Yeah, hi, police? I’d like to request a welfare check on Gen Z. I guess undereye circles are in now. At least that’s what the kids say. And they’re not just embracing what their mamas gave ’em. Oh, no. They’re actually going out of their way to apply dark circles […]
McDonald’s Is Giving Away Free Breakfast to Teachers. Yay?
McDonald’s is saying thank you to teachers by providing them with free breakfast from October 11-15. All you need to claim your prize is to show up during breakfast hours and present your work ID. While this is a thoughtful and appreciated gesture on the part of the fast-food giant, […]
Zookeeper Mates with Murderous Crane for Life, and No, It’s Not a Joke
After it was first released some years ago, the story of Walnut the Crane and her soulmate, zookeeper Chris Crowe (c’mon, Crowe? also not a joke), is making the social media rounds once again. The short and dirty (and believe you me, it is dirty) is this: Walnut hatched in […]
SNL Nails the Insanity of School Board Meetings in the Age of COVID
SNL has hysterically nailed the disturbing trend of rowdy school board meetings with a skit that, in all honesty, isn’t that far from actual reality.
This Fashion Ad Is a Crime, and the Comments Do Not Disappoint
Somebody call the police. We need an APB on her charcuterie.
Company Will Pay You $1500 To Be A “Professional Napper”: Dreams Really Do Come True
I, like probably 90% of the world’s adult population, live in a perpetual state of exhaustion. I run on coffee fumes and chocolate infusions. I mostly blame my kids for this. Blessed be the fruit. Trying to get in 40 winks in a day overrun with working, paying bills, endless […]
Florida School Edits Yearbook Photos to Protect the World From Lady Shoulders
Apparently, the female yearbook coordinator decided to alter the photos based on the school’s dress code that emphasizes modesty.
California Woman Possibly Lost $26M Lottery Jackpot Because Of Laundry
A woman in California has made a claim to a lottery jackpot of $26M but says that her winning ticket was destroyed.