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Should You Get the Vaccine or Trust the Guy Who Snorts WD-40 While Taking a Dump?
We are living in unprecedented times. There’s no question that Covid-19 has taken a toll on our mental, physical, and emotional health. The virus has shut down businesses, overtaxed healthcare workers, put a financial strain on small business owners, forced parents into the hell known as e-learning, and killed over […]
I LIVED IT: My Social Media Post Got Zero Likes
It started out just like any other day: I posted a selfie on Instagram and then spent about an hour mindlessly watching alpacas on TikTok. But then, by mid-afternoon, I noticed something strange…Not a SINGLE person had liked my daily selfie. Not one.
Spice It Up by Inviting a Pastor to Read Leviticus While You Make Love Through a Hole in a Sheet
Yet still, I couldn’t fight the beast that swelled inside me, so I did the right thing and married the man.
Is That a Banana in His Pocket or Does He Find Your Toddler-Booger-Laden Sweats Sexy?
Men are sexually attracted to their burnt-out, exasperated, at-the-end-of-their-proverbial-rope female partners now more than ever.
I Accidentally Left My Phone at Home and Survived (Barely)
I don’t think I could find my own literal asshole if not for the map app on my phone.
6 Ways to Stop Comparing Yourself to Other, Clearly Superior Moms
Comparing ourselves to others is a recipe for unhappiness, even if you are the best mom in the world.
How to Access Virtual Learning in 32 Simple Steps
This guide will take you through the 32 quick and easy steps you need to help your child access their virtual learning experience!