By The Mommy Hack A mom recently entered a deep existential crisis that verged on self-loathing after using the word “Bam!” to verbalize excitement regarding extra chocolate chips she was adding to cookie dough. The ill-advised quip was intended to channel the formerly-popular television chef Emeril Lagasse, whose star rose in the ‘90s but has […]
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Woman Stays in Work Clothes 3 Hours After Coming Home, Vows “Never Again”
By Samantha Labriola of Mother Haggard Jamie Sullivan, a 36-year-old mother of three, is stepping forward to share her recent harrowing experience after she neglected to change out of her work clothes immediately after returning home. “I still don’t know how it happened,” Sullivan states, shaking her head. “I’ve gone over it again and again. “Usually […]
Raise Your Child the Montessori Way or Ruin Their Entire Life
By Elisa Cinelli of Mom Life According to Elisa Before even attempting to conceive, all couples should first become fully certified Montessori instructors. Full certification is really the only option if you don’t want to ruin your child’s entire life, and it costs about $6,000. Second of all, go to IKEA. The only way to raise […]
Family Completely Unprepared When Queen of England Actually Comes for Tea
By Becca Carnahan of With Love, Becca After years of justifying their half-assed entertaining efforts by saying, “Whatever, this is fine. It’s not like the Queen of England is coming for tea,” the Patterson family was completely caught off guard when the Queen actually did arrive, unexpectedly. To be fair, Buckingham Palace gave the Pattersons a solid […]
What to Get Your Valentine Based on Her Astrology Sign
By MockMom Valentine’s Day is all about being with the one you love, and showing her how much you care for her. Unless you have kids, and then you’re probably reading this through tears because your sitter canceled and your kids won’t stop screaming. Fear not, we’re here to help you rekindle that spark. The […]
Woman Tries Instant Pot, Life Remains Unchanged
By Samantha Labriola of Mother Haggard A disappointed woman is speaking out after purchasing an Instant Pot and having her life remain virtually the same. “I was going to start yoga. Or try that whole self-care thing. I thought I’d have so much free time now that I have an Instant Pot,” Tracy Simmons states. […]
Mom in Coma After Plastic Cup Avalanche
By Sarah Jean of The Mom TruthBomb York, PA — A local mom is in the hospital tonight after she opened an upper cabinet door in her kitchen. It all started after her kids came home from another birthday party where one of the favors was a plastic sports water bottle. Her children got very upset […]
Meteorologist Confirms He Used Tarot Cards to Forecast Weather
By Stephanie of RacingElephants In breaking news out of Wisconsin, Jeff Brown, top meteorologist at News Channel 12, has admitted to making up winter weather forecasts over the past decade. In our exclusive interview with Brown, he admits, “I got the idea when my son was a toddler and he would play ‘weather forecaster’ to be like […]