry about. Go get vaccinated ASAFP.