It started out just like any other day: I posted a selfie on Instagram and then spent about an hour mindlessly watching alpacas on TikTok. But then, by mid-afternoon, I noticed something strange…Not a SINGLE person had liked my daily selfie. Not one.
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Spice It Up by Inviting a Pastor to Read Leviticus While You Make Love Through a Hole in a Sheet
Yet still, I couldn’t fight the beast that swelled inside me, so I did the right thing and married the man.
Is That a Banana in His Pocket or Does He Find Your Toddler-Booger-Laden Sweats Sexy?
Men are sexually attracted to their burnt-out, exasperated, at-the-end-of-their-proverbial-rope female partners now more than ever.
I Accidentally Left My Phone at Home and Survived (Barely)
I don’t think I could find my own literal asshole if not for the map app on my phone.
6 Ways to Stop Comparing Yourself to Other, Clearly Superior Moms
Comparing ourselves to others is a recipe for unhappiness, even if you are the best mom in the world.
How to Access Virtual Learning in 32 Simple Steps
This guide will take you through the 32 quick and easy steps you need to help your child access their virtual learning experience!
I’m a Proud Hockey Mom And You Should Know By Now That I Won’t Be Silenced
I DID chuck a chair, but I DID NOT intentionally hit one of the council women. I mean, I did hit her, I just didn’t mean to.
My 408-Month-Old Can’t See Things That Are Right in Front of Him
A tendency to look for things orally which entails asking a female cohabitant where something is located instead of doing a more thorough search