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Krispy Kreme Free Donut Promo Leads to Online Sh*tshow
Beloved donut chain Krispy Kreme made headlines for a new promotion that promises a free glazed donut daily for anyone in the U.S. who can provide proof of being vaccinated against Covid-19.
Toxins Are F*cking With Human Dong Size
Research that would make even the most scientifically-illiterate Chad want to throw out his axe body spray to protect his BDE swagger (giggety)
The $1400 Stimmy Tweets That Will Have You Laugh-Crying And Wiping Your Tears With Money
Envisioning myself not so lavishly spending money I don’t yet have is the mood I want to be on for the rest of the year.
Afternoon Delight: Florida Man Humps Olaf and Unicorn Plushies
A 20 year-old man in Florida has been arrested and ordered to undergo a psychiatric evaluation after sexually assaulting two plush toys in Florida Target
Woman Survives Shark Attack in One Piece … Bathing Suit and Leaves 5-Star Review
When I read the review for what I’m calling the “J. Crew shark bite bathing suit,” I realized that I may have found the review of all reviews.
Meghan Admits To Wanting To End Her Life and She Deserves Compassion
Meghan shared, “I was really ashamed to say it at the time and ashamed to have to admit it to Harry…. But I knew that if I didn’t say it, I would do it and I just didn’t want to be alive anymore.”
Bullying of OnlyFans Mom Shows We Have a Long Way to Go
Jackson earns money (like, a LOT) from her OnlyFans page, a subscription platform that allows creators to post exclusive content for paying subscribers.