There’s no doubt that our school system needs an overhaul. As someone who teaches in an American public high school, I can definitively say that for everything we’re doing right — and believe me, there is a lot that we are doing right — there are many more things we could be doing to make […]
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‘Heartbeat Bill’ Outlaws Abortion Before Women Know They’re Pregnant
People in the South are fired up after learning that Georgia Senate has approved House Bill 481—a proposal that would outlaw abortions once a doctor detects a heartbeat in the womb (typically around six weeks). Under current Georgia law, abortions can be performed until 20 weeks of gestation, but if this new legislation is signed […]
There’s A Wine And Cheese Marathon So I Guess I’m A Runner Now
They say you can accomplish anything with the right motivation. I have no idea who “they” are, but whatever, it doesn’t matter. What matters is there’s wine. And cheese. Together. In the south of France. And if that’s not enough to make you want to run a marathon, I don’t know what is. The Marathon […]
Dad Backs Car Over Toddler at Waffle House
Police say alcohol and drugs were not a factor in the tragic death of a toddler who was ‘accidentally’ run over by his father in a Brandon, FL Waffle House parking lot last Tuesday. According to Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office, both of the boy’s parents were under the impression that the ‘other’ parent had placed […]
‘Go-Pros’ For Dicks Are A Thing That Exist Now. Because Reasons
The Cock Cam is the new “Go-Pro” for dicks that can capture and share your climax online.
Some of the Most Hilarious Reactions to the Instagram/Facebook Outage of 2019
Last week marked the day the Earth REALLY stood still, as there was a global partial outage for approximately 14 hours (and counting, for some) of some Facebook-owned apps, including Instagram, Messenger, WhatsApp and Facebook itself. Users of the popular social media platforms Instagram and Facebook were getting error messages, inability to post new content, […]
25 Memes to Get Us Through the Latest College Scandal
If you have kids and access to social media, chances are, you’ve heard about the college scandal involving 50 people, including Lori Loughlin, who played Aunt Becky on Full House and Desperate Housewives star Felicity Huffman, otherwise known as Lynette Scavo—the character who (ironically) “donated” $15k during one episode so her sons could attend an […]
The Comments on These Images of Whales Mating Will Fill Your Immature Soul
Recently, the My Alliance with Science Facebook page posted some images of whales gettin’ freaky, and it didn’t take long for the internet to do what it does best — and that is to make one giant stream of dick jokes. As one does. The images, which depict — there’s no polite way to say […]