"Darwinism is doing its job by knocking you out with this virus," says a 21-year-old baby boom hater.
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Girl Who Licked Toilet for #CoronaVirusChallenge Says It Was Worth the Attention She Got

Laugh if you will at Baby Boomers and Gen Xers for sitting at home right now, spraying Clorox all over the place to keep from getting infected by a deadly virus; at least we’re not licking things and bragging about it like a few of the Gen Zers on TikTok.

After several members of the popular site chose to defy the laws of science by recording themselves licking stuff and uploading their videos online, something unsurprising happened.

First, this little joker tested positive. 

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Then, this little maverick went to jail. 

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But THIS little smartass… do you know what she did? She went “Tee hee hee,” all the way home to Dr. Phil, and threatened to cough on him after licking an airplane toilet seat.

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After uploading a ridiculous “coronavirus challenge” video of herself on TikTok, 21-year-old Ava Louise “Skinny Legend Anthem,” a self-proclaimed model and social media influencer, shared a message with her followers that sparked global stupidity.

“Please RT this so people can know how to properly be sanitary on the airplane.”

The video, which has since been deleted, led to another five-minutes-of fame for the bitter queen who answered “Yeah” when asked if it was worth all the attention if one person loses their life.

But according to the White Claw drinking, smack-talking, New Jersey presidential candidate wannabe, America can “suck her dick” because she doesn’t regret it, she’s not sorry, and she will never apologize for what’s she has done. 

“You’re all so fucking stupid,” she said. “There’s a reason Coronavirus is taking out people over 50: Because you’re all idiots who ruined our country, our economy, and raised clout-chasing idiots like me.”

Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, out of 559,224 reported cases thus far, only 128,781 victims have recovered. Twenty-five thousand three hundred fifty-four others have already lost their lives to COVID-19.

I can’t speak for everyone, but it seems likely that a girl so blatantly disrespectful of human life would have a change of heart if she found out that one of the victims was the only person she cares about: herself.