If you want to be more involved in your kids’ education, you might want to start reading those emails instead of immediately deleting them.
All Minnesota parents will be able to opt-in to virtual parenting options starting this month under emergency order.
“George doesn’t have to be curious all the time. Maybe sometimes he’s Angry George, or Ambitious George, or Sad, Confused, and Tired George.
Where the siblings stumble upon the gingerbread house of a witch… but she’s not a hungry cannibal
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That doesn’t mean that there’s not still a sexy spark deep within my epiglottis that longs for the good old days of dating and fellating.
Who has time to work all day, clean up after kids, do the housework, rock in the corner and cry, make some impromptu Amazon purchases in the false hope that they’ll somehow restore purpose to your life, consider faking your own death and flying to Fiji, and then cook dinner on top of it all?
I guess I’m going to have to find another way to get my fitness on while simultaneously expressing my inner sexy beast.