According to an article in the New York Times on Saturday, homicidal hornets the size of a matchbox have been discovered in Washington State. And can 2020 just stop it already? Between a global pandemic, aliens, and now giant murder hornets, it’s starting to feel like we’re all contestants on the fucking Hunger Games. And […]
Now, we’re all smart people here and surely know what the acronym U-F-O stands for, right? That’s right: Unidentified. Flying. Object.
the pandemic has changed us, but that’s bound to happen when you’re living through a historical event that strips you of your God-given right to cough on strange bitches in a crowded pub.
93-year-old Olive Veronesi has inadvertently become the poster girl for Coors Light by providing proof that their slogan, “It won’t slow you down,” is true.
There’s panic and also beauty in this time of quarantine. Our lives are forever changed, as they were by 9/11, and we’ll see the best and worst of humanity.
Atlanta hairstylist Heidi Lee Oley and her boyfriend, Geoffrey Clark, are making the most out of social distancing by creating a series of glamour shots and posting them to Instagram. The photographs, which show Clark sporting updos, dreadlocks, and accessories—mimicking celebrity hairstyles with a humorous twist—first emerged on March 20, when the two got bored after […]
Right in the midst of a hellish pandemic and associated condom shortage, a gleaming beacon of fuckery shone in the distance and it’s name was Tiger King. Netflix dropped the instant classic Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness and it was just what we needed to cleanse our palate from the joyless landscape that is […]
A great gift for new moms, this book pairs perfectly with a bottle of Merlot and a genuine sense of humor.