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Introvert Mom Turns Extrovert Thanks to Group Text Peer Pressure
“I just needed strangers to push me over the social edge. I’ve seen the error of my ways.”
Scientists Confirm: Global Warming Result of American Flatulence
By Samantha Wassel of Between the Monkey Bars Washington, D.C.— It turns out your farting may be making more than just your butt burn. In fact, all that gas you think you’re “passing”? Apparently it’s not being passed very far. Scientists recently detected an accumulation of human anal emissions trapped in the earth’s atmosphere. Earlier […]
Top European Tours for Kids Who Could Not Give a Sh*t About Europe
By Susanne Kerns Thank you for contacting IDLE Travel Agency. It’s summer vacation planning time again! Parents across America are caving in to the social media pressure to plan an Instagram-worthy vacation that rivals all their friends’ European Extravaganzas last summer. We here at the IDLE Travel Agency know that planning engaging, international travel with […]
This Is Not a Drill: Teddy Ruxpin Is Officially Coming to Netflix
By Samantha Wassel of Between the Monkey Bars Score one for nostalgia, because Netflix is bringing back Teddy Ruxpin, and we can’t decide whether we’re super pumped or scared shitless. The popular streaming company made the announcement late Sunday night in a press release that got Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, and even a resurrected Xanga […]
Shopper Calls CPS on Woman for Making Kids Sit on Easter Bunny’s Lap
By Samantha Wassel of Between the Monkey Bars Hopkinton, MA — A mother of three is currently being investigated by Child Protective Services for forcing her kids to sit on the Easter Bunny’s lap during a recent trip to the North Lagomorpha Mall. April Livingston says she was just trying to get a photograph of […]
New Program Helps Support Postpartum Mothers with Memes
By Siri Steiner of The Mommy Hack Amid mounting evidence that mothers in the US have among the world’s highest levels of stress due to lack of work-life balance and childcare support, the government will step in and offer more memes with Victorian-style women saying funny things. They may also include the kind with a 1950s […]
‘Game of Thrones’ Is Finally Going to Show Us Some Dragon Sex
By Samantha Wassel of Between the Monkey Bars The final season of the popular HBO series Game of Thrones airs on April 14th, and it sounds like Winter isn’t the only thing that’s going to be (ahem) coming in Westeros. That’s right, people, WE ARE FINALLY GOING TO SEE SOME DRAGON FUCKING. Earlier this week, series creator […]