I'd personally love to trade this all in for the very mundane, boring, no-surprises shitshow I was cultivating before.
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10 Hilarious Tweets About The Lasting Impacts of Covid-19

The Covid-19 pandemic is tough to avoid, it’s made a lasting impact on our day-to-day lives and is seemingly all people can talk about. Living through a piece of history objectively sucks, I’d personally love to trade this all in for the very mundane, boring, no-surprises shitshow I was cultivating before. Stop the ride, I want off!

However, we can’t change things so it looks as if we have to roll with them. Which obviously sounds easier than it is. The truth is, it doesn’t matter how long this all lasts, we’re already changed and experiencing something that will be talked about for a long time afterwards. This is definitely the kind of shit that will be coming up in some douchebag’s poly-sci class many years from now.

The effects of the Covid-19 pandemic will be long-lasting and felt by this whole generation of people on the planet. One day we’ll be able to say we remember staying home, the empty TP shelves, and the assholes that were re-selling hand sanitizer. What the fuck is life right now?

10 Hilarious Tweets About The Lasting Impacts of Covid-19

1. NEVER FORGET!

2. A legit topic that really captures the mood of the time, to be fair.

3. You would think we’d all be extroverts after this, but probably not (sorry).

4. This is just the sort of gross shit that will DEFINITELY happen.

5. Our generation will be traumatized, scarred forever.

https://twitter.com/onyiukn/status/1240335562747383808

6. When this is over I still don’t want anyone “speaking moistly” on me.

7. HOW DARE YOU BRING THAT UP.

8. It was the cleanest of times, it was the worst of times.

https://twitter.com/kellyclinger/status/1249364715836510216

9. DON’T TALK TO ME ABOUT LOSS OF FREEDOM!

https://twitter.com/kayla_medaris/status/1249084652096282630

10. We may get over these hard times, but will Joe Exotic get over his hate of Carole Baskins? Un-fucking-likely.

So hang in there, wash your hands, and stay far apart my friends.

One day we can tell this story to our grand kids while we lecture them on the true value of full-contact hugs and toilet paper!