Because our forever motto once we have kids is "WE LAUGH SO WE DON'T CRY!"
Parenting Tweets

15 Hilarious Tweets from Parents in January 2021

We did it folks, we got through January! And what a month it was. After the craptastic shitfest that was 2020, we had high hopes for 2021. And it definitely delivered… something.

While we aren’t out of the WTF woods in this new year, at least we can rely on the fact that some things just are as comforting and familiar as your nasty old college t-shirts… things like parenting! The world could literally cease turning and your kids would still not have one solitary fuck to give unless it fucked with their Goldfish distribution schedule.

So while we may still be sitting at home, waiting and searching for an end to all this pandemic/political madness craziness, at least we can have a laugh at the shit that parenting life throws at us. Because our forever motto once we have kids is “WE LAUGH SO WE DON’T CRY!”. And that’s some energy we can bring with us to the rest of life, because shit’s WILD y’all.

15 Hilarious Tweets from Parents in January

1. Whew, that was a close one!

2. Yes child, listen to your heart.

3. After a hundred-teen years in quarantine I think we’re all on our way.

4. Oops my bad, must have gotten you mixed up with some other argumentative little munchkin that’s carrying my genes.


6. May we all believe our own bullshit this fiercely.

7. Teens just want to be hypothermia-cool.

8. Welcome to a long life full of disappointments.


10. Seriously, I don’t take shit from anyone except my delightful little blessings.

11. *Cries in social isolation*

12. Gosh it’s so fun to have all this extra shit taking up space while they stay glued to the screen.

13. Baby fists are like chubby adorable little vices.

14. At this point, I’d be willing to give it a shot. Can’t hurt, right?

15. You know the way… and if you don’t you’ll be schooled!

January might be gone, but it certainly won’t be forgotten.

Make sure and share this shit because we could all use a little belly chuckle in these most neverending of unprecedented times!