You went through all of that trouble just to have a potential 30-minute break while your kid finds someone else to play with.
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My Coworkers Are Too Young to Get My ’80s References So Excuse Me While I Walk Into the Sea
So naturally, I now have no choice but to walk into the ocean to embrace my fate as an old sea hag.
Millennial Mom Apologizes for Not Being a Fuggin’ Oracle
This letter will turn into a novel if I list all my missed opportunities in my twenties and thirties to refine my skills in forecasting the future.
Guided Meditation For Parents Who Want To Be Chill, But Are Actually Ticking Timebombs
Whatever your toddler is drinking probably isn’t so very dangerous and poison control is tired of hearing from you anyway.
I Just Found Out PTO Doesn’t Stand for Pretentious Tw*t Offensive, and I Am Shook
If you want to be more involved in your kids’ education, you might want to start reading those emails instead of immediately deleting them.
Minnesotans Soon to Have Hybrid Parenting Options
All Minnesota parents will be able to opt-in to virtual parenting options starting this month under emergency order.
Curious George Henceforth Known as “George” to Discourage Kids from Labeling
“George doesn’t have to be curious all the time. Maybe sometimes he’s Angry George, or Ambitious George, or Sad, Confused, and Tired George.
Not-So-Grimm Fairy Tale Reboots for Non-Misogynist, Non-Maltreating, Non-Child-Eating Households
Where the siblings stumble upon the gingerbread house of a witch… but she’s not a hungry cannibal