Look for parents who are always hitting, shooting, throwing, and/or kicking balls. Playing with kids might be optional, but bragging is not.
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McDonald’s Is Revamping Its Menu to Include More “Instagrammable” Options
“Most of our menu items can be reused as paperweights,” he said. “Or passed along to kids to be used as high-end toy food.”
So You’re Thinking of Giving Your Seat to That Pregnant Woman on the Train…
Maybe she’s just wearing a puffy coat. You’d be insulting her if you offered your seat and it turns out she wasn’t pregnant, but just had a huge breakfast.
A Public Apology To All Marine Life And Everybody I Ever Invited To A Graduation
You will think this is the most important day of your kid’s life. But you will learn that day comes later when you finally pay off their college tuition fifty years after, right before you die.
Trump’s 2020 Campaign Strategy May Include Building a Giant Wall Around Pete Buttigieg
It seems that Pete Buttigieg is driving President Donald Trump up the wall. Or, rather, driving him to build another one.
New Support Group for Good Sleep Sufferers
They call themselves the RPAPs — Resting Peacefully Anonymous People. Each of the members smell of lavender oil and contentment.
Wife, Local Urologist Question Vasectomy Post-Op Instructions
My husband basically told me he planned to sit on his ass for two days, and then wanted to have sex 30-40 times in the next six weeks.
Family Not Blind, Ignore Items On Stairs Anyway
Ms. Wilde is grappling with the fact that she is the only one in her home who cares if items are put back where they belong.