A Texas mom demonstrated one of the most ancient moves in Mama Bearkwando called, “Aw Hell Naw” last month after a Peeping Tom decided to try her, which we all know is a fatal mistake.
At 7am on January 31st, Phyllis Pena was coming home from the store when she spotted a Lookie Lou outside of her 15-year-old daughter’s bedroom window.
Pena placed a call to the Lake Jackson Police which is how the footage of her doing a clothesline/bear hug combo take-down was acquired – through the dash cam of the police cruiser parked in front of her home.
In the video, Pena can be seen talking to her daughter on their front lawn. Pena spots something from the corner of her eye and begins taking steps to stop it. The perp never stood a chance. As the young man attempts to swerve around, he’s met with Pena’s “Oh, no the fuck, you don’t” grip as she pulls him to the ground. She then yanks the visibly shooketh man’s mask off as her daughter and two police officers quickly run into view to offer aid.
“First instinct was just to make sure he didn’t go any farther,” Pena told Click2Houston.
Zane Hawkins, the 19-year-old suspect, was arrested for possession of a controlled substance, evading arrest, and resisting arrest.
“The cop fist-bumped me and he was like, ‘Hey, so I heard the Texans are looking for a new linebacker,’ Pena said. She also posted the video to her personal Facebook page to the song “Bodies” by the band Drowning Pool.
The video everyone has been waiting for 😂
My next step is to try out for the NFL 😏
*Turn the volume up*
*I do not own the rights to this music*
Commenters applaud Pena in the comment section to her post which had 906 Likes and 309 Shares at the time of writing this.
All we know is, Pena is our new badass mama hero.