By Gail Hoffer-Loibl of Maybe I’ll Shower Today “I was in so much shock, I had to read it twice,” said Jane McGreeley, 42, of Dayton, Ohio, in response to an angry email she and her husband, Brian McGreeley, 47, received from their local Parent Teachers Association. The email, sent […]
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Area Mother Admits to Being “Ecstatic” Teens Are Leaving for College
By Jennifer Ball of The Happy Hasufrau ‘Tis the season of heart-wrenching articles about the misery of emptying nests. Pictures of cars packed to the gills with collegiate necessities, freshly decorated dorm rooms and sobbing parents clutching at their offspring’s necks are displayed in newspapers, magazines, and online. But local mother […]
Meritocracy Through Makeup? Not in My America!
By Guy G. Walker “Who is that weird-looking lady, Dad?” my 9-year-old son Ronnie asked me. Of course, I had to sigh before I answered. He was watching the damn TV again instead of playing sports outside like I told him. Like a boy is supposed to. The damn cleaning […]
Another Celebrity Couple Divorces, Women Everywhere Take It Personally
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama Country singer Blake Shelton has filed for divorce from another country singer after four years of marriage. This divorce is reportedly the worst thing to happen to Oklahoma since fracking. “First Heidi Klum and Seal, then Ben and Jen, now this?!” said apparent relationship […]
Residents Agree with Marcy’s Diner That Screaming Kids Are the Worst, Instead Outraged by Neglect of Basic Grammar
By Melissa Coble of An Unfit Parent After the breaking news of a crying child at Marcy’s Diner here in Portland yesterday, we sent our reporter, Tom Richardson, out into the streets to get a reaction from the locals. Many had not heard about the crying child, or the subsequent post […]
It Can Happen to You: How Marriage Equality Made My Family Gay
This is difficult for me to talk about. But as a red-blooded American and champion for traditional family values, I believe it is my duty. So here goes. Marriage equality made my family gay. And it can happen to you. It starts out innocently enough. One minute, your spouse and […]
Elf on the Shelf: Big Brother Is Watching
Forget spying on cell phone activity. The government’s had this one in the works for quite some time now. It’s brilliant, really. Get over half the damn nation to put one of these f*ckers in their homes, thereby planting the bug themselves. GENIUS, I TELL YOU! It’s possible I’ve read […]
Study Shows People Thankful When Belittled By Friends And Family
By Lola Lolita A recent study of one found that people tend to feel thankful toward friends and family when they are belittled, particularly on social media. According to experts, people feel the most gratitude when friends and family accuse them of things they did not do or intend, citing […]