“That little green freak obviously works for the radical left. SORE LOSERS.”
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Anxious Mother Told To Calm Down, Anxiety Magically Cured
She jumped up off the bed, gave all the medical staff a high five for fixing her problems, and left the hospital while proudly chanting her college alma mater.
Studies Show There’s Literally No Wrong Way to Consume Turmeric
Put a pinch of turmeric in your tea! Bake it into a cake! Snort it like cocaine! There’s no wrong way to consume turmeric.
Do You REALLY Love Your Children?
How many organs have they eaten today? Were they meat or pianos? Are your pianos vegan?
Career Aptitude Test Confirms Mother’s Fate as Professional Butt Wiper
“I can actually put my English degree to good use. Like, by wiping my kid’s butt with it.”
Kids Won’t Put Shoes Away? This Child Psychologist Has the Answer
“Just burn those motherfuckers,” she stated in an article recently published in Kids Psych Weekly. “Preferably while your kids are watching.”
Valentine’s Day Is a Politically Incorrect Load of Crap
I just want to spend my February 14th in comforting, self-loathing isolation without having to worry about some insensitive jackass sending me flowers.
Feminist Parenting Advice That’s Actually Regressive AF
Nothing dismantles the patriarchy more effectively than a woman who has left the workforce. Did you know breastfeeding burns calories? Daddy will love that!