Another round of stimulus checks are hitting bank accounts and the internet has come through with hilarious tweets and memes about spending their $1400 like a baller would spend one milli.
Last Wednesday, Congress approved the next stimulus package and we all breathed slightly easier. President Biden quickly signed and his staff announced that the stimmy will start hitting bank accounts as soon as possible.
The internet once again gathered around for another meme trend that we all got behind because who doesn’t fantasize about being a big money baller who’s out to show the world the ultimate in sophistication by buying stupid shit?
I mean, what a feeling it is to just walk into Bed Bath & Beyond and demand they deliver all of the beyond to your doorstep. There is no better way for all of us to celebrate getting “rich” at once than with memes. It’s just how we roll now.
direct deposit: $1400
me at auntie annes: bring the uncle too— still pretty (@meekonline) March 14, 2021
Envisioning myself not so lavishly spending money I don’t yet have is the mood I want to be on for the rest of the year. So of course I’ve been in hysterics while gathering the funniest $1400 direct deposit tweets/memes I could find for this dump.
If you’ve received your stimmy and need ideas on how to ball all the way out with all of that cash money, then bookmark this for your vision board because these stimmy memes will have you wiping your laugh-tears with dolla dolla bills y’all.
Direct deposit: $1400
Me at Dick’s Sporting Goods: bring me the dick— duolingo facts (@noleftairpod) March 13, 2021
Account Balance $1400:
Me at Home Depot: “Scu’ me, what aisle the homes on?”
— Hittin’ (@TheBSharp) March 13, 2021
Account Balance: $1400
Me at Crocs: Yeah uhh lemme get the whole crocodile
— 333 (@jeennizzle) March 13, 2021
Direct deposit: +$1400 pic.twitter.com/JB0Wl3CzX7
— ᴮᵉᵃⁿˢ (@ShitBmw) March 16, 2021
direct deposit: $1400
me at chick-fil-a on sunday: open it
— ND (@prettyboynavi) March 13, 2021
Direct deposit: + $1400
Me at Starbucks: Bring the stars. I already got the bucks pic.twitter.com/saFbo8qgLB
— 8BOY (@8MobBaby) March 15, 2021
Direct deposit: $1400
Me at IKEA: y’all put it together.
— Bud (@KingJEazy) March 15, 2021
https://twitter.com/ZOMBIEONEARTH2/status/1371508728277647361?s=20
Direct deposit: $1400
Me at jiffylube: yeah give me all that stuff you recommended I’m not even gonna call my dad
— Reina Sultan (@SultanReina) March 16, 2021
direct deposit: $1400
me @Scholastic: bring me the whole book fair— executive dysfuncShen (they/them) 緊張軒瑋 (@theshenners) March 16, 2021
*stimmy hits*
Me at PetSmart: Yall got lions? pic.twitter.com/4BF8Q2UWUd— darius.christ (@darius_julian) March 13, 2021
Direct deposit: $1400
Me at Dollar Tree: I’ll take 1400 trees
— tommy bayer (@TommmyBear) March 14, 2021
https://twitter.com/yelputazo/status/1371659156151672832?s=20
Direct deposit: $1400
Me at Louis Vuitton: yeah lemme talk to Lewis— bryce (@pollen196) March 13, 2021
Direct deposit: $1400
Me at McDonald’s: bring me the clown— sofi (@yungnastybitch) March 12, 2021
Direct Deposit: $1400
Me at Burger King: pic.twitter.com/jCYWGF1gd7— April 11th♈ (@TimConcussion) March 16, 2021
direct deposit: $1400
me: how much is a boob job
surgeon: $2800
me: I'll take one big tit
— Tam Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) March 16, 2021
bank account: $1400
me at the crystal shop: bring me the infinity stones— eric esoteric (@plutonicmoon) March 16, 2021
direct deposit: $1400
me at the dispensary: bring me Seth Rogen
— ️️ ️️️️️️️️️ ️️ ️️ ️️ (@highsteve69) March 14, 2021
bank account: +$1400
me at five guys: bring me the 6th guy
— Hurt CoPain (@SaeedDiCaprio) March 13, 2021
Stimmy hit. pic.twitter.com/8QJNStM0Dp
— charles (@charles__tyler) March 17, 2021
Account balance: +$1400
At ABC store: I want the rest of the alphabet
— ♛Д²✮ (@ay_squared) March 15, 2021
Direct Deposit: $1400
Me: pic.twitter.com/qCyCxwFfRs
— Tony Kariotis (@iamgreece) March 15, 2021
As per usual, the internet has served and it wins again. The stimmy memes show all of our silly fantasies about big spending in our own little ridiculous way of ballin’ through our money. Isn’t this how the rich do it?