By MockMom Washington and Oregon have both recently passed legislation at the state level that says kids are required to give their moms a minimum of 10% of their collected Halloween candy. “This is a tax that’s been in place for decades, but has never been an official law until now. It’s very exciting for […]
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Boy’s Life Ruined After Mother Doesn’t Allow Him to Play Fortnite
By Jacque Gorelick of Write Where I Am Julia Winslow didn’t realize she was, in fact, ruining her son’s life by not allowing him to play the popular, first-person shooter game, Fortnite. “When he told me he couldn’t survive without Fortnite, I thought he was being dramatic. I had no idea that by not playing a […]
Woman Makes Memes All About Her
By Mandi Em of Healthy Living for Hot Messes With the rising costs of healthcare, and the many gaps in the mental health system, one West Virginian woman is getting creative when it comes to obtaining therapy by taking to the comment section of memes. Janice Dixon, a 36-year-old beauty consultant, says she stumbled upon this […]
Woman Finally Drinks Enough Water for Skincare Routine, Floats Away
By MockMom Heather Ravenport, a 36-year-old mother, was recently found floating down a local canal that appears to be of her own making. “My friend recommended that I drink at LEAST 3 gallons of water every day to keep from getting a ‘turkey neck.’ Jowls run in my family so, understandably, I didn’t want to […]
9-Year-Old’s Face Freezes “Like That”
By Megan Loden Local 9-year-old boy, John Greene, has been told time and time again to stop with the faces. “If I’ve told him once, I’ve told him a thousand times,” his mother says. “Like all kids, he thinks it can’t happen to him. Like he’s invincible.” Apparently, John was sent to bed Monday night […]
Mom Admits Target Is Not Her Favorite Store, Is Shunned by Community
By Jen Mearns of The Undomestic Goddess “It’s so shameful,” G says, ducking her hoodie-covered head to avoid photographs. “It’s just that…things are cheaper here.” She shrugs and continues pushing her cart through Walmart. “Please leave me alone.” The mom admits, publicly, that Target is not her favorite store and the response in her community is […]
Your Minivan: Mobile Self-Care Spa for Mothers™
By Sally Miller Ever find yourself with enough free time and disposable income to relax at a day spa? No? Well, me neither, actually. But what if I told your car was actually a Mobile Self-Care Spa for Mothers™? Check out your amenities: The Sauna Turn on the heat, roll up the windows, and treat yourself […]
Teen Gets Plastic Surgery to Look Like Snapchat Filter
By Jen Mearns of The Undomestic Goddess As you might have known, Snapchat filters represent the height of beauty standards in this country. As expected, young women have been flocking in droves to their plastic surgeons on retainer to surgically enhance their bodies and faces to more closely resemble their Snapchat filters. “If you’d asked me […]